POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
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This game is fun!
As I'm sure you're all aware of by now, [url=http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/]the Steam version of Postal 2 is censored[/url]. Hence, using my original CD copy of the game, I have created a small texture patch to restore the uncensored arcade machine texture:
[url]http://www.mediafire.com/download/asmd3nh0e1sny7b/P2ArcadeUncensor.rar[/url]
Installation instructions are included in the readme.
Comparison between Steam censored (top) and CD uncensored (bottom) textures:
[img_thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/469796366095966689/EF427FE08222188473B01C343682934FCD92998C/[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/469796366095960628/CB6A7C471E57B0116024CE6AC18D2BF081781AF9/[/img_thumb]
Are we sure the texture was ever in the base game though?
I mean I knew the mini game came from AWP but how do we know the arcade machine texture wasn't just part of AWP?
I just tried playing on the Impossible difficulty and the game crashed after several minutes. But it was fun seeing everybody kill each other instead of me.
[QUOTE=lavacano;43194498]Are we sure the texture was ever in the base game though?
I mean I knew the mini game came from AWP but how do we know the arcade machine texture wasn't just part of AWP?[/QUOTE]
It was. PostED even has the texture for Fag Hunter replaced with another Bastard Fish.
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[QUOTE=lavacano;43194498]Are we sure the texture was ever in the base game though?
I mean I knew the mini game came from AWP but how do we know the arcade machine texture wasn't just part of AWP?[/QUOTE]
I can confirm it:
[img]http://puu.sh/5NSG4.jpg[/img]
Retail version with no updates.
all we need now is for pewdiepie to play postal 2
[QUOTE=lavacano;43194498]Are we sure the texture was ever in the base game though?[/QUOTE]I can confirm that the texture originated from the original CD release of Postal 2 as I exported the texture directly from my own copy of the original CD release of Postal 2. You can see me holding my copy of the CD below in this entirely natural and non-posed scene:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/WMaDLqC.jpg[/img_thumb]
I want that.
[QUOTE=FlamingBlizza;43193233]No love for the first postal?[/QUOTE]
Its controls are pretty clunky and the game is more just disturbing instead of having any humor.
So I'm playing the Steam copy of Postal 2 and I found this weapon, I did not hear about this in the update
[thumb]http://uppix.net/hFMjtu.jpg[/thumb]
How is Postal 1 disturbing?
[QUOTE=Griffster26;43195118]How is Postal 1 disturbing?[/QUOTE]
i'm pretty sure at the end, it's assumed that you kill a bunch of kids or something
I shoot cats
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43195130]i'm pretty sure at the end, it's assumed that you kill a bunch of kids or something[/QUOTE]
You don't even kill the kids, the last level was a hallucination.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;43195118]How is Postal 1 disturbing?[/QUOTE]
the loading screens for each level are kind of creepy, the game doesn't have a sense of humor like postal 2 and has more of a psychological horror atmosphere
[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Compent;43195142]You don't even kill the kids, the last level was a hallucination.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;dvRhC-G09X8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvRhC-G09X8[/video]
What the fuck
[QUOTE=Griffster26;43195441]What the fuck[/QUOTE]
the uploader also included these images of the captured postal dude (he gets sent to an asylum after he passes out)
[quote]
Door:
[url]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5423/fdoor.png[/url]
Corridor:
[url]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1950/corridor.png[/url]
Cell:
[url]http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7546/jacketbg.png[/url]
Torture:
[url]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8241/torture2w.png[/url][/quote]
not sure when these appear in game though, if at all
WHAT THE FUCK
I really wanna enjoy the first Postal, but it would benefit so much from some kind of indicator for where you're about to hit or, even better, a crosshair you aim and shoot with a la Alien Breed.
Postal 2 is so great. Having fights with Gary Coleman never gets old.
[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43193941]As I'm sure you're all aware of by now, [url=http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/]the Steam version of Postal 2 is censored[/url]. [/QUOTE]
Toploader confirmed this change was done for the Share the Pain patch back in 2003, and not something they did for the Steam release.
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/#c648814395870343244[/url]
[QUOTE=Rellow;43195487]the uploader also included these images of the captured postal dude (he gets sent to an asylum after he passes out)
not sure when these appear in game though, if at all[/QUOTE]
they appear at the end of the game, if anyone hasnt said that already.
Anyone got a spare copy? I always want to try this game, I'm somewhat curious.
Just ran a no-kill speedrun. Managed it in 1:21. End screen came up. Said I murdered 2 people. I'm upset.
Fifth time the game crashed for me today. Or, in this playthrough within the last few hours anyway. Gah.
[QUOTE=bloboo;43198560]From the 45 minutes or so I played of the update I didn't see anything new except achievements and accessories. What am I doing wrong[/QUOTE]
There's some new weapons to be found if you hunt around, though I acquired most of them after the first day. If you find the axe, shears or machete you'll see the new dismemberment.
First time ever playing this. It was oddly fun doing Monday as a pacifist/everyman. I don't know if its difficulty dependent, but waiting in line was nowhere as bad as I've read that it is. Then again I could be playing this wrong.
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POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
