POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Zet;43504146]you can jump on all the powerlines. You can find some pretty cool stuff on the roof of some places. There's even a nice little surprise behind the lucky ganesh.[/QUOTE] I know that but I meant the second row of powerlines that took me ten minutes to jump on. you are probably not supposed to get to where I was standing

I actually found out that you can jump on top of the RWS building and get trapped. I'll show exactly how later, but it involves crouch jumping onto an umbrella in the secret area and then crouch-jumping onto the roof. From there you can drop down into the awning area in front of the building and be trapped unless you used the ghost console command.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43504276]I actually found out that you can jump on top of the RWS building and get trapped. I'll show exactly how later, but it involves crouch jumping onto an umbrella in the secret area and then crouch-jumping onto the roof. From there you can drop down into the awning area in front of the building and be trapped unless you used the ghost console command.[/QUOTE] thats pretty old

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43499770]Most of the lobbed explosives are under powered to be honest.[/QUOTE] The grenade launcher is pretty crap. Its lob distance is really short which means you have to aim absurdly high to get any sort of reasonable distance. The grenade also seems to come out of the barrel unnaturally high. It looks really weird to me.

Like I said, I never got a chance to play Postal 2 when it was new. With that in mind, is [sp]The Power Infused Gary-Autobiography[/sp] always a thing in Enhanced Mode? Found it a very short while into Saturday. Using it [sp]gives you the green flame aura and exploding Gary heads Zombie Mike has in the final battle, apparently[/sp]. If it was always a thing, pardon me seeming like an idiot as I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere.

Also forgot to tell that the OP was updated. Anything more to it maybe?

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43507777]The grenade launcher is pretty crap. Its lob distance is really short which means you have to aim absurdly high to get any sort of reasonable distance. The grenade also seems to come out of the barrel unnaturally high. It looks really weird to me.[/QUOTE] Usually when I see grenade launchers like the one in the game, I expect the projectile to instantly explode upon contact with any surface. That would really set the grenade launcher apart from the other explosive weapons in the game.

So how about that slow pistol slide animation and reloading animations for guns?

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/KZWF27t.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/UMs7ZDm.jpg[/thumb] oh god what have i created

I found the machete at the mall but then died and I forgot where it was. Anybody have a hint?

[QUOTE=proch;43508889]I found the machete at the mall but then died and I forgot where it was. Anybody have a hint?[/QUOTE] I think it involves the[sp]pet store and a vent[/sp] but I am not entirely sure. Another location I know for sure that has a machete is in the [sp]Cock Asian[/sp] if you're on Thursday.

I found a place you can fall through the world on the Bank level. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDzVUgxAcg[/media] Albeit, you would have to really want to fall through the world to actually do this. Excuse me if I'm late.

[QUOTE=Judas;43506469]thats pretty old[/QUOTE] My bad, didn't remember seeing it in this thread.

I fucking love the pose the dude makes. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/684845889494669520/C67760C97C2749B3D1F3413E9CC36F82B5CB8780/[/t]

[QUOTE=proch;43510064]I fucking love the pose the dude makes. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/684845889494669520/C67760C97C2749B3D1F3413E9CC36F82B5CB8780/[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/iGamerzXbox/michaeljackson.png[/img] The Dude confirmed for Michael Jackson.

They should add the Bad Company 2 map White Pass to the game. It has snow, quad bikes and one team spawns up in the air and has parachutes.

[QUOTE=Satansick;43510339]They should add the Bad Company 2 map White Pass to the game. It has snow, quad bikes and one team spawns up in the air and has parachutes.[/QUOTE] yes, we can piss in the snow and then blow up the immobile quads

[QUOTE=Satansick;43510339]They should add the Bad Company 2 map White Pass to the game. It has snow, quad bikes and one team spawns up in the air and has parachutes.[/QUOTE] ...I'm suspecting that you accidentally the wrong thread.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43510461]...I'm suspecting that you accidentally the wrong thread.[/QUOTE] Still a fabulous idea.

I wonder how a Postal game in Unity would go.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43510461]...I'm suspecting that you accidentally the wrong thread.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43511054]I wonder how a Postal game in Unity would go.[/QUOTE] I actually want to see all those features in Postal 2.

escaping from the rednecks in my pacifist game by frantically peeing in everyone's face as I ran and dodged rockets was one of my more intense gaming moments

[QUOTE=proch;43510064]I fucking love the pose the dude makes. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/684845889494669520/C67760C97C2749B3D1F3413E9CC36F82B5CB8780/[/t][/QUOTE] EXTREME PISSING

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;43511241]escaping from the rednecks in my pacifist game by frantically peeing in everyone's face as I ran and dodged rockets was one of my more intense gaming moments[/QUOTE] that is seriously metal as hell

[QUOTE=proch;43510064]I fucking love the pose the dude makes. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/684845889494669520/C67760C97C2749B3D1F3413E9CC36F82B5CB8780/[/t][/QUOTE] Does he do that when he jumps? I do admit, I too was one of the people who went to the mirror in a bathroom and unzipped my pants. no homo

Man I wish we could highjack these boards and have an entire subforums for P2 lol, you guys are vastly more helpful with suggestions and reports than those on the Steam forums mostly (or at least it's easier to read and less entitled), but having it all in one thread is getting hard to follow and log. I'll try to keep on top of it though!

Oh the Steam Forums have always been terrible.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43513295]Man I wish we could highjack these boards and have an entire subforums for P2 lol, you guys are vastly more helpful with suggestions and reports than those on the Steam forums mostly (or at least it's easier to read and less entitled), but having it all in one thread is getting hard to follow and log. I'll try to keep on top of it though![/QUOTE] Petition Garry, offer him one of your famous handjobs Yeah, the steam forums have a reputation of being...less than helpful. Glad to be the replacement!

[QUOTE=Toploader;43513295]Man I wish we could highjack these boards and have an entire subforums for P2 lol, you guys are vastly more helpful with suggestions and reports than those on the Steam forums mostly (or at least it's easier to read and less entitled), but having it all in one thread is getting hard to follow and log. I'll try to keep on top of it though![/QUOTE] what're they like? :v:

I hope you guys will enjoy your pictures in the game, I spent more time on that than I probably should have :P