POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Hideous;43416183]Can I pay you like, $100 to get my face in this game as a pedestrian because I'd probably do that[/QUOTE] send a email to mikeJ with your face he said something about adding faces to the game

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;43416336]send a email to mikeJ with your face he said something about adding faces to the game[/QUOTE] We're putting some of the guys here in MJ's bathroom office, although cut off point for that has gone, we're running out of wall space and no way does Mike deserve a bigger office. Faces on NPC in game could be cool, I'm sure on a forums like this there is someone that would be happy to make the skins up for various people, if they do we'll see about getting them in!

[QUOTE=Toploader;43417463]We're putting some of the guys here in MJ's bathroom office, although cut off point for that has gone, we're running out of wall space and no way does Mike deserve a bigger office. Faces on NPC in game could be cool, I'm sure on a forums like this there is someone that would be happy to make the skins up for various people, if they do we'll see about getting them in![/QUOTE] What about 3D meshes?

Sure. Kinda hoping after we get workshop going that some uber mod team will go and redo all the crappy art and add some more detail to those barren houses.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43417689]Sure. Kinda hoping after we get workshop going that some uber mod team will go and redo all the crappy art and add some more detail to those barren houses.[/QUOTE] After that RWS will release Fudge Pack II and make millions.

i'm hyped for workshop too, i really hope lotsa crossovers get made [sp]grove street in paradise please[/sp]

[QUOTE=Naze;43418420]i'm hyped for workshop too, i really hope lotsa crossovers get made [sp]grove street in paradise please[/sp][/QUOTE] A record 30 minutes before some fucking MLP shit. Bronies sure would love pissing on ponies.

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;43418717]A record [B]30 minutes[/B] before some fucking MLP shit. Bronies sure would love pissing on ponies.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG] i give it 10 at the most

Where can I find a tazer on saturday?

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43416000]You can also simply kick the rockets to deflect them away from you.[/QUOTE] oh wow I never thought to try that, that's awesome lol. [url=http://i.imgur.com/TOXbOSf.png?1]Also toploader i will cherish that dollar forever <333[/url]

Holla holla get dolla

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43416000]You can also simply kick the rockets to deflect them away from you.[/QUOTE] You can kick almost any projectile. Grenades, Rockets, Dynamite, and Machetes, for example. And if you're really good, you can even kick Scissors out of the air.

Horah! I finished my "40 yr. old Virgin" playthrough, with 1:13 time. Now for my Hestonworld/Anustart playthrough.

'The Pile' [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/452909687563247288/AFCE03E7223682EEC3F0A7ADF0D9C79D116F11D7/[/thumb] Have some other screens as well. [thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/452909687563307012/D093328C6B9DE75E094BED1925D72E19D3C84A16/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/452909687563330984/BB596700304F20EB879443176DCFFDBBD18197B1/[/thumb]

My new favorite thing to do is set up complicated traps. Like putting grenades in doorways with gasoline all around; when a group of enemies attack, the first few will be killed and the rest caught on fire. In another instance I used the WMD to clear out a level, and put a bunch of dead bodies at the doors of a building. When I triggered a cut-scene and the police ran in, they had to run into the bodies, giving them the plague.

Hey guys I bought my version of Postal 2 a while ago on another site so how do I access AW or Share the Pain from that? When starting the game theres no option to and it says Postal 2 complete so i'm hoping its there. If its not there ill just buy the steam version

Also, I can't tell if the glock does more damage than the standard pistol or if it's just a really fucking scary hit sound.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43422662]Also, I can't tell if the glock does more damage than the standard pistol or if it's just a really fucking scary hit sound.[/QUOTE] I think the standard pistol has more damage overall, but the burst on the glock makes up for it because you could just squeeze a burst into someone close-range and they drop.

I recently found out that the Glock also does full automatic in addition to the burst fire. I just wish ammo was more plentiful, it is a truly fantastic weapon.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43422707]I think the standard pistol has more damage overall, but the burst on the glock makes up for it because you could just squeeze a burst into someone close-range and they drop.[/QUOTE] It's just that when I get shot with it, it sounds like it really fucks me up.

