POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Torekk;43283459]Oh god, I played through this game once, together with the addon, but never knew anything about tora bora. Also gotta love the physics engine... [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469797190834431533/F543623728AD14C1EE6233C0ACE440A8F6694F4A/[/t][/QUOTE] Speaking of physics engines, quite a few times during the game, especially during the Church section, there's been quite a few times where things have exploded, with the debris/leftovers blocking the way to the next loading zone, forcing me to restart the entire section. That's what I call unlucky.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43282608]He was cop enough to gat a innocent black man in the open and get away with it. #twerk4trayvon[/QUOTE] "Every day y'all not eatin', sleepin' or poopin' I want y'all to be twerkin' for Trayvon"

[QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;43275038]How the FUCK do you get your petition signed on "really fucking hard" difficulty! Everybody is fucking shooting at me and not wanting to fucking sign.[/QUOTE] If you get a police officer uniform, nobody will attack you...

Oh, god. The grenade launcher in enhanced mode is hilarious.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43284181]Oh, god. The grenade launcher in enhanced mode is hilarious.[/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022123937189/BC9200ADD4F18B519528872D5C249BF8C98326FF/[/t] You're right about that, Billy Joe Bob.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43284181]Oh, god. The grenade launcher in enhanced mode is hilarious.[/QUOTE] I only got to try the default weaponry I'm planning to re-purchase this in a day's time at most. Best christmas present EVER

Holy fuck the double barrel shotguns kills mike j Z in 2 shots

I hoped the text below would say "Pissing Jesus". Last time I made a jesus run in the none patched version I am fairly sure it was like this. [t]http://i.imgur.com/NbbW7dG.jpg[/t]

I found a fun thing [video=youtube;w9vKIzonono]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9vKIzonono&feature=youtu.be[/video]

What is enhanced mode? Does it disable achievements?

[QUOTE=joh;43285461]What is enhanced mode? Does it disable achievements?[/QUOTE] Enhanced mode changes behavior of weapons, adds more tools and stuff you start with on each individual day and adds more weapons to the landscape. It does not disable achievements.

[QUOTE=diwako;43285476]Enhanced mode changes behavior of weapons, adds more tools and stuff you start with on each individual day and adds more weapons to the landscape. It does not disable achievements.[/QUOTE] Is it better than normal? And I take it the cheat menu disables achievements?

[QUOTE=joh;43285536]Is it better than normal? And I take it the cheat menu disables achievements?[/QUOTE] Yeah activating a cheat disables achievement. Better then normal? Well let's say it like this, some crazy unexpected shit can happen in enhanced mode. I personally like this mode to fuck around with. Just find out yourself and post results.

The 7th Heaven named small shop next to the police station sells doughnuts. But they turned out be turds :D

This poor schmuck fell victim to my machete and started crawling away at some point: [thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/504700165635363129/38B82096280D756E52DCB4411D5CE69C4210CE25/[/thumb] Here he was several minutes later: [thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/504700165635365589/A4F3C050D687A3B7F9CCF0612611AF976FE8E93E/[/thumb] Now he's burrowing into his own grave: [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/504700165635377477/6A9074215A90DD0D5123D15E548EEE81069947ED/[/thumb] Eventually I did the right thing and put him out of his misery: [thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/504700165635379423/351A2EFC534140D2BFF49E711D83EB51BC89421F/[/thumb] Oh yeah, and the machete is awesome. [B]EDIT:[/B] Damn it, the machete just disappeared after flinging it at a hobo.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43286401] [B]EDIT:[/B] Damn it, the machete just disappeared after flinging it at a hobo.[/QUOTE] During AW I lost my machete by switching weapons quickly as soon as it returned to me, picked up another from a janitor closet a few minutes later, threw it at a [sp]demon gary[/sp] and it got stuck in the roof. [editline]24th December 2013[/editline] Also I can't be sure, are a lot of the maps enlarged in the Steam version? I swear the lucky ganesh or whatever got extended a couple meters this and that way.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43282284]Looking through the code, I found the remnants of a cut Steam achievement. It would have required you to lure a cop with a donut that's in a pool of gasoline. When the cop steps into the gasoline, you set it on fire with a match and immolate the guy. The name of this achievement?[/QUOTE] why did that get cut oh god it's amazing

[video=youtube;Tr2yUWP5ke4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr2yUWP5ke4[/video] I think I found Postal 2's long lost theme song.

