POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

I don't think in will ever be able to speed run it because I always get lost and distracted

I like finding all the little secrets placed here and there. On my second playthrough, I never noticed that health pipe wedged on the Lucky Ganesh sign or all the shit you can find if you catwalk on top of the telephone poles.

am i the only one who cant piss napalm with enhanced mode on

[QUOTE=TomZa;43498793]am i the only one who cant piss napalm with enhanced mode on[/QUOTE] What difficulty are you playing?

umm fuck the average difficulty iirc

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43498607]I like finding all the little secrets placed here and there. On my second playthrough, I never noticed that health pipe wedged on the Lucky Ganesh sign or all the shit you can find if you catwalk on top of the telephone poles.[/QUOTE] There's some small backyard somewhere with a shrine, cowhead on top, and a couple of burnt corpses. Find the weirdest shit with some little jumping around and exploring.

[QUOTE=TomZa;43498848]umm fuck the average difficulty iirc[/QUOTE] Weird, I know it is disabled on difficulties above hestonworld

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;43498902]There's some small backyard somewhere with a shrine, cowhead on top, and a couple of burnt corpses. Find the weirdest shit with some little jumping around and exploring.[/QUOTE] These are my favorite secrets in games. There's just this cult sacrificial altar hidden away from the rest of the world. Who knows how long they have been dead for. It hints to the strange ominous thing, especially with the apocalypse around the corner. And the sun is shining, and the birds are chirping. And the world goes on. [editline]11th January 2014[/editline] Also, Marphy, I went digging through the files after exporting all the scripts using the editor but I didn't know where to look. Where did you find the rankings?

I propose a change to the Dynamite. If you press E while holding the Dynamite and have a cat selected in your inventory, The Postal Dude will put away the lighter and then, uh, violate the cats anus with the dynamite stick and light it up. Once that is done, you can press "Fire" to release the cat. Once said cat is released, it will either a) charge at the nearest hostile NPC, and then violently explode upon making contact with said NPC b) if there are no hostile NPC's around, the cat will run around aimlessly and explode in 8 seconds. Bystanders will panic and The Dude will gain a wanted level if cops notice him. The cat will also explode when shot. Because to be honest, the Dynamite is really underpowered at the moment.

[QUOTE=bungholioo;43499662]I propose a change to the Dynamite. If you press E while holding the Dynamite and have a cat selected in your inventory, The Postal Dude will put away the lighter and then, uh, violate the cats anus with the dynamite stick and light it up. Once that is done, you can press "Fire" to release the cat. Once said cat is released, it will either a) charge at the nearest hostile NPC, and then violently explode upon making contact with said NPC b) if there are no hostile NPC's around, the cat will run around aimlessly and explode in 8 seconds. Bystanders will panic and The Dude will gain a wanted level if cops notice him. The cat will also explode when shot. Because to be honest, the Dynamite is really underpowered at the moment.[/QUOTE] Most of the lobbed explosives are under powered to be honest.

Dynamite is good to kick back at people throwing it thanks to how long it takes to explode, but it's pretty much a wearker, more boring version of the grenade [QUOTE=mysteryman;43499770]Most of the lobbed explosives are under powered to be honest.[/QUOTE] If you don't know how to use them

I don't understand what the purpose of dynamite is honestly. It doesn't seem to do any extra damage, the fuse is too long to be helpful, grenades are far more plentiful, and grenades have more utility because of a shorter fuse and their usage as land mines. That said, I find grenades to be plenty powerful, especially when used as traps. One of my favorite things to do is to set up fire traps; even if they don't catch fire the AI won't walk into it, giving me some convenient cover from which to just spam grenades through. Grenades are among my favorite weapons in the game, honestly. They're just so versatile.

Hell you can't even detonate a dynamite stick by shooting at it

For that matter, I don't know why anyone would use the MP5 over the standard machine gun. Ammo is more plentiful for the M4A1 and I'm pretty sure it does more damage. If you were using single shot mode, you're better off using the standard pistol because it does more damage and is more accurate.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43499196]Also, Marphy, I went digging through the files after exporting all the scripts using the editor but I didn't know where to look. Where did you find the rankings?[/QUOTE]The rankings are in AWGameState.uc in the GameTypes\Classes folder and GameState.uc in the Postal2Game\Classes folder. Also, I just noticed one Apocalypse Weekend-only ranking: [quote]CowSledgeRanking="Bovine Prostate Inspector"[/quote]To achieve this rank, you need to lose your sledgehammer in many cow anuses.

