POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Judas;43369556]does anyone have any tips on how to [sp]escape the redneck kidnappers on the POSTAL difficulty[/sp]? I seriously cannot get past this shit[/QUOTE] Yeah it's one of the most tricky parts to get though, especially the beginning they can fuck you up pretty quickly Dodge, dodge, dodge. Run circles around them, peek around corners and retreat. Piss is a weapon! use it to stun them if they get close. Don't get caught in straight alleyways, either get close and run laps around them while bashing with the shovel or wait for them to come for you Try not to get hit in the first room and save those medkits for later. If you have to use them, make sure not to waste them to heal just a few points [QUOTE=Toploader;43369616]Ha! Yeah I can't wait either, we'll start on it as soon as we have finished expanding on the already cool work Marphy Black did with the PIII dialog in P2. We decided to take it as far as we can, the dialog in P2 will soon have around four times the amount of variation than it currently does.[/QUOTE] Won't you run into any licensing troubles including PIII dialog in P2? Or was it all done in-house and/or with people who don't give a shit about lawyers?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43369616]Ha! Yeah I can't wait either, we'll start on it as soon as we have finished expanding on the already cool work Marphy Black did with the PIII dialog in P2. We decided to take it as far as we can, the dialog in P2 will soon have around four times the amount of variation than it currently does.[/QUOTE] If only more companies cared as much as you guys <3

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43369684] Won't you run into any licensing troubles including PIII dialog in P2? Or was it all done in-house and/or with people who don't give a shit about lawyers?[/QUOTE] Turns out the dialog was done entirely our end, something I didn't even think about looking into until Marphy Black posted his video showcasing what an amazing improvement it would be, and we can take it much further than that.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43369817]Turns out the dialog was done entirely our end, something I didn't even think about looking into until Marphy Black posted his video showcasing what an amazing improvement it would be, and we can take it much further than that.[/QUOTE] How much further?

Does this mean the "Give me your lunch money, nerd!" will be a possibility

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43370145]How much further?[/QUOTE] Anything we can use basically. We have some unused PIII Rick Hunter dialog from before he went AWOL, not masses but enough to give the dude more generic lines. There is the al qaeda stuff we can use to give them more believable dialog (rather than the mix they use now). Also want to expand on Marphy Blacks idea to re introduce the situation dialog for cats and the like. And of course all the race specific dialog that MB had already made a great start on. In short it's looking to be one of, if not the biggest update the game will have had that players will directly notice.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43370484]Anything we can use basically. We have some unused PIII Rick Hunter dialog from before he went AWOL, not masses but enough to give the dude more generic lines. There is the al qaeda stuff we can use to give them more believable dialog (rather than the mix they use now). Also want to expand on Marphy Blacks idea to re introduce the situation dialog for cats and the like. And of course all the race specific dialog that MB had already made a great start on. In short it's looking to be one of, if not the biggest update the game will have had that players will directly notice.[/QUOTE] [i]please[/i] give postal dude more generic lines

Man I don't think any other dev has had the same drive to update such a old game, I hope you guys at RWS keep doing such good work. Hopefully one day we can get a real postal 3 but for now I will happily play more postal 2.

Wait, the Postal Dude's voice actor is named Rick Hunter? hehehheeehehe

[QUOTE=Lucinice;43370906]Man I don't think any other dev has had the same drive to update such a old game, I hope you guys at RWS keep doing such good work. Hopefully one day we can get a real postal 3 but for now I will happily play more postal 2.[/QUOTE] This kind of thing rarely happens. I'm glad Postal 2 got greenlit, it's one of my favorite games I played back in highschool when I looked for something that was just fun. Bought it again for nostalgia, but got so much in return. Thanks RWS.

Might have to buy the Fudge Pack, just because

[QUOTE=Ericson666;43371255]Wait, the Postal Dude's voice actor is named [I]Dick[/I] Hunter? hehehheeehehe[/QUOTE] teehee

speaking of rick hunter, these things are so weird to see [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7b21qOM1H4[/media] [quote]"I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even WATCH the news."•[/quote]

I just can´t take this seriously. I JUST CANT.

at 15 sec "We take on the police" you sure do, postal dude, you sure do

"We fight for you"

Have a happy new year guys! (Writing this a bit earlier since i´m off to the kitchen right now).

