POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

2 postal dude recordings = coop partner with different postal dude voice

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43464114]wait hold the phone.... what next game[/QUOTE] He's talking about Postal 3.

My homage to The Dude [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/4484/ybp6.png[/img] I'm still working on it but it looks pretty decent already, if I do say so myself!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43463826]there you go guys, i responded to rick on that youtube....maybe next game well record corey AND rick and fans can choose in the menu who they wanna hear :)[/QUOTE] final boss of postal 4 is rick-postal dude VS. corey postal-dude id play that

[QUOTE=Judas;43464915]final boss of postal 4 is rick-postal dude VS. corey postal-dude id play that[/QUOTE] You mean Postal 3?

Oh man the things I would do for Postal 2 Coop.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43460680][URL]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1753[/URL] They're asking for suggestions on what to put into the game! I'd personally like some gun that turns poeple into zombies or something so you can watch mayhem unfold.[/QUOTE] Bow and arrow or a crossbow. A cross bow opens up a lot of opportunity because who said a crossbow HAS to use bolts? Really though, reload animations for guns. The Oagh had added reloading animations for all guns, even stock guns for his postal Christmas mod, perhaps get in contact with him and you could already have various weapon reload animations.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43465276]Bow and arrow or a crossbow. A cross bow opens up a lot of opportunity because who said a crossbow HAS to use bolts? [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Adam_880cc1_529608.jpg[/IMG]

I want my hydrogen inflating kitties do this and you'll win a prize from me

[QUOTE=Toploader;43464296]LIES We plan to update POSTAL 2 for another 10 years for free!!![/QUOTE] weve done our part with the free updates.....how about something they pay for? like a real add on? would people buy that?

I would but I'm a die-hard Postal 2 fan and would buy probably anything you spoonfed me so I'm not the person to ask.

In all legitimacy i think DLC would work for this game, given the price is right. When this game got greenlit it proved that there was still a lot of interest in this game and with the explosive growth of popularity this game received from the update only further proves the market for this game still stands. Hell, instead of a postal 3 you guys could focus on something like an expansion to postal for a modest/fair price that continues after the events of AW (much like postal 3 originally meant to).

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43465795]In all legitimacy i think DLC would work for this game, given the price is right. When this game got greenlit it proved that there was still a lot of interest in this game and with the explosive growth of popularity this game received from the update only further proves the market for this game still stands. Hell, instead of a postal 3 you guys could focus on something like an expansion to postal for a modest/fair price that continues after the events of AW (much like postal 3 originally meant to).[/QUOTE] Postal 2.5, if you will. And yeah, it really depends on the type of expansion, in all seriousness. If it was Saints Row type things where 99 cents got me a new revolver or something I wouldn't be too thrilled. If it was an expansion along the lines of Apocalypse Weekend with new storylines, maps, and weapons but more nicely integrated in with the main game as it is with A Week in Paradise, I would be thrilled. [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] Hell, I was always of the opinion that even the original AW7/AWP was worthy of money because of the shitload of content it added. There's like dozens of guns and more gore, and new maps and activities even though it doesn't even add any story.

lol if we did an addon it would be a FULL addon for <10 bux.......

10 bucks is honestly the cut off point. I was actually really annoyed i paid 15 bucks for the Bioshock Infinite DLC. The price really irked me, i paid quite a pretty penny for about 2 hours of mostly linear gameplay.

Hell, even things like Old World Blues for New Vegas were $10 on release and look at what [I]that[/I] added.

I'd buy an addon the size of Apocalypse Weekend for 10 bucks, but it'd have to be a lot bigger for >15$

[QUOTE=Judas;43466140]I'd buy an addon the size of Apocalypse Weekend for 10 bucks, but it'd have to be a lot bigger for >15$[/QUOTE] I'd add to this that I would be far more likely to buy it if it was open world, not linear like AW.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43465998]Hell, even things like Old World Blues for New Vegas were $10 on release and look at what [I]that[/I] added.[/QUOTE] dont worry we wouldnt charge $10 unless it really deserved $10.....and it might.....not that it exists.......