Wait a minute Toploader linked me Patch 1409[B]X[/B] for POSTAL 2 : Share The Pain I noticed that Steam's version of Share The Pain is sitting at patch 1409 Does that mean Steam STP is outdated and we have to patch it?

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43500045]For that matter, I don't know why anyone would use the MP5 over the standard machine gun. Ammo is more plentiful for the M4A1 and I'm pretty sure it does more damage. If you were using single shot mode, you're better off using the standard pistol because it does more damage and is more accurate.[/QUOTE] I use the mp5 for spraying multiple people at once since it has lower accuracy and faster firerate than the assault rifle, I don't know if it has better dps though Generally it seems that weapons that have been added from eternal damnation (?) either have a lower spawn rate or the lack of ammo comes from the fact they're often faster than the original weapons

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43500373]Wait a minute Toploader linked me Patch 1409[B]X[/B] for POSTAL 2 : Share The Pain I noticed that Steam's version of Share The Pain is sitting at patch 1409 Does that mean Steam STP is outdated and we have to patch it?[/QUOTE] It will save you time downloading files from the servers that run the patch from the redirects but it's not needed. We didn't include the files because we were not 100% sure on the legality of having them part of a commercial product (the starman music from mario is there as part of the Airmail add-on). If we even do update the MP and hook it up to Steam works, we'll mod the 1409X patch into it and remove anything like that or replace it. The 1409X patch was lead by myself with some community members, but was kinda semi official, hence why it was not 1412 or whatever back then.

Enhanced mode aint also working for me, cant piss napalm

Alright... we'll look into the Napalm issues too, is it working for anyone at all?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43502285]Alright... we'll look into the Napalm issues too, is it working for anyone at all?[/QUOTE] Works fine for me.

Can piss napalm on the easiest difficulty with enhanced mode. Got arrested during that time and the cell doors wouldn't open to the fire created by napalm piss if they are supposed to open when a fire is started in there. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/DbIdeyB.jpg[/thumb] Also this guy didn't want to burn until he was on top of the jail door when I pissed on him again. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ynRaVgS.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43502285]Alright... we'll look into the Napalm issues too, is it working for anyone at all?[/QUOTE] It doesn't work for me at all. Doesn't matter what difficulty I choose.

would it be possible to add a "health pipes smoked" stat to the stat screen? i want to know how bad my addiction is

I drew a thing. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JqX8HKd.png[/IMG]

today my boyfriend was [i]very[/i] depressed and I wasn't sure what to do and talking to him wasn't helping so I did what any reasonable girlfriend would do and introduced him to Postal 2 about 50 chopped off heads and 3 gallons of piss later he felt a lot better and thanked me fuck people who say video games make you feel worse

[QUOTE=Drasnus;43503256]I drew a thing. [img]http://i.imgur.com/lc5I5iO.png[/img][/QUOTE] Cool, we'll get that on the fan art section of our website in the coming days!

[QUOTE=Drasnus;43503256]I drew a thing. [img]http://i.imgur.com/lc5I5iO.png[/img][/QUOTE] Car not exploded 0/10. Just kidding, I think it's fantastic and the reality fracturing thing you've got going on is brilliant.

So I found a bug thing. You can actually jump on the power lines in the clinic area and get to somewhere where you can see past the map boundaries [t]http://puu.sh/6hPs1[/t] Location on the map [t]http://puu.sh/6hPsC[/t] What it looks like [t]http://puu.sh/6hPsj[/t] General Area

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43504118]So I found a bug thing. You can actually jump on the power lines in the clinic area and get to somewhere where you can see past the map boundaries [t]http://puu.sh/6hPs1[/t] Location on the map [t]http://puu.sh/6hPsC[/t] What it looks like [t]http://puu.sh/6hPsj[/t] General Area[/QUOTE] you can jump on all the powerlines. You can find some pretty cool stuff on the roof of some places. There's even a nice little surprise behind the lucky ganesh.