POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

I don't know why but, whenever I select my inventory, I keep getting stuck with Krotchy toy, is this a bug or something? [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] And the stats screen, they look like ants.

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43444087]Yes.[/QUOTE] I'll never tell anybody where it is! (I was able to find its exact location using the editor so I basically cheated anyway. I only knew to look because Toploader told us there was a new weapon.) [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] Also as far as I can tell it's not really all that exciting, anyway. It deals about as much damage as the standard shotgun and it has a goofy reload animation. That's about it.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43447324]I'll never tell anybody where it is! (I was able to find its exact location using the editor so I basically cheated anyway. I only knew to look because Toploader told us there was a new weapon.) [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] Also as far as I can tell it's not really all that exciting, anyway. It deals about as much damage as the standard shotgun and it has a goofy reload animation. That's about it.[/QUOTE] SUGGESTION! Upgrade damage from the damnation shotgun to match the Sawed-off shotgun. Then it'll be a really awesome secret.

Toploader, I will give you so much money to add a difficulty just like POSTAL but where pedestrians only spawn with explosives and molotovs/napalm launchers instead Better yet, is that something that can be modded into the game relatively easily?

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;43447248]I don't know why but, whenever I select my inventory, I keep getting stuck with Krotchy toy, is this a bug or something? [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] And the stats screen, they look like ants.[/QUOTE] If you mean the stats screen is tiny, try messing with resolutions and toggling the widescreen stretch thing, after a bit it worked and stayed that way for me

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43442905][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00002.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/2014-01-06_00003.jpg[/t] Am I the first, and should I reveal where it is? [editline]6th January 2014[/editline] More to the point, is this even it?[/QUOTE] I thought your location might have been the area it's found in, but I couldn't find it. Does it only spawn on a certain day?

This might be late (didn't read all 30 pages of this thread) but I've found a little hole in the floor. I'm fairly sure I found it on Friday. [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/pbshlpn37s45hz3/Shot00001.bmp[/url] - staring directly into the hole, which I quickly realised wasn't going to be an ideal way to locate it later. [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/qqotdb0whnyderv/Shot00002.bmp[/url] - showing the general area [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/9675werlg1qboxk/Shot00003.bmp[/url] - map location

Psht, give me a real challenge! I can add "Finished postal on the hardest difficulty" to my life's achievements [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal%20%282%29.png[/IMG] Stats seem to be a bit buggy, I definitely killed quite a few talibans and army guys

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43448903]Psht, give me a real challenge! I can add "Finished postal on the hardest difficulty" to my life's achievements [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal%20%282%29.png[/IMG] Stats seem to be a bit buggy, I definitely killed quite a few talibans and army guys[/QUOTE] now do apocalypse weekend

[QUOTE=Judas;43449537]now do apocalypse weekend[/QUOTE] AW is boring and when I finished it on POSTAL difficulty I found it even easier than the original game, but I might do that anyway

I beat Impossible (Formerly "Really Fucking Hard") a few times in the original mod. Haven't done it with the update yet, though. I lost my stats. :(

found iiiit [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/451783905023849511/C3451FF65EA37BAF9063BDAA171C57466D84056D/[/t]

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43448903]Psht, give me a real challenge! I can add "Finished postal on the hardest difficulty" to my life's achievements [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal%20%282%29.png[/IMG] Stats seem to be a bit buggy, I definitely killed quite a few talibans and army guys[/QUOTE] Cheers, will look into it. Also funny fact, we genuinely didn't have a clue if it was possible to finish impossible (hence the name change, so we could claim that we warned people). The Mike J boss had stupidly high health on that mode.

yo, I posted a little guide on how to find the secret shotgun for everyone to enjoy [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=213816468[/url] [img]http://puu.sh/6cMZ0.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE=Judas;43449977]yo, I posted a little guide on how to find the secret shotgun for everyone to enjoy [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=213816468[/url] [img]http://puu.sh/6cMZ0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i told you this in confidence and you betrayed the secret traitor

[QUOTE=Toploader;43449861]Also funny fact, we genuinely didn't have a clue if it was possible to finish impossible (hence the name change, so we could claim that we warned people). The Mike J boss had stupidly high health on that mode.[/QUOTE] Geez guess I have to finish AW on impossible to prove you wrong now :)

