POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

How the FUCK do you get your petition signed on "really fucking hard" difficulty! Everybody is fucking shooting at me and not wanting to fucking sign.

[QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;43275038]How the FUCK do you get your petition signed on "really fucking hard" difficulty! Everybody is fucking shooting at me and not wanting to fucking sign.[/QUOTE] You´re doing it wrong. Kill ´em and THEN make them sign the petition.

[QUOTE=Rellow;43274859]you know what's funny about this video existing [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tbzQuMl.png[/IMG] youtube has it on its movie rental service[/QUOTE] Does anyone even use that

Great, now I have to reinstall the game since several files are failing to be validated. [editline]22nd December 2013[/editline] How have I never smoked the catnip before. That stuff's incredible.

nah -snip-

Also, how do you resurrect a zombie? That's one of the achievements.

So is it really true that Gary didn't do the Postal movie because he didn't want to swear? I find it odd seeing how he swore a few times in the game

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43277350]Also, how do you resurrect a zombie? That's one of the achievements.[/QUOTE] [sp]Did you try tazering it's dead body?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43277668][sp]Did you try tazering it's dead body?[/sp][/QUOTE] ...damn.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43275262]You´re doing it wrong. Kill ´em and THEN make them sign the petition.[/QUOTE] sorry for offtopic, but why´re you using weird apostrophes?

Yeah it`s kinda weird. Stat clipboard for new game only. What's it look like guys? I'm half way through the game and I don't feel like restarting for a clipboard.

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43278879]Yeah it`s kinda weird. Stat clipboard for new game only. What's it look like guys? I'm half way through the game and I don't feel like restarting for a clipboard.[/QUOTE] It has the same icon as the petition clipboard and it shows the stats screen that you would see at the end of the game

So guys, can I go through the weekend without [sp]killing any zambies[/sp]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43279266]So guys, can I go through the weekend without [sp]killing any zambies[/sp][/QUOTE] Nope; one of the goals is to kill a certain amount of zombies. Unfortunately, it's impossible to do a Jesus run in AWP or AW.

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43278879]Yeah it`s kinda weird. Stat clipboard for new game only. What's it look like guys? I'm half way through the game and I don't feel like restarting for a clipboard.[/QUOTE] If you are playing full week/7 days, you get the clipboard when you start Saturday, so you should be able to get it on the same save if you just keep going. I got it that way.

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;43279385]Nope; one of the goals is to kill a certain amount of zombies. Unfortunately, it's impossible to do a Jesus run in AWP or AW.[/QUOTE] That don't matter. Jesus would've done the same.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43279561]That don't matter. Jesus would've done the same.[/QUOTE] ...I looked up "zombie killing jesus" and found this [t]http://herodistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/6a00d8341c09fc53ef010534d6e987970b-800wi.jpg[/t] ...I see I have a new comic to buy

With Abe Lincoln as silver tongued gun toting back up. Nice.

Postal movie was pretty good IMO. Then again, I haven't played the game.

I think I killed Champ in a cutscene. Right before you "save" Champ, I launched a heat-seeking rocket at the rednecks in the room where the cutscene happens. However, I started the cutscene before the rocket hit the rednecks. The rednecks disappeared, but the rocket will still roaming around, looking for a target. I saw it explode and thought nothing of it. Then, the game starts acting like Champ appeared to save me from some enemy dogs, but I couldn't see Champ anywhere and nothing changed (like the enemy dogs weren't killed when the game was acting like they were). It hit me; I killed Champ at the start of the cutscene with a rocket, but the game didn't notice and acted like everything was normal. This fucking game.

I seriously cant find a tazer on the steam play through, I remember it being in the house opposite the caravan originally but it isn't there anymore.

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[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43281782]I seriously cant find a tazer on the steam play through, I remember it being in the house opposite the caravan originally but it isn't there anymore.[/QUOTE] Seriously? For me it's always there, no matter what difficulty. Otherwise I think the police station should sport one, not sure.

Looking through the code, I found the remnants of a cut Steam achievement. It would have required you to lure a cop with a donut that's in a pool of gasoline. When the cop steps into the gasoline, you set it on fire with a match and immolate the guy. The name of this achievement? [quote=Postal2Game.PersonController]PlayerController(Doer.Controller).GetEntryLevel().EvaluateAchievement(PlayerController(Doer.Controller),'[B]RevengeForTrayvon[/B]');[/quote]

But Zimmerflimflam wasn't actually a cop.

[QUOTE=Tinter;43282289]But Zimmerflimflam wasn't actually a cop.[/QUOTE] He was cop enough to gat a innocent black man in the open and get away with it. #twerk4trayvon

Oh god this game brings me memories, playing with friend and slicing people while avoiding parents to see what im playing... :)). God damn Christmas presents i bought emptied my wallet so i cant buy the complete from steam now!!

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43281827]Seriously? For me it's always there, no matter what difficulty. Otherwise I think the police station should sport one, not sure.[/QUOTE] It isn't there, I know it should be but nope.

Vigilante justice sure is fun in Postal. On my way to church I went trough the alley with the health pipe salesman. Our exchange: - Hello! - Hi there! - Is this everything? - Yesss!!! *dude takes out his shotgun and blows the dealers head off*

Oh god, I played through this game once, together with the addon, but never knew anything about tora bora. Also gotta love the physics engine... [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469797190834431533/F543623728AD14C1EE6233C0ACE440A8F6694F4A/[/t] By the way, is it just me or does the game have some lag spikes at times? Like at tora bora, whenever someone threw a grenade or a molotov the game slowed down for me.