POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=bloboo;43292927]I would play it, grab the milk, the gate would slam shut because I didn't understand that you had to pay habib and I would quit while screaming in fear[/QUOTE] now get out! and come again please.

money line forms that way infidel

i was wondering, should i make a video, where i start to kill everyone with a fedora

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43293292]money line forms that way infidel[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mikejaret;43293118]well no need to scream in fear....just kill that jihadist![/QUOTE] Or just Goomba stomp them to death, also works in jesus runs for some reason.

I just reinstalled this. Best game to play on Christmas.

Here to back up my claim, recorded a video [video=youtube;4sBjEPs6VcI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBjEPs6VcI[/video]

I yoinked some gunsounds from gamebanana and replaced them in the WeaponSounds.uax If you want to have louder gunfights then just drop the .uax file in Postal2Complete\Sounds [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55477377/P2_wsoundmod_WeaponSounds.7z[/url]

I have a video of a man without both legs running and jumping around, but I dont have internet on the computer rigth now :(

As I said before, I think the voice acting in Postal III is pretty great, so it's a shame that it doesn't do much good in that game. Hence, I am creating a vocal variety pack mod for Postal 2 using the extra voice lines from this ill-fated sequel. For those who have never played Postal III, the bystanders act in much the same manner as Postal 2 and thus have recorded dialog for most of the same situations. In addition to the white male and female bystander voice sets, Postal III added black male and female and Hispanic/Mexican male and female voice sets. This totals in at well over 1,500 new bystander lines in-game. After a few days work, I now have them all functioning as a mod in Postal 2. Postal 2 already internally assigns designations as to what ethnicity each bystander is (White, Black, Mexican, Asian, Hindu), so in a way, these new lines are just an extension of what RWS has always intended. Here's a short test video demonstrating the new voice sets: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elpQRqloYT0[/media] Also, in addition to implementing these Postal III lines, I'm looking through the Postal 2 code to see if I can restore the numerous lines that have been sitting long unused in the sound packages. I've had some trouble in this area, but I've managed to restore a handful of cut lines. Anywho, I hope to get a release out soon.

Purchased POSTAL 2 once again These fools on the Steam marketplace buy all sorts of shit Time to go trough my third playtrough

Turns out that mike j is buff as fuck [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iL8Xg7P.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43296697]Turns out that mike j is buff as fuck [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iL8Xg7P.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] STALKER!!!! JK 445lbs AND I surgery in May for my collar bone snap AND i have a full thickness tear in my right rotater cuff and something wrong with my left rotator cuff, had 2 MRIs yesterday to find out the final diagnosis (shortly before I went and lifted that barbell lol)

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43296995]STALKER!!!! JK 445lbs AND I surgery in May for my collar bone snap AND i have a full thickness tear in my right rotater cuff and something wrong with my left rotator cuff, had 2 MRIs yesterday to find out the final diagnosis (shortly before I went and lifted that barbell lol)[/QUOTE] woah, you're pretty hot maybe u wanna go out sometime ;o)

Postal 2 Complete is the perfect Christmas gift. Bought like 5 copies already.

[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;43297142]Postal 2 Complete is the perfect Christmas gift. Bought like 5 copies already.[/QUOTE] nothing says christmas quite like urinating on dogs and punting severed heads

[QUOTE=Rellow;43297191]nothing says christmas quite like urinating on dogs and punting severed heads[/QUOTE] Nothing says christmas like piss-soaked doughnuts.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43297132]woah, you're pretty hot maybe u wanna go out sometime ;o)[/QUOTE] yes, please send pic of your penis

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43297209]yes, please send pic of your penis[/QUOTE] Thing is, I think he might.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43297209]yes, please send pic of your penis[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/bratwurst.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43297209]yes, please send pic of your penis[/QUOTE] this is why rws is my favorite

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43297262][img]http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/bratwurst.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i like it, lets dance!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43297309]i like it, lets dance![/QUOTE] let's take this to the next level

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43297336]let's take this to the next level[/QUOTE] PREPARE YOUR ANUS [IMG]http://airandspace.si.edu/exhibitions/star-wars/online/images/BookImages/ewok.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43297420][IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/077/076/a1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Woah be careful, I think image macros are still bannable outside of Fast Threads (unless some shit are really changed since my unbanning)

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;43297488]Woah be careful, I think image macros are still bannable outside of Fast Threads (unless some shit are really changed since my unbanning)[/QUOTE] Image macros are bannable everywhere, I think.

Love is in the air.

i guess i'll go play some STP now

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;43297488]Woah be careful, I think image macros are still bannable outside of Fast Threads (unless some shit are really changed since my unbanning)[/QUOTE] FIXED!

Playing this game on Insane-O is an enlightening experience.

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43297549]Playing this game on Insane-O is an enlightening experience.[/QUOTE] it loosens the butthole!