POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Oh man I forgot the sledgehammer smashes doors. I've been breaking doors down every where I go just because of how awesome it is.

I've only just found out about the sawn-off. Oh my. Also, anyone know if it's gonna be possible to mod more areas into the town eventually?

I am well aware it probably isn't enough to actually do so, but you guys could try to model/skin a cat based off the cat in my avatar, aka my cat.

[QUOTE=SteakStyles;43321597]I am well aware it probably isn't enough to actually do so, but you guys could try to model/skin a cat based off the cat in my avatar, aka my cat.[/QUOTE] You're not saying you have a thing for shoving gun barrels into your cat, right? [i]Right?[/i]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43321632]You're not saying you have a thing for shoving gun barrels into your cat, right? [i]Right?[/i][/QUOTE] Well aware of it. Even if its just a temporary silencer, it would still be an honor to know my cat kinda help The Dude.

Radical.

Man these RWS devs are so stupid, they should be charging money for these updates as DLC [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Cat reskins $5.99 [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Voice packs $14.99

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;43322083]Man these RWS devs are so stupid, they should be charging money for these updates as DLC [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Cat reskins $5.99 [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Voice packs $14.99[/QUOTE] were so fuckin stupid and youre so fuckin smart.....you should make a game do that! FYI, me and top shall pow-wow about what to do for yalls voices!

So to get the most fun out of this, hat difficulty should I play on? I've played a bit on normal and it there was no chaos that you are all talking about. :(

Insane-o is pretty, well, insane. I've been having a lot of fun on the difficulty. It gives everybody a random weapon, areas can turn into a warfare. I play on Normal whenever I want to fuck around, without the fear of getting blown up immediately.

Am i the only one who unzips his pants and starts to yell "get down" in front of the ladies?

I want Postal 3 to be cheaper so I can experience it. Does this make me a bad person?

You're willing to pay money for Postal 3? A terrible person.

So I spent like over an hour to download stuff from a server, just to find this: [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/468671636110637199/0BBF0BD852823A1228BB31C4356245D13B6684BD/[/t] Also there were few weapons, the police baton, m4 and a sword, but they used airmal bags as pickups, which went from butterfly wings to random teleports and even taliban mode, where you smell so much that your odor hurts people. And there was even a place where you could buy a postal babe for 4000$, too bad someone stabbed me from behind after I robbed the bank and shit... Think it was called something like conticinium's Fly and Drive and ran ProjectMarica.

[QUOTE=Torekk;43322848]So I spent like over an hour to download stuff from a server, just to find this: [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/468671636110637199/0BBF0BD852823A1228BB31C4356245D13B6684BD/[/t] Also there were few weapons, the police baton, m4 and a sword, but they used airmal bags as pickups, which went from butterfly wings to random teleports and even taliban mode, where you smell so much that your odor hurts people. And there was even a place where you could buy a postal babe for 4000$, too bad someone stabbed me from behind after I robbed the bank and shit... Think it was called something like conticinium's Fly and Drive and ran ProjectMarica.[/QUOTE] I was on that server once too and I just assumed it was somekind of RP server. I managed to TP into the bank and I was so happy because I wanted to try out the cars and then I exploded.

I'm enjoying the fact that I can piss napalms at people, despite getting Champ caught between the flames. Anything else I should take note of Enchanced mode?

Found a pretty serious bug on postal difficulty Once you get the gimp/cop outfit people won't try to kill you anymore, it kind of messes with the difficulty but that's not a bug (I assume). The problem is that now you're able to buy healing items and they'll actually be added to your inventory and so long as you have at least 1 of that kind of item and you are not on full health everytime you walk over an health pickup it will get added to your inventory instead of being used. Makes it terribly easy.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43322114]were so fuckin stupid and youre so fuckin smart.....you should make a game do that! FYI, me and top shall pow-wow about what to do for yalls voices![/QUOTE] I, for one look forward for a champ skin dlc that turns him into a poodle for $40. I mean if Infinity ward is doing it why not RWS?

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43320735]Is Postal Dude in JB? If not, you should fix that.[/QUOTE] He is for our closed beta along with tons of other stupid rips from games, but since it's a model rip and we wouldn't want to make RWS mad we'll be removing it for public release unless of course RWS are cool with us using it in our free half-life2 mod~~~~~~~~~~~~

[QUOTE=postal;43324128]He is for our closed beta along with tons of other stupid rips from games, but since it's a model rip and we wouldn't want to make RWS mad we'll be removing it for public release unless of course RWS are cool with us using it in our free half-life2 mod~~~~~~~~~~~~[/QUOTE] hint hint

im pretty sure we give zero fucks if you use our models for your mods, top? also another announcement, instead of peoples audio to be used in the game we have decided we will take peoples pics that they send to us (OF THEMSELVES) and post them up in my office just like the photo that magically appeared there only to be more cum covered everyday. Let me know if youre interested in this and if so please send the pic (OF YOURSELF) to mikej at running with scissors dot com thanks!

So how big is that wall of yours?

Sent

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43324421]im pretty sure we give zero fucks if you use our models for your mods, top? also another announcement, instead of peoples audio to be used in the game we have decided we will take peoples pics that they send to us (OF THEMSELVES) and post them up in my office just like the photo that magically appeared there only to be more cum covered everyday. Let me know if youre interested in this and if so please send the pic (OF YOURSELF) to mikej at running with scissors dot com thanks![/QUOTE] Just wondering, have you taken a look at Jaykin Bacon: Episode 3? It's kinda awesome.

how does one skip to the next day in postal 2

[QUOTE=Wingz;43324924]how does one skip to the next day in postal 2[/QUOTE] Clear objectives or console commands that only work with cheats on so you don't gat achievements

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43324935]Clear objectives or console commands that only work with cheats on so you don't gat achievements[/QUOTE] cant seem to get the setday console command to work even with cheats enabled

[QUOTE=Wingz;43324954]cant seem to get the setday console command to work even with cheats enabled[/QUOTE] I think they changed the command, not sure what they changed it to though.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43324901]Just wondering, have you taken a look at Jaykin Bacon: Episode 3? It's kinda awesome.[/QUOTE] let me break the fourth wall down real quick......i dont play games very much anymore lol

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43325354]let me break the fourth wall down real quick......i dont play games very much anymore lol[/QUOTE] Makes sense, but you should still probably try it. It´s one of the best Source mods OUT THERE. (whilst still being in the closed beta though).