POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Happy new year guys :D

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43366473]Happy new year guys :D[/QUOTE] It's still the 31st...

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43366473]Happy new year guys :D[/QUOTE] It only just became the 31st for me, what the hell kind of time zone are you operating on? The moon's?

Slovenia Time Zone.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43366570]Slovenia Time Zone.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PiZnWmL.png[/IMG]

It´s better to be early than late.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43366587]It´s better to be early than late.[/QUOTE] That's not how it works in sex....

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43366738]That's not how it works in sex....[/QUOTE] You just haven't met the right kind of girl yet. Also I either fucked over my save by cheating or the weekend has almost no achievements. I hope it's the latter because I'm at the dogpound now and I really want that giant penis achievement soon!

Why is everyone I know celebrating an early New Years? Maybe they meant eve. Finished my replay of Postal 2, on towards a better future. aka AW

oh shit tomorrow is the new year, better celebrate it by setting fire to everyone i see [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] it makes for some cool ass fireworks [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43362566]The hedge clippers are in the "BEWARE OF DOG" house on Tuesday, inside the house's small shed. Which basically means you need to be able to survive that one day without it. It would be cool if Tora Bora had an instakill melee weapon on Monday through Friday. It makes it so that you can have access to a very powerful weapon right at the start but dammit you need to fight for it, the same as you would for the WMD. Meanwhile I'm making a list of every weapon location in the game. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-12/30T19-40-52.png[/t] This is going to take a while. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] Actually no, nevermind. I can't do this. It would take far too long and some maps are just houses; it will be impossible with precision to explain where everything is without resorting to either a complicated picture guide or complicated maps. [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] Maybe I can make a special weapons guide instead. Just list maybe the easiest and earliest locations of the various melee weapons, and the locations of the more rare weapons such as Napalm, Sniper Rifles, etc.[/QUOTE] chainsaw in bathtub is available from first day in health pipe dealer's house, glocks are available in the backroom of some of the mall stores on the first day the mall is available [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] specifically, for a fact, from the "Toyz in da Hood" store. MP5 is also available inside one of the buildings in the mall parking lot/ train area zone

I think it fair to say anyone reading this thread at this point is interested in RWS (love how you guys have welcomed us in!), so I should be able to get away with some spamage. Please like and follow our pages, this year will be an interesting one. They are listed in a 'how much we update / give a fuck about' order. [B]facebook[/B] [url]https://www.facebook.com/POSTAL.World[/url] [B]Twitter[/B] [url]https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL[/url] [B]Our Forums [/B](anything you guys can do to help make this place more active would be most awesome) [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?action=forum[/url] [B]Youtube[/B] [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/GoPostalRWS[/url] [B] Tumblr[/B] [url]http://gopostalrws.tumblr.com/[/url] [B]Google +[/B] [url]https://plus.google.com/u/2/b/106261527827526431878/+Runningwithscissorsdotcom/[/url]

The most important being at the bottom right?

followed/liked/subscribed/did whatever i could, you guys are awesome and deserve more exposure, indecent or not

[QUOTE=Toploader;43367174]I think it fair to say anyone reading this thread at this point are interested in RWS (love how you guys have welcomed us in!), so I should be able to get away with some spamage. Please like and follow our pages, this year will be an interesting one. They are listed in a 'how much we update / give a fuck about' order. [B]facebook[/B] [url]https://www.facebook.com/POSTAL.World[/url] [B]Twitter[/B] [url]https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL[/url] [B]Our Forums [/B](anything you guys can do to help make this place more active would be most awesome) [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?action=forum[/url] Youtube [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/GoPostalRWS[/url] [B] Tumblr[/B] [url]http://gopostalrws.tumblr.com/[/url] [B]Google +[/B] [url]https://plus.google.com/u/2/b/106261527827526431878/+Runningwithscissorsdotcom/[/url][/QUOTE] Into the OP with you. [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] And done!

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43367211]Into the OP with you. [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] And done![/QUOTE] Great thanks!

