POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43325354]let me break the fourth wall down real quick......i dont play games very much anymore lol[/QUOTE] Because you're too busy making them right? right? [B]3[/B]

Sent my photo in, hopefully it'll be covered in semen at some point.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43325409]Because you're too busy making them right? right? [B]3[/B][/QUOTE] yes.....sure....thats why! FYI ive gotten so many pics of your sexy asses....you shall be jizzed on!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43325578]yes.....sure....thats why! FYI ive gotten so many pics of your sexy asses....you shall be jizzed on![/QUOTE] Who are you calling an ass? You don't want to mess with me or... well... you saw the pic. [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Also, this is Jaykin Bacon: [video=youtube;7xXExd6Qt1g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXExd6Qt1g[/video]

sent mine in. put a little jizz on my face, try not to get any on my eyes.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43325578]yes.....sure....thats why! FYI ive gotten so many pics of your sexy asses....you shall be jizzed on![/QUOTE] an image of postal's ass officially being IN postal this is at meta as it gets [img]https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/a/a8/Postalsass.jpg[/img]

jesus christ, this. somewhere. anywhere

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43324421]im pretty sure we give zero fucks if you use our models for your mods, top? also another announcement, instead of peoples audio to be used in the game we have decided we will take peoples pics that they send to us (OF THEMSELVES) and post them up in my office just like the photo that magically appeared there only to be more cum covered everyday. Let me know if youre interested in this and if so please send the pic (OF YOURSELF) to mikej at running with scissors dot com thanks![/QUOTE] sent, i'm the final boss of fag hunter ;)

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43324421]im pretty sure we give zero fucks if you use our models for your mods, top? also another announcement, instead of peoples audio to be used in the game we have decided we will take peoples pics that they send to us (OF THEMSELVES) and post them up in my office just like the photo that magically appeared there only to be more cum covered everyday. Let me know if youre interested in this and if so please send the pic (OF YOURSELF) to mikej at running with scissors dot com thanks![/QUOTE] Sent, can't wait to be part of the most educational game of the decade :downs:

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43325669]Who are you calling an ass? You don't want to mess with me or... well... you saw the pic. [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] Also, this is Jaykin Bacon: [video=youtube;7xXExd6Qt1g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXExd6Qt1g[/video][/QUOTE] lol awesome, the traps are like Hungar Games traps.....but POSTALesque.....i peed a little!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43326287]lol awesome, the traps are like Hungar Games traps.....but POSTALesque.....i peed a little![/QUOTE] i've heard a lot of things to describe jaykin bacon but "like hunger games" is not one of them

hope you enjoy that sexy picture i sent ya, mike [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0M6cczM.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Judas;43326345]i've heard a lot of things to describe jaykin bacon but "like hunger games" is not one of them[/QUOTE] well you get something new everyday doncha! own it bitch!

Sent my pic in. Hopefully the world will get to see (and piss on) a photo of me high-fiving my dog.

[QUOTE=Hatley;43326465]Sent my pic in. Hopefully the world will get to see (and piss on) a photo of me high-fiving my dog.[/QUOTE] postal 2 is making dreams come true

[QUOTE=Judas;43326476]postal 2 is making dreams come true[/QUOTE] all of you are making my dreams cUM true with every photo you send....1 load per pic!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43326522]all of you are making my dreams cUM true with every photo you send....1 load per pic![/QUOTE] I've never been so uncomfortably proud of sending a jpeg.

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;43326549]I've never been so uncomfortably proud of sending a jpeg.[/QUOTE] well then we have a special bond now

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43326522]all of you are making my dreams cUM true with every photo you send....1 load per pic![/QUOTE] jesus mike do you have a bionic wrist

[QUOTE=Judas;43326742]jesus mike do you have a bionic wrist[/QUOTE] Bionic dick how do you jizz that much

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43326771]Bionic dick how do you jizz that much[/QUOTE] it literally becomes powdered milk after a couple loads

back on the subject of postal, this terrorist was lit on fire and for some reason continued doing the fire animation he did a nice little dance for me [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240922887970/C6A6096EE679A9B3EAEF669218F7DD3A106FA46E/[/t] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240922933350/C18E1B76B4F9D83106510BFE67BF0F7EB6EF4627/[/t] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240923003231/AC5288ADABA3EE1969D5F152F0108822AB572022/[/t]

[QUOTE=Judas;43326906]back on the subject of postal, this terrorist was lit on fire and for some reason continued doing the fire animation he did a nice little dance for me [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240922887970/C6A6096EE679A9B3EAEF669218F7DD3A106FA46E/[/t] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240922933350/C18E1B76B4F9D83106510BFE67BF0F7EB6EF4627/[/t] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450657240923003231/AC5288ADABA3EE1969D5F152F0108822AB572022/[/t][/QUOTE] Everyone that can survive the initial burning does that for me. It's annoying when I fire a napalm rocket into a group of SWAT, and then they run up and do a jig as the fire fades from then. Then they shoot me in the face. (hey didn't i say this several pages ago)

Wait, mike, what kind of picture should I send you? Because I have nice pictures, mildly racy pictures, and very naughty pictures.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43327949]Wait, mike, what kind of picture should I send you? Because I have nice pictures, mildly racy pictures, and very naughty pictures.[/QUOTE] Why not everything?

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43328011]Why not everything?[/QUOTE] Well I have to have something to bribe him with when I want my voice in the game later. :v:

just sent my pic to mike this is so cool

I'd love to join in but I don't think my face will add anything to the game :(

wonder if mike will accept my cat [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43328653]I'd love to join in but I don't think my face will add anything to the game :([/QUOTE] well i think you're beautiful <3~

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43328653]I'd love to join in but I don't think my face will add anything to the game :([/QUOTE] there's never enough people to piss on