POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Waiting in line on Day 2 for confession ended with me throwing my scythe. [IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/705109293795257935/C22A87C2910FBC9876F90508F337CC71B2103710/[/IMG]

I did the same thing. Waiting in line is okay, but when I got to that line it was the straw that broke the camels back.

Where are all the best weapons located?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43199443]Where are all the best weapons located?[/QUOTE] In the dudes pants.

As Iker said on the first page, the boomerang machete is easily the coolest weapon in the game, I love how the Postal dude himself even says "Oh man that's fuckin [I]awesome[/I]!" It gets even better when you start kicking the machete as it comes back it make it go apeshit

where to get stuff like machete and the scythe

[QUOTE=TomZa;43200101]where to get stuff like machete and the scythe[/QUOTE] The earliest I've found the machete was Thursday. It's tremendously rare but very powerful.

Tried to go for pacifist run on POSTAL difficulty. Never again.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43200292]Tried to go for pacifist run on POSTAL difficulty. Never again.[/QUOTE] I legitimately do not think that's possible. You will be required to run through dozens of enemies who will all shoot at you at once and you will not be able to carry health items.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43200401]I legitimately do not think that's possible. You will be required to run through dozens of enemies who will all shoot at you at once and you will not be able to carry health items.[/QUOTE] I managed to get the paycheck and the milk, because most of the angry pedestrians were carrying rocket launcher, resulting in them killing everyone else. But the way to the bank was just too crowded, I had no chance.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43200505]I managed to get the paycheck and the milk, because most of the angry pedestrians were carrying rocket launcher, resulting in them killing everyone else. But the way to the bank was just too crowded, I had no chance.[/QUOTE] I'm thinking about later levels, like when you're [sp]kidnapped by the rednecks or ambushed in the post center.[/sp]

And that's when the secret shortcuts come in handy.

Pssh, why think about the future levels when you're living in the present. (I never would've made it anyway)

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;43200534]And that's when the secret shortcuts come in handy.[/QUOTE] This won't be nearly enough.

[QUOTE=Compent;43192971]Have some secrets! [/QUOTE] Secret 5 can be reached from a place which should be near the load of LOADING ZONE signs scattered on the ground At least I remember reaching it from there Got in, couldn't get out

Okay, doing a pacifist run on Hestonworld was way more fun. Was just minding my own bis on Tuesday as I asked for some signatures, when some guy must've sneezed and everybody and their dog pulled out a gun. In the end, the entire street was littered with corpses, and it wasn't even my fault.

I never even noticed this. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-12/2013-12-16_10-10-22.png[/img] The catnip tin reads "Get your cat really high and then laugh at him." :v:

Could links to really good mods be added to the OP?

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43201159]Could links to really good mods be added to the OP?[/QUOTE] Ya sure. Suggest me them here and i´ll add em later today(depending if i am in a good mood).

I wish the shovel alternate fire would dismember bodyparts after 2-3 hits.

The best weapon is in [sp]New Game+ when you start with fire immunity and piss napalm.[/sp]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43201222]Ya sure. Suggest me them here and i´ll add em later today(depending if i am in a good mood).[/QUOTE] Well, the reason I was asking was because I didn't know any.

On the easiest difficulty is it possible to not fire a shot or hurt anyone for the entire game?

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;43201349]On the easiest difficulty is it possible to not fire a shot or hurt anyone for the entire game?[/QUOTE] Yes, nearly every difficulty can be played pacifistic.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43201384]Yes, nearly every difficulty can be played pacifistic.[/QUOTE] idk man it seems like every goes wrong for for postal dude all the time.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43201384]Yes, nearly every difficulty can be played pacifistic.[/QUOTE] I've tried a few pacifist runs only to get fed up with those damn protestors and smash a few heads in.

Top sellers [IMG]http://puu.sh/5OBdQ.jpg[/IMG] 7th place, above CS GO and CoD Wrecked

[QUOTE=Satansick;43201288]I wish the shovel alternate fire would dismember bodyparts after 2-3 hits.[/QUOTE] I'll stick that on our suggestion tracker, might be easy enough to implement.

yeah i gifted postal 2 to rock su

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43201502]yeah i gifted postal 2 to rock su[/QUOTE] 10/10 game, would get gifted again. Seriously though, i feel like i need to re-try the game since i somehow lost 3/4s of my HP at the 1st protesters part. :v: [editline]16th December 2013[/editline] Also suggests some mods here please!