Heard this on the radio yesterday, reminded me of the postal dude for some reason :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWFSZXHE9vU[/media]

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;43357224]Oh GMG's 20% off coupon also works on these, so you can get Postal 1 for [B]$1.00 [/B]and Postal 2 for [B]$2.00[/B], yes they're Steam keys GMG20-ZB5D1-93X49[/QUOTE] Is Postal 1 good?

I'm curious, what started the interest in updating the game so many years later? Steam release was a while ago too, seems so sudden and random! I hope the updates brought in some new sales for you guys, you deserve it. Especially given the game was banned shortly after launch I assume sales had been terrible back then

The very update of it.

and now I'm embarrassed because I told Toploader I'd make this thread when the update came out and he made a gold account... And now it's plain as day I forgot to :S

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43365185]If someone wants to make a weapons list guide, go right ahead. I've been at this for several hours, and I've found and catalogued over 100 items on the first map alone. Even with the use of maps to simplify location (For example, a typical entry might look like "Every Day, S5, on chair directly beside Health Pipe Dealer,") it's just way too time consuming and tedious. On top of that, the developers are adjusting weapon locations with every patch, and they've already made several noticeable changes. Making a complete list would take ages, but keeping it maintained and updated would be a nightmare.[/QUOTE] There shouldn't be too many changes to the maps that have the new weapons anymore... The placement in the first patch was a bit boring, cause once a weapon appeared, it would usually be found at the very same spot on the following days... I changed it around a bit for the hotfix patch, so things stay a bit interesting. So the upcoming patches will rather add weapons in the remaining maps (thursday and friday) than change the locations around for the existing pickups.

[QUOTE=Seibitsu;43367430]Is Postal 1 good?[/QUOTE] It's different. It's top down shooter with shooting mechanics kinda like Silent Hill or Resident Evil. I really don't know how to describe it, so if someone else wants to chime in.

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43367824]It's different. It's top down shooter with shooting mechanics kinda like Silent Hill or Resident Evil. I really don't know how to describe it, so if someone else wants to chime in.[/QUOTE] It's nothing like Silent Hill or RE. It's an isometric 2D shooter. It's closer to an angled GTA1. [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] It's also not free-roam and demented as shit. [editline]31st December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Seibitsu;43367430]Is Postal 1 good?[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43367464]I'm curious, what started the interest in updating the game so many years later? Steam release was a while ago too, seems so sudden and random! I hope the updates brought in some new sales for you guys, you deserve it. Especially given the game was banned shortly after launch I assume sales had been terrible back then[/QUOTE] It was far from sudden and random :) We made some pledges during the greenlight, that if we got greenlit we'd add in achievements and some improvements to the game. We set about this fairly shortly after. Trouble is we hit tons of issues, even compiling the source code we had for the engine took a while to correctly work out, and there were tons of bugs (most of which we cleared up, some still present in the 1412 release that we missed and are working on now). I'm not sure how many more sales it's brought, but it certainly has given us more fans which is great (this thread alone made it all worthwhile).

I cant wait for workshop integration my balls shiver and ascend into my abdomen just thinking about it

does anyone have any tips on how to [sp]escape the redneck kidnappers on the POSTAL difficulty[/sp]? I seriously cannot get past this shit

Well shit they won't be down for weeks after typing that post

[QUOTE=Judas;43369556]does anyone have any tips on how to [sp]escape the redneck kidnappers on the POSTAL difficulty[/sp]? I seriously cannot get past this shit[/QUOTE] I've been trying to escape in a Pacifist run on Insane-O. it's just not possible

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;43369552]I cant wait for workshop integration my balls shiver and ascend into my abdomen just thinking about it[/QUOTE] Ha! Yeah I can't wait either, we'll start on it as soon as we have finished expanding on the already cool work Marphy Black did with the PIII dialog in P2. We decided to take it as far as we can, the dialog in P2 will soon have around four times the amount of variation than it currently does.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43369616]Ha! Yeah I can't wait either, we'll start on it as soon as we have finished expanding on the already cool work Marphy Black did with the PIII dialog in P2. We decided to take it as far as we can, the dialog in P2 will soon have around four times the amount of variation than it currently does.[/QUOTE] shit, that sounds awesome