POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Lucinice;43357419]Apparently the game ends with you finding out there were never any druids, after using druid magic to go back in time.[/QUOTE] Wow, thanks a lot you butt.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;43357754]How could they go with this after the European/Russia cover art? [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Amnesia-The-Dark-Descent-Cover-Art.png[/img] [img]http://www.snowball.ru/amnesia/img/Amnesia-front.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] what, I thought the european one was the official one?

-stupid hotlinking problem-

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MkOnz9S.png[/img] There seems to be unwritten rules with American box art where characters must be included and generally have to look edgy.

this is offtopic it's postal megathread after all [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] eh what the hell go on

No, you've ruined it already, what did you expect when you posted that

[video=youtube;XFEKVhs9pa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFEKVhs9pa0[/video]

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;43357224]Oh GMG's 20% off coupon also works on these, so you can get Postal 1 for [B]$1.00 [/B]and Postal 2 for [B]$2.00[/B], yes they're Steam keys GMG20-ZB5D1-93X49[/QUOTE] Thanks for the heads up. Got them both. GMG vouchers are best.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/o5eBltS.jpg[/img] And i just wanted to enjoy myself a little.

Finishing the game with no kills is such bullshit. The game keeps crediting me for kills I had nothing to do with. First run was ruined because apparently it's my fault if someone gets crushed by a bookcase in the library, second run I kept looking at the stats to make sure it didn't happen again, I finish the game and don't get the achievement, load the game back up to see where I messed up and I see I have a dog kill, I assume because of the car press in the junkyard. Anyway, beat AWP on POSTAL difficulty, here's the bodycount: [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal.png[/img] [QUOTE=Coffee;43357914]There seems to be unwritten rules with American box art where characters must be included and generally have to look edgy.[/QUOTE] And tits must always be included and in the foreground, if possible

[QUOTE=Wingz;43358095][video=youtube;XFEKVhs9pa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFEKVhs9pa0[/video][/QUOTE] Well yeah, immobile exploding props after all. :v:

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43358900]Finishing the game with no kills is such bullshit. The game keeps crediting me for kills I had nothing to do with. First run was ruined because apparently it's my fault if someone gets crushed by a bookcase in the library, second run I kept looking at the stats to make sure it didn't happen again, I finish the game and don't get the achievement, load the game back up to see where I messed up and I see I have a dog kill, I assume because of the car press in the junkyard. [/QUOTE] Yeah that's bullshit, I've just put a note on our tracker (under high priority) to make sure this fairer, so no dog kills, or any npc's getting telefaged or crushed will count. Bit late to be help to you but take something in the fact you've probably stopped some other poor soul having this issue in the future.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43361166]Yeah that's bullshit, I've just put a note on our tracker (under high priority) to make sure this fairer, so no dog kills, or any npc's getting telefaged or crushed will count. Bit late to be help to you but take something in the fact you've probably stopped some other poor soul having this issue in the future.[/QUOTE] Happy to help :) While we're on the topic of bugs, you might want to address this in case you weren't aware already: [QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43323318]Found a pretty serious bug on postal difficulty Once you get the gimp/cop outfit people won't try to kill you anymore, it kind of messes with the difficulty but that's not a bug (I assume). The problem is that now you're able to buy healing items and they'll actually be added to your inventory and so long as you have at least 1 of that kind of item and you are not on full health everytime you walk over an health pickup it will get added to your inventory instead of being used. Makes it terribly easy.[/QUOTE]

Yeah the cop outfit is intentional, but the being able to buy stuff is not, so thanks for that.

As far as I know it's literally impossible to complete the game on POSTAL difficulty without first disguising as an officer; you need people to not attack you in order to sign the petition on Thursday. Also, I've noticed you guys made the game even harder on POSTAL difficulty; before, the baseball bat could be found on the top floor of the Cock Asian on Monday. It's no longer there. Having immediate access to a OHK melee weapon made all the difference in the world. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] I've been thinking about weapons in games and such and I've decided that it would be really cool to have a crossbow in Postal 2. :v: I need to figure out what I'm doing in this game so I can mod it in.

I've played through the whole week. When do you get the cop outfit? Apocalypse weekend?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43361166]Yeah that's bullshit, I've just put a note on our tracker (under high priority) to make sure this fairer, so no dog kills, or any npc's getting telefaged or crushed will count. Bit late to be help to you but take something in the fact you've probably stopped some other poor soul having this issue in the future.[/QUOTE] Yep, I had my no-kill run ruined by being credited with 2 kills despite having not attacked anyone and having the tazer equipped at all times. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Katatonic717;43361973]I've played through the whole week. When do you get the cop outfit? Apocalypse weekend?[/QUOTE] You steal it from the police station.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43361870]As far as I know it's literally impossible to complete the game on POSTAL difficulty without first disguising as an officer; you need people to not attack you in order to sign the petition on Thursday. Also, I've noticed you guys made the game even harder on POSTAL difficulty; before, the baseball bat could be found on the top floor of the Cock Asian on Monday. It's no longer there. Having immediate access to a OHK melee weapon made all the difference in the world.[/QUOTE] You don't have to get the petition signed on Tuesday on POSTAL difficulty, mission is not there at all The baseball bat appears in Cock Asian on Wednesday (the day you have to go vote), haven't found any instakilling melee weapons earlier than that. A lot of the weapon/health pickups vary throughout the week

