POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Make me a star mikey

I sent a pic to mike. Am I going to be famous now?

So all the postal 2 steam owners would be downloading a patch what would also contain pictures of tons of facepunchers :v: That's damn awesome.

[QUOTE=FpShepard;43329328]So all the postal 2 steam owners would be downloading a patch what would also contain pictures of tons of facepunchers :v: That's damn awesome.[/QUOTE] New Update: Nerd faces added.

If I hate one thing about this game, it's the fact that people use rocket/grenade launchers indoors...

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43324421] also another announcement, instead of peoples audio to be used in the game we have decided we will take peoples pics that they send to us (OF THEMSELVES) and post them up in my office just like the photo that magically appeared there only to be more cum covered everyday. Let me know if youre interested in this and if so please send the pic (OF YOURSELF) to mikej at running with scissors dot com thanks![/QUOTE] Noticed you didn't specify it had to be a picture of my face. I'm assuming my ass is fair game? [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=mikejaret;43325578] FYI ive gotten so many pics of your sexy asses....you shall be jizzed on![/QUOTE] lol now i'm wondering if someone hasn't already submitted it for me [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Judas;43325754]an image of postal's ass officially being IN postal this is at meta as it gets [t]https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/a/a8/Postalsass.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] And yep that's the pic if you decide you're interested ;)))

I love the sickle. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eMJPX8Bj8&feature=youtu.be[/media]

[QUOTE=bloboo;43329654]Can we just all agree to put postals ass in the game I think that would be best for everyone here.[/QUOTE] As a lover of asses of all kinds, I approve of this whole heartedly

Hang on. When was the physics in pools of water added to the game? (Albeit not very good physics; shoot at it with a double-barrel and it starts looking like a Mathematica presentation.)

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43330030]Hang on. When was the physics in pools of water added to the game? (Albeit not very good physics; shoot at it with a double-barrel and it starts looking like a Mathematica presentation.)[/QUOTE] Always been there since the first release. [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] i still remember spending like 5 minutes just fucking with a pond so i could marvel at the ~beautiful water physics~ back in the day [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=nerdster409;43325669]Also, this is Jaykin Bacon: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXExd6Qt1g[/url][/QUOTE] I literally think you found probably the 2nd video we ever recorded of the mod lmao, back when the first pistol was a fart magnum. The more recent shit is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWmT9MUqnBs&list=PLGtladrYhQQvpYoUD6jvL5EcApyLTIpJs]~here~[/url]

[QUOTE=postal;43330036]Always been there since the first release. [editline]27th December 2013[/editline] i still remember spending like 5 minutes just fucking with a pond so i could marvel at the ~beautiful water physics~ back in the day [/QUOTE] Really? It's been there since the beginning? This has to be the earliest game I've seen with that kind of physics.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43330181]Really? It's been there since the beginning? This has to be the earliest game I've seen with that kind of physics.[/QUOTE] the liquid physics were one of our crowning achievements, it took nathan a while but he was so proud of his work with that. it got oft overlooked when people bashed the original MAJOR issues with loading...the loading problems were so bad though that im sure it turned a lot of people away

[t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/487812045577668188/EA9278AA6E24EC110AA8A73677C3814084F8812A/[/t] um mam r u ok?

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43330181]Really? It's been there since the beginning? This has to be the earliest game I've seen with that kind of physics.[/QUOTE] This isn't even the earliest.

I'd love to send a picture of myself to Mikey, but last time I showed my face here, someone suggested I use steel wool to clean it.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43330992]I'd love to send a picture of myself to Mikey, but last time I showed my face here, someone suggested I use steel wool to clean it.[/QUOTE] Did you at least take their advice?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43330473]the liquid physics were one of our crowning achievements, it took nathan a while but he was so proud of his work with that. it got oft overlooked when people bashed the original MAJOR issues with loading...the loading problems were so bad though that im sure it turned a lot of people away[/QUOTE] Apparently he was so focused on the physics he forgot to make so that it [B]extinguishes fires.[/B] Also I've concluded you can make the biggest waves (over the height of Postal Dude) by...wait for it...pissing in it.

I just bought Postal 3 because I hate myself.

is postall III really that bad?[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43331485]I just bought Postal 3 because I hate myself.[/QUOTE]Iguessso

Buy it for me too if you hate yourself that badly. I kinda wanna try it myself.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43331531]is postall III really that bad?[/QUOTE] Honestly, looking at some game play footage it's just that quirky source styled game play, which I really enjoy. So I really don't feel like I wasted my money here.

And if you really really hate yourself, buy it for me too. :v:

cmon katatonic, holiday spirit.

Guys, no, I've spent waaaayyy too much this month. I'm not sure if I can even afford twenty bucks right now. Well now I can probably, but I still gotta buy food and shit for myself too. food > youguys

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43331681]Guys, no, I've spent waaaayyy too much this month. I'm not sure if I can even afford twenty bucks right now. Well now I can probably, but I still gotta buy food and shit for myself too. food > youguys[/QUOTE] who even eats food anymore come on it's barely more than a few cents.. barely

think of it like this it's only the price of 4 starbucks coffees.

how come water physics got more stable in AW, while on the vanilla its still the same

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43331747]think of it like this it's only the price of 4 starbucks coffees.[/QUOTE] Not if you buy venti white chocolate mochas almost every morning like me.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43331813]Not if you buy venti white chocolate mochas almost every morning like me.[/QUOTE] gay

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43331485]I just bought Postal 3 because I hate myself.[/QUOTE] Keep us posted about it, I really want to know if it's as bad as everyone says it is. [editline]28th December 2013[/editline] I just noticed, it's only 9.49 €. Should I also buy it?