POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[sp]The other upgrade includes a small minigame, where you play a piranha and get to eat the fishes on the radar.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Judas;43438279]so, for some reason a disarmed cop followed me into this cutscene :v: [img]http://puu.sh/6bJzm.jpg[/img] I made sure not to kill him in the ensuing boss fight, he earned the right to live[/QUOTE] god the faggot that we based that boss on.....

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43439737]god the faggot that we based that boss on.....[/QUOTE] not as bad as the faggot you based the final boss of apocalypse weekend on :v:

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43439737]god the faggot that we based that boss on.....[/QUOTE] Who was that may I ask?

[QUOTE=Judas;43438279]so, for some reason a disarmed cop followed me into this cutscene :v: [img]http://puu.sh/6bJzm.jpg[/img] I made sure not to kill him in the ensuing boss fight, he earned the right to live[/QUOTE] Eh he's 'armless, so not much he could have done anyway.

[QUOTE=Compent;43439828]Who was that may I ask?[/QUOTE] it's that fucker mike jaret

[QUOTE=Satansick;43439952]it's that fucker mike jaret[/QUOTE] the boss of that level was the child molester that published the original POSTAL 2 at whiptail....... I am the faggot thats the boss in AW

[QUOTE=Crimor;43439866]Eh he's 'armless, so not much he could have done anyway.[/QUOTE] hey man getting kicked in the shin hurts

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43439540]Tell us more.[/QUOTE]The secret behind the mysterious Chompy the Voodoo Fish was revealed by The Postal Dude himself here: [url=http://web.archive.org/web/20040306140852/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Feb/tipjar.php]http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/04/Feb/tipjar.php[/url]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43439977]the boss of that level was the child molester that published the original POSTAL 2 at whiptail.......[/QUOTE] I always wondered, what was the whole "publishing fuckup" or whatever about? If you're at liberty to tell

I just found out that the gonorrhea piss makes people instantly barf.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43440431]I just found out that the gonorrhea piss makes people instantly barf.[/QUOTE] It might be wise to not take the pills on a pacifist run...

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43440606]It might be wise to not take the pills on a pacifist run...[/QUOTE] by the time you're on Friday you've gotten past most of the really hard pacifist run parts :v:

[QUOTE=Judas;43438279]so, for some reason a disarmed cop followed me into this cutscene :v: [img]http://puu.sh/6bJzm.jpg[/img] I made sure not to kill him in the ensuing boss fight, he earned the right to live[/QUOTE] Haha yeah, this happened to me the last play though I did but he still had one arm left. One of those silly bugs that is amusing enough not to bother fixing I'd say. This boss fight is rather tedious, so this time I saved one of the newly placed and highly rare Krotchy grenades to finish him off in two hits.

messing with the cutscenes by placing traps where enemies appear is my favourite thing to do Also, tedious boss fight? Never had any problem with it, if you keep shooting straight at him with the rifle from a decent distance you keep destroying his missiles and hit him at the same time

[QUOTE=Toploader;43441479]Haha yeah, this happened to me the last play though I did but he still had one arm left. One of those silly bugs that is amusing enough not to bother fixing I'd say. This boss fight is rather tedious, so this time I saved one of the newly placed and highly rare Krotchy grenades to finish him off in two hits.[/QUOTE] I just burned him with the flamethrower and spammed him with an assault rifle for a while :v:

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43441604]messing with the cutscenes by placing traps where enemies appear is my favourite thing to do Also, tedious boss fight? Never had any problem with it, if you keep shooting straight at him with the rifle from a decent distance you keep destroying his missiles and hit him at the same time[/QUOTE] Never said it was hard, just tedious, I wanted it over as quickly as possible. [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] Oh BTW, no one has found the secret weapon yet it seems, although in fairness it's not an easy find (and no, it's not the Krotchy dolls).

You guys know of anyone who managed to decompile the PIII Dude? Seems some files necessary for decompiling are missing so MDL Decompiler doesn't let me. I really want to port it to Source Filmmaker [QUOTE=Toploader;43442191]Oh BTW, no one has found the secret weapon yet it seems, although in fairness it's not an easy find (and no, it's not the Krotchy dolls).[/QUOTE] Oh my I haven't even found the Krotchy dolls :( But is it in P2 or AW?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43442191]Never said it was hard, just tedious, I wanted it over as quickly as possible. [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] Oh BTW, no one has found the secret weapon yet it seems, although in fairness it's not an easy find (and no, it's not the Krotchy dolls).[/QUOTE] I'm guessing you guys made sure it doesn't drop with the other weapons when you use cheats?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43442191]Never said it was hard, just tedious, I wanted it over as quickly as possible. [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] Oh BTW, no one has found the secret weapon yet it seems, although in fairness it's not an easy find (and no, it's not the Krotchy dolls).[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00002.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00003.jpg[/t] Am I the first, and should I reveal where it is? [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] More to the point, is this even it?

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43442905][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00002.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00003.jpg[/t] Am I the first, and should I reveal where it is? [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] More to the point, is this even it?[/QUOTE] nice try you trickster [img]http://cdn.arwrath.com/1/196602.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Judas;43443054]nice try you trickster [img]http://cdn.arwrath.com/1/196602.gif[/img][/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2014-01/06T19-52-28.png[/img] explain this

[QUOTE=Judas;43443054]nice try you trickster [img]http://cdn.arwrath.com/1/196602.gif[/img][/QUOTE] That fucking reload animation :v:

who else found it marphy black i need to know

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43443149]who else found it marphy black i need to know[/QUOTE] Marphy literally rates every post late

he makes me cry or something

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;43443145]That fucking reload animation :v:[/QUOTE] Truly the best part is if you have one of the settings turned up, I dunno, something about clutter maybe, as long as it's not off, the game spawns a bunch of shell props that tumble around after reloading.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43442905]Am I the first, and should I reveal where it is?[/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43441479]Haha yeah, this happened to me the last play though I did but he still had one arm left. One of those silly bugs that is amusing enough not to bother fixing I'd say. This boss fight is rather tedious, so this time I saved one of the newly placed and highly rare Krotchy grenades to finish him off in two hits.[/QUOTE] I detonated a Diseased Cow Head near him. He puked for a bit, then went into harmless civilian mode for the rest of the fight. He just stood there, screaming while I laced into him with the Chainsaw and Machete. One of the more odd glitches I've seen. To me it was one of those things that you read about, think its bullshit, then stand there in disbelief when it actually happens.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43442905][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00002.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00003.jpg[/t] Am I the first, and should I reveal where it is? [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] More to the point, is this even it?[/QUOTE] That's the one. It was in the Eternal damnation mod too, but most people had never seen that or tried it. That was actually made by someone intended for POSTAL 2 originally (hence the title 'beta shotgun').