POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43310433]i can smoke pot with it [editline]25th December 2013[/editline] i can slay ur dragon [editline]25th December 2013[/editline] pls accept my love[/QUOTE] challenge accepted!

Anyone know if it's possible to port ukx files into blender? I want to take a crack at fixing some of those animations so they don't look so bleh (looking at you hunting rifle and pistol) btw mike, you can have a bigger avatar now that you're gold, so your face can take up even MORE of people's screens and bandwidth

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43307854]woah that must mean you're cut even hotter pic[/QUOTE] Don't get too attached. You two will never be able to pork. :v: Geddit? Pork and Judaism. Ah, nevermind.

[QUOTE=Ericson666;43310490]Anyone know if it's possible to port ukx files into blender? I want to take a crack at fixing some of those animations so they don't look so bleh (looking at you hunting rifle and pistol) btw mike, you can have a bigger avatar now that you're gold, so your face can take up even MORE of people's screens and bandwidth[/QUOTE] sweet, i made it 80x80 now!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43310638]sweet, i made it 80x80 now![/QUOTE] the new limit is 80x160 if you want to do that

160 pixels is big enough for me to fit my pierced jewish penis into right?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43310680]160 pixels is big enough for me to fit my pierced jewish penis into right?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2WzWaBA.png[/IMG] One high-quality 80x160 avatar for one high-quality man.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43310680]160 pixels is big enough for me to fit my pierced jewish penis into right?[/QUOTE] Pierced? Well that's it Mike, we're done.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZzhHLcb.png[/IMG] Alternate actually-put-effort-into-it gaybow edition.

Those who rated me disagree when I said to get MikeJ to make that voice pack official, can suck it! Eagerly waiting for the update. Thanks for listening Mike!

I've got 2 copys of postal 2 to give away, anyone want one?

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43311236]Pierced? Well that's it Mike, we're done.[/QUOTE] sorry fo yo booty! [editline]26th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=fordlover89;43311175][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2WzWaBA.png[/IMG] One high-quality 80x160 avatar for one high-quality man.[/QUOTE] I love it....but i used the rainbow one instead! [editline]26th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43311536]Those who rated me disagree when I said to get MikeJ to make that voice pack official, can suck it! Eagerly waiting for the update. Thanks for listening Mike![/QUOTE] id prefer to just get sucked!

Found a weird bug with the machete where if you hit the empty hands key JUST before you catch it, you get a "You already have this!" message and the machete vanishes. Also damn I wish I could choose which weapons I want to pick up, I keep having to ditch nightsticks and those butterfly knives to make sure I can get the machete out faster. Also found out that enemy dogs can catch your machete if you throw it at them while they're charging for you, that surprised the hell out of me :v: Anyone know where I can find a scythe and sledgehammer, by the way? Someone should make a mod that puts the sledgehammer, scythe, and machete in the postal dude's shed, I'd totally play through the entire game with nothing but those. Well those and the assault rifle because the taliban dudes and soldiers are still part of the no fun squad and block thrown weapons.

I found the scythe on thursday or on friday behind the lucky ganesh

So now that AWP is out and all, is there ANY benefit to playing either the vanilla game and Apocalypse Weekend seperately?

[QUOTE=Zoran;43312662]So now that AWP is out and all, is there ANY benefit to playing either the vanilla game and Apocalypse Weekend seperately?[/QUOTE] yes if you play the vanilla game separately you don't have to play apocalypse weekend

[QUOTE=MisterAlbert;43312414]I've got 2 copys of postal 2 to give away, anyone want one?[/QUOTE] heh, why not at least that'll be the first steam game gift i've ever gotten <- steam profile here

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43311236]Pierced? Well that's it Mike, we're done.[/QUOTE] it's okay, mike, i still love you give me a kiss, right on the asshole

Impossible is the best. "I don't like the look of this guy" *throws dynamite* and suddenly everyone went apeshit again. And it wasn't even longer than 3 seconds that I was playing...

All copys gone.

[QUOTE=MisterAlbert;43313169]Tried going to your profile but kept getting an error so i sent you a link to my steam profile, add me there. [editline]26th December 2013[/editline] Still one more copy of postal 2 up for grabs to anyone who wants it.[/QUOTE] You're awesome

[QUOTE=MisterAlbert;43313169]Tried going to your profile but kept getting an error so i sent you a link to my steam profile, add me there. [editline]26th December 2013[/editline] Still one more copy of postal 2 up for grabs to anyone who wants it.[/QUOTE] If no one else wants it,i'll take it so I can give it to a friend. But if someone on FP wants it they can have it.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43310209]damn fuckin right i do! HERE YEE HERE YEE: We will be incorporating the audio pack created by Marphy Black if he so desires :) Please get in touch with Toploader and he will get it all straightened out! and on the topic of tits and pussy....ive had plenty, this is my gay time....LET ME BE GAY DAMMIT, what is this Russia?[/QUOTE] thanks to this thread RWS has become my new favorite video game developer

Is the name "Postal Dude" meant to be a Doomguy reference?

[QUOTE=Hatley;43314473]Is the name "Postal Dude" meant to be a Doomguy reference?[/QUOTE] his name is actually Dude Jr (or The Dude Jr, not sure)

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43314544]his name is actually Dude Jr (or The Dude Jr, not sure)[/QUOTE] The Postal Dude Jr.

Is there a mod that lets you poop?

[QUOTE=Judas;43314101]thanks to this thread RWS has become my new favorite video game developer[/QUOTE] and you have become one of my favorite gamers!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43310209]damn fuckin right i do! ..... and on the topic of tits and pussy....ive had plenty, this is my gay time....LET ME BE GAY DAMMIT, what is this Russia?[/QUOTE] No. For me it's just the fact that I came here for a video game and not for anything else. I mean I don't care what you like, I just want more of the games and less of any kind of sex.

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;43314952]Is there a mod that lets you poop?[/QUOTE] That AMN weapon mod allows you to poop when you're controlling another person. Looks like you just have to crouch or something.