I just thought, would the Postal difficulty be easier if enhanced mode was on? Seeing how you could piss fire on everyone

I'm enjoying the fact that I managed to break my way into the police station, took the cop uniform, and passed by some hostiles (RWS protesters, book protesters, etc.) without them firing at me.

[QUOTE=FlamingBlizza;43256736]RWS gets my vote for company of the decade :v:[/QUOTE] WE LOVE YOU.....wanna get married? [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Lucinice;43257848]Wait I remember people saying he just disappeared and that why he wasn't in postal 3, EVERYTHING IS A LIE.[/QUOTE] no lie, he did dissappear and then he was replaced and then he showed up.....Rick is a great guy, just wasnt around when we needed him

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43290622]WE LOVE YOU.....wanna get married?[/QUOTE] You cheating whore!

[QUOTE=jason278;43258077]Oh my fucking god, I wouldn't believe my eyes if this happened[/QUOTE] if you get down on your knees and try REALLY hard to suck your own cock it might happen...but no seriously it might [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;43259338]The best thing about postal 2 is it never seems to get old and you can always find some way to have fun in it everytime you start up. Also heres some pics I saved some time ago. ZOMBIE KEBAB [img]http://i.imgur.com/kDQqG7R.jpg[/img] fyi if you're right in somebody's face and throw the katana at them you won't lose the katana and you'll pretty much spam it until they're dead which is usually in an instant otherwise they'll turn into a pincushion oh and zombies will take those katanas you stick in them and use them against you. I dunno how this happened but she kept running around without a head. [img]http://i.imgur.com/A25NX1E.jpg[/img] This guy, this guy here just always survives the most dismemberment then anybody ever could. [img]http://i.imgur.com/2iYgO6E.jpg[/img] If postal 4 ever comes out it BETTER have a ridiculous boss like cow mikej [img]http://i.imgur.com/q3HHTyF.jpg[/img] [b]BEHOLD MY QUIVERING CROTCH!!![/b][/QUOTE] i love the cowboss.....so much! shame he was the tale end of that game :D [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Purple Robot;43290632]You cheating whore![/QUOTE] No No....i we can all be happy together forever trevor! [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Katatonic717;43272071]Yeah so the Postal movie aint half bad. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq0G9DPatWw[/media][/QUOTE] we agree with you, if it had been edited one more time by someone else and then had a REAL like college tour theatrical release....it could have made money. Instead it was cast aside after in the name of the king BOMBED [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=riki2cool;43273497]Wow, apparently someone uploaded the whole movie on youtube: [video=youtube;D3i2SALC_NI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI[/video] This isn't warez, right?[/QUOTE] it is unless Uwe uploaded it himself.....but we dont give a shit, just watch it! [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=nerdster409;43274481]Perhaps it's time someone got mikejaret and toploader a title or something... [editline]22nd December 2013[/editline] Also, I'm suddenly bored of Postal 2. I can't explain it. I keep thinking I've done everything possible in the game.[/QUOTE] THANKS....and fuck you....POSTAL 2 never gets boring....just kidding I havent played that shit since long before it came....but i guess most people dont eat at the restaurant they work at :D [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=jason278;43277435]So is it really true that Gary didn't do the Postal movie because he didn't want to swear? I find it odd seeing how he swore a few times in the game[/QUOTE] not true at all, he got very sick and dissappeared and was replaced, he was VERY mad when he popped up out of nowhere later like we should have held the movie production back for him....sad

Oh man this pisses me off when this happens. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/685969538603846255/C44F9D3C63EE052ED66B324A64F80BDCAF4F672C/[/t] Fuck you sledgehammer, I'm not done throwing you at people.

forgot to dump some images stop shitting, mike [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022275396846/245812F8FB2A2342B936C60FFB94329507257223/[/t] Euphoric clop(clap) [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022275423923/870858970837310EF7EECC6B8BEA7860A0CFAD91/[/t]

I just bought Postal 2 for five other people. Best Christmas gift.

[thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/504700165654225751/1592C4E6A627D54644883970BD45C7C0FECD8634/[/thumb] I think I just found Bullfish's local distributor.

I remember downloading the demo for this game five years ago and playing the shit out of it, good times.

Last time I load up my save, someone was pointing the gun and proceed to shoot me. this fucking game man

[QUOTE=bloboo;43292927]I would play it, grab the milk, the gate would slam shut because I didn't understand that you had to pay habib and I would quit while screaming in fear oh goody, another one of my fine accomplishments proudly displayed at the top of a page.[/QUOTE] well no need to scream in fear....just kill that jihadist!