POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

who's the dude in the red shirt who always tells you to see vince on monday

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43457294]Something I love about Postal 2 is going back and discovering the sources/inspiration for the game's content. For example, here's what the General Election ballot is based on: [thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Butterfly_large.jpg[/thumb] [/QUOTE] How the fuck How does this thing even work?

[QUOTE=Wingz;43459210]who's the dude in the red shirt who always tells you to see vince on monday[/QUOTE]He's an RWS employee wearing the stylish [url=http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-37/New-POSTAL-Shirt--dsh-/Detail]New Running With Scissors Shirt in Cardinal[/url]. If the credits are to be trusted, that particular individual is Geoff Neale, animation lead for Postal 2. Also, I didn't realize this until just now since I always skip the beginning flythrough, but our very own Toploader actually has a cameo in the current Steam version of Postal 2: [thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/487813071772994562/49EAF09F0CA90B520F2D34EF453689B9AC1D6444/[/thumb] Toploader is the fellow on the left, and the guy on the right is MrDownerup, another Postal 2-modder-now-RWS-person. However, neither of these guys appears outside of this into cut scene. Famed Postal 2 modder-also-now-RWS-person Kamek also has a head texture in the files, but it is currently unused.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43450001]i told you this in confidence and you betrayed the secret traitor[/QUOTE] What did you expect from the guy who turned Jesus over to the Romans?

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43459871]He's an RWS employee wearing the stylish [url=http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-37/New-POSTAL-Shirt--dsh-/Detail]New Running With Scissors Shirt in Cardinal[/url]. If the credits are to be trusted, that particular individual is Geoff Neale, animation lead for Postal 2. Also, I didn't realize this until just now since I always skip the beginning flythrough, but our very own Toploader actually has a cameo in the current Steam version of Postal 2: [thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/487813071772994562/49EAF09F0CA90B520F2D34EF453689B9AC1D6444/[/thumb] Toploader is the fellow on the left, and the guy on the right is MrDownerup, another Postal 2-modder-now-RWS-person. However, neither of these guys appears outside of this into cut scene. Famed Postal 2 modder-also-now-RWS-person Kamek also has a head texture in the files, but it is currently unused.[/QUOTE] Yeah, we were supposed to update the RWS team for P2 but never really got time, still might, Mike keeps bitching at me to update his head texture to reflect the fact the fucker now has hair (and I need to update mine to reflect the fact I no longer have any :rolleyes:)

[QUOTE=Toploader;43460067]Yeah, we were supposed to update the RWS team for P2 but never really got time, still might, Mike keeps bitching at me to update his head texture to reflect the fact the fucker now has hair (and I need to update mine to reflect the fact I no longer have any :rolleyes:)[/QUOTE] But bald headed grumpy face Mike makes Mike, Mike. It just wouldn't be the same seeing non-bald grumpy face trannys with a different head texture. Maybe if the hair was edited onto the current one? Speaking of which, I remember getting the AWP mod and going through the texture files, and there were head textures for so many people. George W. Bush, Nick Cage, and many more. Pretty sure they were fanmade since they seemed photoshopped on, with Bush's face slightly turned to the right and Nick grinning. [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] I did notice that Dude got a slight change to his textures I think, about his decapitation texture. On Monday when he first looks down at the map, his head tilting exposed the decapitation texture, but it's no longer visible. Nice little fix there.

[url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1753[/url] They're asking for suggestions on what to put into the game! I'd personally like some gun that turns poeple into zombies or something so you can watch mayhem unfold.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43460680][url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1753[/url] They're asking for suggestions on what to put into the game! I'd personally like some gun that turns poeple into zombies or something so you can watch mayhem unfold.[/QUOTE] please add a gun that shoots chainsaws [B]Edit:[/B] Or a gun that shoots other Guns

Add a chainsaw that shoots cats and gonorrhea!