I'll buy an addon that lets me shoot snot rockets out of nose at such a high velocity that it pierces flesh, gets inside people and spreads through their blood stream, turning them into "Boogie Men" with slimy green skin that explodes into a huge mess of snot all over the place if you kick them [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] Or one that adds rick astley singing live in the disco place

[video=youtube;ufIynh4HKEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufIynh4HKEE[/video]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43466261]dont worry we wouldnt charge $10 unless it really deserved $10.....and it might.....not that it exists.......[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Shep3.gif[/img] Worth the ban.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43466625][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Shep3.gif[/img] Worth the ban.[/QUOTE] I bet you thought you weren't gonna get banned today [i]surprise![/i] [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] oh shit, pagequeen have a silly screenshot i took [img]http://puu.sh/6ej3g.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Judas;43466804]I bet you thought you weren't gonna get banned today [i]surprise![/i] [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] oh shit, pagequeen have a silly screenshot i took [img]http://puu.sh/6ej3g.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Reminds me of some pictures I took during a Really Fucking Hard mode playthrough. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/613896720918893400/8CB07DE3E5890A9D8A747778FFBCA4E9A1182A7A/[/t][t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/613896720918892077/FA13DCB63668CFBA6FAD0EDC1F5296B8631AC08B/[/t][t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/613896720918886910/BA2ED445D1F5A5DDA622EFDC4D287388B6AF51CC/[/t]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43466881]Reminds me of some pictures I took during a Really Fucking Hard mode playthrough. [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/613896720918886910/BA2ED445D1F5A5DDA622EFDC4D287388B6AF51CC/[/t][/QUOTE] this would make a wonderful wallpaper

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43448903]Psht, give me a real challenge! I can add "Finished postal on the hardest difficulty" to my life's achievements [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal%20%282%29.png[/IMG] Stats seem to be a bit buggy, I definitely killed quite a few talibans and army guys[/QUOTE] now do a peaceful run

[QUOTE=Judas;43466902]this would make a wonderful wallpaper[/QUOTE] I love everything about that picture. The orange explosion graduates perfectly with the green gas. The blood covers the floor in the background. Several bullets can be seen flying by. Feathers are falling from the sky. Finally, the Dude is standing there, satisfied with himself. It's Postal in a nutshell, really, and a total fluke. [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] Also, in your screenshot, did that explosion kill the rednecks? Did it break the game? [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] Talking with my friend: [quote]7:14 PM - Dunkelschwamm: I think secret areas hidden in the map with boss-type characters would be interesting 7:15 PM - Dunkelschwamm: like you go to an area in the graveyard and find a grim reaper who fights you with the scythe or something 7:15 PM - Dunkelschwamm: something really simple like that 7:15 PM - Dunkelschwamm: maybe go into an area near the broken down factory and find a terminator-lookalike with a shotgun 7:15 PM - Dunkelschwamm: stuff like that 7:15 PM - Cheesesteak: when you said that 7:15 PM - Cheesesteak: the first thing that came to mind 7:15 PM - Cheesesteak: bigfoot in the forest 7:16 PM - Dunkelschwamm: some new things to kill pretty much 7:16 PM - Dunkelschwamm: that's what people really want 7:16 PM - Dunkelschwamm: like maybe if you kill the grim reaper type character there's a necronomicon there that if you activate it then there's zombies in the grave yard 7:17 PM - Dunkelschwamm: which effectively makes things harder but oh well it was your choice lol 7:17 PM - Dunkelschwamm: idk now I'm just brainstorming 7:17 PM - Dunkelschwamm: that's the point right [/quote] We also discussed remote-detonated pipe bombs, which we agreed would be perfect for experimenting with, freeze rays for shattering enemies, and why adding children would be a bad idea.

For some reason, I have enhanced mode but when I check it and launch it, none of the enhanced mode features are there. Any ideas?

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;43467833]For some reason, I have enhanced mode but when I check it and launch it, none of the enhanced mode features are there. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] did you complete the game under 'average' difficulty/are you starting the game above 'hestonworld'?

[QUOTE=Judas;43467881]did you complete the game under 'average' difficulty/are you starting the game above 'hestonworld'?[/QUOTE] I originally did a playthrough of Insane-O but lost enhanced mode for some reason. I then recently did a Liebermode run and just finished it to unlock enhanced again. I'm trying to do enhanced on insane-o now but it just isn't working.