FIREWORKS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I DO. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/PostalDude.jpg/200px-PostalDude.jpg[/img]

Dearest Mike Jaret, I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy murdering you in Postal 2. I receive unbearable amounts of pleasure from it, it's overwhelming. Your character has such interesting dialogue when in pain, which is why I always make a point of dismembering you, severely beating you and torturing you whenever the opportunity arises, and then I watch you suffer and listen to you cry and request one last blowjob from your wife, or ask me to hold your dick for you while you writhe in agony. I usually like to kick you in your stomach while you burn in a fire or slowly bleed out whilst pissing yourself on the ground. Only once you are within an inch of death will I put you out of your misery and cum a little as the grande finale. As you can see I am enjoying Postal 2 very much and I thank you for your hard work. Love, GoldenTWM

[QUOTE=Judas;43371762]speaking of rick hunter, these things are so weird to see [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7b21qOM1H4[/media][/QUOTE] someone needs to make a postal 2 version of that

Here's a tip for anybody who finds the hidden shed in Greenbelt: don't [B]ever[/B] detonate the gas drums inside it. I tried that and got obliterated at a safe distance.

[QUOTE=bloboo;43377473]I'm curious how long it took to develop postal 2[/QUOTE] around a year

[QUOTE=bloboo;43377473]I'm curious how long it took to develop postal 2[/QUOTE] two days

[QUOTE=bloboo;43377473]I'm curious how long it took to develop postal 2[/QUOTE] a century

[QUOTE=bloboo;43377473]I'm curious how long it took to develop postal 2[/QUOTE][url=http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view.php?ID=484&Page=2]Around 18 months with a team of 10 developers[/url]. For more fun Postal history, read the thrilling genesis of the name "Postal"!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20040508220609/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php[/URL] Also, learn the dark secret of The Postal Dude's origin!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20060315191828/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php[/URL]

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43379410][url=http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view.php?ID=484&Page=2]Around 18 months with a team of 10 developers[/url]. For more fun Postal history, read the thrilling genesis of the name "Postal"!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20040508220609/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php[/URL] Also, learn the dark secret of The Postal Dude's origin!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20060315191828/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php[/URL][/QUOTE] that second article makes postal dude sound adorable :v:

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43379410][url=http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view.php?ID=484&Page=2]Around 18 months with a team of 10 developers[/url]. For more fun Postal history, read the thrilling genesis of the name "Postal"!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20040508220609/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Apr/gamedoctor.php[/URL] Also, learn the dark secret of The Postal Dude's origin!: [URL="http://web.archive.org/web/20060315191828/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php"]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/05/August/gamedoctor.php[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Of COURSE the priests have a secret child porn grotto, what else would priests DO?[/QUOTE] Well then.

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[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43376801]Dearest Mike Jaret, I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy murdering you in Postal 2. I receive unbearable amounts of pleasure from it, it's overwhelming. Your character has such interesting dialogue when in pain, which is why I always make a point of dismembering you, severely beating you and torturing you whenever the opportunity arises, and then I watch you suffer and listen to you cry and request one last blowjob from your wife, or ask me to hold your dick for you while you writhe in agony. I usually like to kick you in your stomach while you burn in a fire or slowly bleed out whilst pissing yourself on the ground. Only once you are within an inch of death will I put you out of your misery and cum a little as the grande finale. As you can see I am enjoying Postal 2 very much and I thank you for your hard work. Love, GoldenTWM[/QUOTE] everytime i jerk off (which is usually on the hour every hour) i think of your kiss.....then i think of your dick....then i think of your very very very loose butthole that flaps in the wind.....then i ejaculate all over my face and hair [editline]1st January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Judas;43384064]everybody do the mike J jig! [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/451783339708243081/DF23D1E075816BD4F79D25329472061CD43C7CEA/[/t] [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/451783339708248057/5C4EEA3433D5F3EB89181A2783AD4D2D6E712A13/[/t] [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/451783339708251461/6F0FD9FEB86CD6FC9ACD3ACE2A6D2C91738FF27A/[/t] [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/451783339708254238/F538DD5657989E8371698AE44A62DD5D10A63FAF/[/t][/QUOTE] you and me....lets dance!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43384455] [editline]1st January 2014[/editline] you and me....lets dance![/QUOTE] no chance, i know what happens to your dance partners [img]http://puu.sh/66d7d.jpg[/img]