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43450001]i told you this in confidence and you betrayed the secret traitor[/QUOTE] I regret nothing

[QUOTE=Judas;43449977]yo, I posted a little guide on how to find the secret shotgun for everyone to enjoy [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=213816468[/url][/QUOTE]The Beta Shotgun is also hidden next to Vince's House in the hills during Apocalypse Weekend. [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469798435544773559/8F28880B2CD2603B7C1D6D3ACAE0F859F93B2F45/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469798435544771804/23FCC14088C66DB8725FC08429207CB32E9F3093/[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Judas;43449977]yo, I posted a little guide on how to find the secret shotgun for everyone to enjoy [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=213816468[/url] [img]http://puu.sh/6cMZ0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Are you fucking kidding me I used to go up there all the time. That was before the update though. You could get out of the map that way.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43449861]Also funny fact, we genuinely didn't have a clue if it was possible to finish impossible (hence the name change, so we could claim that we warned people). The Mike J boss had stupidly high health on that mode.[/QUOTE] Sooo that Impossible mode last boss? Outrageous amount of hitpoints and hardly any health pickups around, except.. catnip. First try, hardly any effort needed:v: [video=youtube;Gq5kbkZPfH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq5kbkZPfH0[/video] The fight lasted about 6 minutes I believe, catnip apparently slows down the timer, too Basically you either hoard catnip and weapons throughout the entire game for the last fight or prepare for some serious pain :dance:

catnip is ridiculously overpowered

[QUOTE=Judas;43455535]catnip is ridiculously overpowered[/QUOTE] i'm a bit sad because i had like 12 cans of catnip and 30 cra- er "[I]health[/I]" pipes before [sp]getting knocked the fuck out by the rednecks[/sp] and i couldn't find them anywhere in the facility

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;43455614]i'm a bit sad because i had like 12 cans of catnip and 30 cra- er "[I]health[/I]" pipes before [sp]getting knocked the fuck out by the rednecks[/sp] and i couldn't find them anywhere in the facility[/QUOTE] You lose the catnip(would be nice if you didn't) in the redneck place, but it respawns in the back of the Lucky Ganesh every two level loads.

You can also just drop your health pipes and catnip before pissing on your dad. They will be wherever you left them once you get back. I always throw my supply on top of my trailer at the beginning of Wednesday.

Fun fact: dropped items will persist between days. I once dropped all my guns on a corner somewhere and they were there for the entire week.

Does anyone else seem to be having trouble with disappearing weapons and items? I'm on Friday, and I'm missing my machine gun and glock that I had before. I could understand maybe losing my glock when the next day started somehow or some shit and not finding another one, but there's no way I didn't have an M16 after leaving Uncle Dave's compound. For christ's sakes, I had 160 rounds for my MP5 but no M16 whatsoever. I also seem to be missing my massive stockpile of donuts and fast food... Any people having similar problems? It's frustrating as hell since I've been pretty lax for most of the last day or two so I would have enough weapons and health items to have lots of fun for the apocalypse

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43441604] Also, tedious boss fight? Never had any problem with it, if you keep shooting straight at him with the rifle from a decent distance you keep destroying his missiles and hit him at the same time[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judas;43441650]I just burned him with the flamethrower and spammed him with an assault rifle for a while :v:[/QUOTE] I thought you were supposed to just kite his rockets around the room and make them blow up on him; they do like 100 damage each time and there are plenty of health kits around the room.

Something I love about Postal 2 is going back and discovering the sources/inspiration for the game's content. For example, here's what the General Election ballot is based on: [thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Butterfly_large.jpg[/thumb] And here's the sign hanging off the Lucky Ganesh: [thumb]http://lyonsmouth.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/lucky-lager-sign.jpg[/thumb]

Postal 2 won an award! [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1753[/url] [quote] Running With Scissors is overjoyed to announce, and does so with a proud catch in our throat and a tear in our eye, that we have won the much coveted and sought after “Best Game That Was Released in 2003 But Later Updated in 2013 Award.” We were up against some very heavy competition in the form of Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. It was only our ability to play fetch with severed heads that gave us the final push out front. “Way to go Champ! Good ole dog!” [/quote]