Explosives only mode. Please oh please

I want better weapon animations, nazis and the ability for piss to be able to conduct electricity from the tazer.

[QUOTE=Satansick;43460898]I want better weapon animations, nazis and the ability for [b]piss to be able to conduct electricity from the tazer.[/b][/QUOTE] This! I actually tried having a line of piss which I'd taze as people walked over it and sadly it didn't work.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43460680][url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1753[/url] They're asking for suggestions on what to put into the game! I'd personally like some gun that turns poeple into zombies or something so you can watch mayhem unfold.[/QUOTE] I posted my suggestions there! I know they're very ambitious but a man can dream! The only gaming things I'm excited for this year are honestly the Oculus Rift, Maybe Watch_Dogs, and Postal 2 being updated.

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;43461016]This! I actually tried having a line of piss which I'd taze as people walked over it and sadly it didn't work.[/QUOTE] Ha... maybe, we'll see how easy it is to work out. [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43460867]Explosives only mode. Please oh please[/QUOTE] This might not be so hard to work out, just something like POSTAL with only explosive weapons. We won't have time to test the entire game again to make sure it works but we can stick it on a beta branch just for you to try out.

Is there any easy way to change/remove the ammo limit on some weapons? Things like the flamethrower deoderant can and stuff are too much fun but I always avoid using them because I don't have much ammo for them - and then when I find some lying around I've already killed everyone so I can't make proper use of it

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;43461172]Is there any easy way to change/remove the ammo limit on some weapons? Things like the flamethrower deoderant can and stuff are too much fun but I always avoid using them because I don't have much ammo for them - and then when I find some lying around I've already killed everyone so I can't make proper use of it[/QUOTE] I almost never use the Glock and the MP5 because the ammo is so rare. [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Toploader;43461110]This might not be so hard to work out, just something like POSTAL with only explosive weapons. We won't have time to test the entire game again to make sure it works but we can stick it on a beta branch just for you to try out.[/QUOTE] I would love to test this shit out. :v:

[QUOTE=Toploader;43461110]This might not be so hard to work out, just something like POSTAL with only explosive weapons. We won't have time to test the entire game again to make sure it works but we can stick it on a beta branch just for you to try out.[/QUOTE] The only problem I can think of right now would be in apocalypse weekend, the final boss would be almost if not definitely impossible to beat I'd be more than happy to playtest it!

I feel ashamed that i haven´t played Postal 2 in a long time. [I]God damn you, Diablo 2.[/I]

you know it might not work in practice but I think it'd be pretty cool to roll forward some of postal 1 dude's lines if RWS has high-quality recordings of them lying around [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] [i]Proudly made in the U.S.A, baby![/i]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6DiaakpJ4[/media]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43461807][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6DiaakpJ4[/media][/QUOTE] postal [i]1[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6usSBZeMWA[/media]

That Postal 1 quotes video is missing all of the Santa Patch lines. Here they are: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OA_e0x6qMs[/media] On a slightly related note, here's Mike J and Vince Desi with Santa: [img]http://web.archive.org/web/20071025110717/http://www.gopostal.com/newsletter/06/Dec/santacrop.jpg[/img]

there you go guys, i responded to rick on that youtube....maybe next game well record corey AND rick and fans can choose in the menu who they wanna hear :)

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43463826]there you go guys, i responded to rick on that youtube....maybe next game well record corey AND rick and fans can choose in the menu who they wanna hear :)[/QUOTE] have both, and we can hear the dude's inner monologue as two different voices, the good half or the bad half

I could live with that

wait hold the phone.... what next game

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43464114]wait hold the phone.... what next game[/QUOTE] did i do that?

LIES We plan to update POSTAL 2 for another 10 years for free!!!

You guys are probably my favourite devs of any game. <3

[QUOTE=Toploader;43464296]LIES We plan to update POSTAL 2 for another 10 years for free!!![/QUOTE] Postal 6: Episode 27 confirmed