POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Huh, apparently jumping around and kicking near people (even if you aren't standing within kicking distance of them) will piss them off enough to open fire on you, but it won't make cops hostile to you, which is great for baiting people into shooting you and starting firefights without even needing to whip our your dick

[QUOTE=HHBlackhawk;43480898]I don't think you understand what engine limitations are...[/QUOTE] Yeah lol, give us 2-3 million and we'll give you an updated P2 on the Unreal 3 or even 4 engine with everything updated and minimal loading. Till then you'll have to make do with these Unreal 2.0 updates :)

Don't want to sound rude but what do we get if we are a beta tester?

[QUOTE=Ericson666;43480918]Huh, apparently jumping around and kicking near people (even if you aren't standing within kicking distance of them) will piss them off enough to open fire on you, but it won't make cops hostile to you, which is great for baiting people into shooting you and starting firefights without even needing to whip our your dick[/QUOTE] why would you want to minimize the need for whipping out your dick

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43480950]Don't want to sound rude but what do we get if we are a beta tester?[/QUOTE] You get the privledge of telling mike j to get the fuck to work

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43480950]Don't want to sound rude but what do we get if we are a beta tester?[/QUOTE] I want a Bad Touch Krotchy doll at the conclusion of the Beta Test

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;43481354]I want a Bad Touch Krotchy doll at the conclusion of the Beta Test[/QUOTE]But who would want to wait for that when [url=http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-27/Krotchy-Doll/Detail]you can buy[/url] your own Krotchy Doll today! Just look at this satisfied customer: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGTgNynGwLU[/media]

I bought a Krotchy doll and it came with what I think is a backwards leg

[QUOTE=Zet;43480404]Then you guys should kidnap a development team that does know how to, and get them to train you guys.[/QUOTE] Whilst it is theoretically possible, it'd be 1,000,000,000 times easier to just make the maps themselves load a bit faster by reducing inefficiencies in the levels, coding and rendering.

[QUOTE=Judas;43371762]speaking of rick hunter, these things are so weird to see [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7b21qOM1H4[/media][/QUOTE] Did some research into WHNT and the other stations he did promo's for and apparently he does the open for [URL="http://www.southernmedia-nmsa.com/#1,1,WHNT"]WHNT[/URL] and [URL="http://www.southernmedia-nmsa.com/#1,1,WQAD"]WQAD[/URL].

[QUOTE=Judas;43480968]why would you want to minimize the need for whipping out your dick[/QUOTE] The police had a habit of shooting me for dicking around, so alternative methods to inciting firefights in public without cops on your ass is always good.

This story seems like it could have come out of Postal 2. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1343369&p=43481456&viewfull=1#post43481456[/url]

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43480950]Don't want to sound rude but what do we get if we are a beta tester?[/QUOTE] Nothing, this is purely an offer for those who simply want to help out and have more direct input in what's going on.

Supporting RWS, seeing new features before they're publicly released and directly helping to improve one of my favourite games is reward enough for me.

[QUOTE=Drasnus;43484727]Supporting RWS, seeing new features before they're publicly released and directly helping to improve one of my favourite games is reward enough for me.[/QUOTE] :) And before Mike returns to this thread and offers me up as a man whore again: sorry no handjobs!

But can we give HIM handjobs?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43472433]lol dunno not like we make volunteers clock in and out and it's all done remotely. Just need people with little or no life who are happy to play the game and say 'lol rws you missed this, and this, and this, sort it out you bunch of morons and MIKE J STOP JERKING AND GET BACK TO WORK' That's the Official job description.[/QUOTE] I have next to no life at all and would be more than happy to play Postal 2 nearly all day. I already do that anyways. Count me in.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43484989]:) And before Mike returns to this thread and offers me up as a man whore again: sorry no handjobs![/QUOTE] Please?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43484301]Nothing, this is purely an offer for those who simply want to help out and have more direct input in what's going on.[/QUOTE] Cool. I sent a PM. please respond

-snip- Damn you wednesday. Rip ~13 cats.

Of all parts of Postal 2 M-F on POSTAL/Impossible, I'm convinced that fighting your way out of the toy store on Thursday is the single most difficult part.

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43485469]Cool. I sent a PM. please respond[/QUOTE] It will be a few days yet.

Applied for the testing. Would love to help support this great dev in any way I can.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/rS29Vvs.jpg[/t] I finally did it.

Will we see a rework of Share The Pain's netcode? It has the potential to fill quite a niche if it's worked on, imo Hell, the multiplayer is fun because of the setting alone, but it isn't supported properly. Feels like it's barely tacked on (which I am pretty sure it is :v:). It'd need some more work on it

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43486657]Will we see a rework of Share The Pain's netcode? It has the potential to fill quite a niche if it's worked on, imo Hell, the multiplayer is fun because of the setting alone, but it isn't supported properly. Feels like it's barely tacked on (which I am pretty sure it is :v:). It'd need some more work on it[/QUOTE] I loved STP and worked on it for many years even in my spare time... but nah, we'll not be doing much with it, at the most we'll hook it up to Steamworks. It would be easier to build the game from the ground up on UDK or something than it would to fix up what is there netcode wise (which is not as bad as some think, but you do need V-sync enabled to stop the massive tearing). As it was massively supported up until 2011 I'll have you know! [url]http://news.bigdownload.com/2010/01/21/download-postal-2-share-the-pain-1409x-patch/[/url]

I will never forget my first STP experience [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450657352491912386/000004EE49531871DBB5FC0CE4C8C35EED7768D6/[/img]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43486035]It will be a few days yet.[/QUOTE] Did my PM count as an application or not?

[QUOTE=Boxcar Racer;43486215][t]http://i.imgur.com/rS29Vvs.jpg[/t] I finally did it.[/QUOTE] I still win [img]http://i.imgur.com/LpGAMur.png[/img] Not that it means anything since playing on the easiest difficulty makes everything more of a chore than a challenge Actually, Toploader could you make the difficulty level show up in the final stats?

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43487072]Did my PM count as an application or not?[/QUOTE] Yeah [editline]10th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43487137]I still win [img]http://i.imgur.com/LpGAMur.png[/img] Not that it means anything since playing on the easiest difficulty makes everything more of a chore than a challenge Actually, Toploader could you make the difficulty level show up in the final stats?[/QUOTE] Good idea, I'll make a note.