[QUOTE=Logwood;43422661]Hey guys I bought my version of Postal 2 a while ago on another site so how do I access AW or Share the Pain from that? When starting the game theres no option to and it says Postal 2 complete so i'm hoping its there. If its not there ill just buy the steam version[/QUOTE] Which site did you get it from? STP at least should be in the options menu for all versions of the game bar Steam, unless you warazed it (if you did we genuinely don't care) and then the torrent might have not included the other builds (they were all separated in the Steam version originally). [editline]5th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Trekintosh;43423165]I recently found out that the Glock also does full automatic in addition to the burst fire. I just wish ammo was more plentiful, it is a truly fantastic weapon.[/QUOTE] We'll see what we can do about that :)

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43422707]I think the standard pistol has more damage overall, but the burst on the glock makes up for it because you could just squeeze a burst into someone close-range and they drop.[/QUOTE] Glock has very poor accuracy too so auto firing won't get you anywhere unless they're very close, while the pistol is the closest thing to a sniper rifle [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43422637]My new favorite thing to do is set up complicated traps. Like putting grenades in doorways with gasoline all around; when a group of enemies attack, the first few will be killed and the rest caught on fire. In another instance I used the WMD to clear out a level, and put a bunch of dead bodies at the doors of a building. When I triggered a cut-scene and the police ran in, they had to run into the bodies, giving them the plague.[/QUOTE] I didn't know grenades set gasoline on fire, good to know My favourite way to clear crowds on postal difficulty is cut someone head's off, set it on fire and kick it into a bunch of people It's very effective to set people on fire from a safe distance

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43423705]Glock has very poor accuracy too so auto firing won't get you anywhere unless they're very close, while the pistol is the closest thing to a sniper rifle[/QUOTE] Well yeah, you can set it to semi and the accuracy improves on the glock, and I would say that the full-auto on the glock is a waste of time and ammo because the accuracy goes cuhrazy and it feels like it's only poking them, while the burst just seems to annihilate at close-range. Also, there's no real way to tell what mode your glock is on, or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43423745]Also, there's no real way to tell what mode your glock is on, or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.[/QUOTE] If you look carefully, The Dude adjusts the little knob thing on the side when you change the firing mode. Burst and Full Auto have the same position though, so you still have to take a chance by firing to know for sure.

[QUOTE=SteakStyles;43423877]If you look carefully, The Dude adjusts the little knob thing on the side when you change the firing mode. Burst and Full Auto have the same position though, so you still have to take a chance by firing to know for sure.[/QUOTE] Thought so. Also the sawed-off is triggering me something fierce because I always have to waste a shell to make sure it's 2/2 and not 1/2.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43423242]It's just that when I get shot with it, it sounds like it really fucks me up.[/QUOTE] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55477377/P2_wsoundmod_WeaponSounds.7z[/url] :dance:

I merged all fluids together. (piss, vomit, blood and gasoline) : [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YkK6OlD.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;43424959]I merged all fluids together. (piss, vomit, blood and gasoline) : [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YkK6OlD.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Missing gonorrhea and napalm, A+ for effort though

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43423705]Glock has very poor accuracy too so auto firing won't get you anywhere unless they're very close, while the pistol is the closest thing to a sniper rifle I didn't know grenades set gasoline on fire, good to know My favourite way to clear crowds on postal difficulty is cut someone head's off, set it on fire and kick it into a bunch of people It's very effective to set people on fire from a safe distance[/QUOTE] I'm playing on Impossible and there are certain advantages; so many people carry grenades and molotovs that you can afford to to just spam them.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43425709]I'm playing on Impossible and there are certain advantages; so many people carry grenades and molotovs that you can afford to to just spam them.[/QUOTE] That makes it sound like impossible might be easier than postal, not only for the supply of explosives but rather because enemies using them more often than not end up getting themselves killed (or set everyone on fire) The one save per day is just going to be annoying and frustrating though so I have no intention of even trying I need a reason to play through postal difficulty again because it was fun as hell, we need leaderboards!