It would be kind of funny at the store where you get the milk, if you are wearing a cop outfit he charges you like 50$ more.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43361973]I've played through the whole week. When do you get the cop outfit? Apocalypse weekend?[/QUOTE] Aside from stealing it, you get one in your inventory for Monday(and possibly other days too) in Enhanced Mode too.

Does the weapon cheat give you the new AWP weapons?

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43362073]You don't have to get the petition signed on Tuesday on POSTAL difficulty, mission is not there at all The baseball bat appears in Cock Asian on Wednesday (the day you have to go vote), haven't found any instakilling melee weapons earlier than that. A lot of the weapon/health pickups vary throughout the week[/QUOTE] The hedge clippers are in the "BEWARE OF DOG" house on Tuesday, inside the house's small shed. Which basically means you need to be able to survive that one day without it. It would be cool if Tora Bora had an instakill melee weapon on Monday through Friday. It makes it so that you can have access to a very powerful weapon right at the start but dammit you need to fight for it, the same as you would for the WMD. Meanwhile I'm making a list of every weapon location in the game. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-12/30T19-40-52.png[/t] This is going to take a while. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] Actually no, nevermind. I can't do this. It would take far too long and some maps are just houses; it will be impossible with precision to explain where everything is without resorting to either a complicated picture guide or complicated maps. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] Maybe I can make a special weapons guide instead. Just list maybe the easiest and earliest locations of the various melee weapons, and the locations of the more rare weapons such as Napalm, Sniper Rifles, etc.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43362566]The hedge clippers are in the "BEWARE OF DOG" house on Tuesday, inside the house's small shed. Which basically means you need to be able to survive that one day without it.[/QUOTE]Oh right, I did know about that one now that I think of it [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43362566]Actually no, nevermind. I can't do this. It would take far too long and some maps are just houses; it will be impossible with precision to explain where everything is without resorting to either a complicated picture guide or complicated maps.[/QUOTE]Just have a map with the houses numbered and use those numbers to tell the location Though some of the pickups vary depending on the day and difficulty, dunno how you're going to deal with that

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43362867]Oh right, I did know about that one now that I think of it Just have a map with the houses numbered and use those numbers to tell the location Though some of the pickups vary depending on the day and difficulty, dunno how you're going to deal with that[/QUOTE] I'm using the map editor to tell me precisely on which days the weapons appear. But yeah, fuck that. I'm not making a map. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] I've considered doing a map actually and I wasn't sure how I would figure out things like the church or the mall, basically levels which are entirely indoors. Regardless, here's what it might look like. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-12/30T20-57-16.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Ziron;43343167]I'm going to do that because I want a picture of a dude getting assfucked in the achievement showcase box on my Steam profile.[/QUOTE] There is also an achievement called "Gary vs a Giant Penis" which is just a man with a sword riding a giant penis. I want this achievement very badly but I do not know how to get it and it is kinda upsetting me.

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;43364693]I want this achievement very badly but I do not know how to get it and it is kinda upsetting me.[/QUOTE]It is said that on the day when the skies turn red, an epic battle between two beloved icons will be fought in a secret arena in the rafters of the West Mall. Some say only those who find a great silver ladder and endeavor to move it into a precise position will find the sacred arena and witness the Apocalyptic conflict.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43364767]It is said that on the day when the skies turn red, an epic battle between two beloved icons will be fought in a secret arena in the rafters of the West Mall. Some say only those who find a great silver ladder and endeavor to move it into a precise position will find the sacred arena and witness the Apocalyptic conflict.[/QUOTE] [sp]The penis usually wins[/sp]

If someone wants to make a weapons list guide, go right ahead. I've been at this for several hours, and I've found and catalogued over 100 items on the first map alone. Even with the use of maps to simplify location (For example, a typical entry might look like "Every Day, S5, on chair directly beside Health Pipe Dealer,") it's just way too time consuming and tedious. On top of that, the developers are adjusting weapon locations with every patch, and they've already made several noticeable changes. Making a complete list would take ages, but keeping it maintained and updated would be a nightmare.

hey everyone, postal dude says hi [t]http://puu.sh/64lfg.jpg[/t]

Ever since the patch, physics objects don't seem to work anymore. I try kicking computer monitors and trash cans but they don't budge.