POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;43520013]Thank fuck she saved all those innocent children that may have been exposed to such a harmful video game.[/QUOTE] Petition to make whiny soccer moms play violent video games.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43520161]Made some fanart for you guys, love the game <3 [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/iregretnothing.png[/img][/QUOTE] I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43520483]I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P[/QUOTE] Put a bunch in some obscure backyard shrine devoted to the worship of Postal Dude. Make it look like it was made by a sociopathic stalker or obsessed fan.

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43520483]I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P[/QUOTE] put them on scraps of paper lazily strewn about P. Dude's yard, with Champ's crap all over them

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43520483]I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P[/QUOTE] It would be an honor if that was the case :)

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43520483]I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P[/QUOTE] Are you another RWS employee?

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43520483]I guess we could put some awesome fanart in the game, if you gave us your ok to use it. :) Might only be a bit hidden then, cause I doubt Paradise citizens would worship the Postal Dude, putting up posters of him all over town :P[/QUOTE] Could be used as graffiti or something.

[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;43520013]Thank fuck she saved all those innocent children that may have been exposed to such a harmful video game. [/QUOTE] To be honest it never felt right that P2 was not banned in at least one country so all good. [editline]13th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=NitronikALT;43520715]Are you another RWS employee?[/QUOTE] He's a long term supporter who took some years off to finish his studies but is now back in force, pretty much ended up being our lead level designer lately. Long may he stick around, he's the one you can thank for the upcoming (interactive...) wall of pictures in Mike J's office.

Anyone else having problems with crashing? I have to save-scum whilst in the brewery level, or I'll lose all my progress due to a crash Just submitted a bug report. Here's hoping!

the only time I ever really crash is during the napalm factory explosion

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43521113][b]Anyone else having problems with crashing?[/b] I have to save-scum whilst in the brewery level, or I'll lose all my progress due to a crash Just submitted a bug report. Here's hoping![/QUOTE] It's mostly the reason that I stop playing postal, but that's kinda good, because why would you exit the game normally? IT'S SO DAMN FUN.

I crash a lot during the first instance of Blowfish Interactive on Saturday. For some reason, killing the Gary Coleman demons with any dismemberment causes a CTD, but only in that one instance.

[QUOTE=Judas;43521212]the only time I ever really crash is during the napalm factory explosion[/QUOTE] This one at least should have been totally fixed now.

So far my game's crashed once - on Saturday; in the load screen after the cow area and before the pigeon cutscene.

So, how will the pictures in Mike's office be interactive?

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43522509]So, how will the pictures in Mike's office be interactive?[/QUOTE] That's a surprise.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43522509]So, how will the pictures in Mike's office be interactive?[/QUOTE] [sp] the same way as that picture in the toilet cabin[/sp]

You know all that forum talk makes me think what if there would be ads on facepunch but only in the rust forum Anyway, onto the topic, I would kind of love a sandbox button that would just put me into paradise without any objectives, every are being unlocked and all the weapons respawning every time you'd leave and re enter an area. Basically like Dead Rising OTR sandbox really, maybe similarly to this some additional stuff, although I wouldn't know what, some features to mess around with I suppose. Although I imagine most people wouldn't care about that since the usual singleplayer already gives a sandbox experience.

[QUOTE=proch;43522817]You know all that forum talk makes me think what if there would be ads on facepunch but only in the rust forum Anyway, onto the topic, I would kind of love a sandbox button that would just put me into paradise without any objectives, every are being unlocked and all the weapons respawning every time you'd leave and re enter an area. Basically like Dead Rising OTR sandbox really. Although I imagine most people wouldn't care about that since the usual singleplayer already gives a sandbox experience.[/QUOTE] Would be a bit of work to set up but might be worth it, I'll add it to our suggestion tracker. Workshop is our current mission (and on going bug fixes of course).

[QUOTE=proch;43522817]You know all that forum talk makes me think what if there would be ads on facepunch but only in the rust forum Anyway, onto the topic, I would kind of love a sandbox button that would just put me into paradise without any objectives, every are being unlocked and all the weapons respawning every time you'd leave and re enter an area. Basically like Dead Rising OTR sandbox really. Although I imagine most people wouldn't care about that since the usual singleplayer already gives a sandbox experience.[/QUOTE] I actually suggested something like this on the RWS forums' suggestion thread. A couple of dudes replied it would be a decent idea. I suggested that it could be unlocked along with Enhanced Mode and cheats. Would be cool.

[QUOTE=proch;43522817] Anyway, onto the topic, I would kind of love a sandbox button that would just put me into paradise without any objectives, every are being unlocked and all the weapons respawning every time you'd leave and re enter an area. Basically like Dead Rising OTR sandbox really. Although I imagine most people wouldn't care about that since the usual singleplayer already gives a sandbox experience.[/QUOTE] It'd be cool if this was added, plus a bunch of variables you could choose. Things like difficulty, which factions like/hate you, zombies spawning, enhanced mode, etc.

[QUOTE=proch;43522817]You know all that forum talk makes me think what if there would be ads on facepunch but only in the rust forum Anyway, onto the topic, I would kind of love a sandbox button that would just put me into paradise without any objectives, every are being unlocked and all the weapons respawning every time you'd leave and re enter an area. Basically like Dead Rising OTR sandbox really, maybe similarly to this some additional stuff, although I wouldn't know what, some features to mess around with I suppose. Although I imagine most people wouldn't care about that since the usual singleplayer already gives a sandbox experience.[/QUOTE] give us this with coop and rws gets all my money and love

[QUOTE=Drasnus;43522857]It'd be cool if this was added, plus a bunch of variables you could choose. Things like difficulty, which factions like/hate you, zombies spawning, enhanced mode, etc.[/QUOTE] Maybe it could be a game mode on the "New Game" menu. You could have "A Week in Paradise," "POSTAL 2," "Apocalypse Weekend," and then "Sandbox." Then you can just select your difficulty, tick the Enhanced Game box, etc. as you would normally. Maybe things like zombie spawning and factions could be cheats. [editline]13th January 2014[/editline] Also I secretly wish there was a way to resurrect a zombie familiar on the M-F game. I would like to create my own zombie apocalypse. :v:

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;43522887]give us this with coop and rws gets all my money and love[/QUOTE] And I imagined generally some features and stuff to play around with, but I can't for the life of me think of anything. Like, I don't know, random events like the Muslims and Christians trying to take the church form each other every now and again or stuff like that. Or basically what Drasnus said, various game settings that you could customize and maybe a cheat menu for easier access. That would kick ass. I'm feeling so ideas-guy-ey right now I'll bow my head in shame.

[QUOTE=proch;43523096]And I imagined generally some features and stuff to play around with, but I can't for the life of me think of anything. Like, I don't know, random events like the Muslims and Christians trying to take the church form each other every now and again or stuff like that. Or basically what Drasnus said, various game settings that you could customize and maybe a cheat menu for easier access. That would kick ass. I'm feeling so ideas-guy-ey right now I'll bow my head in shame.[/QUOTE] The way I figure it, there's no harm in just throwing out whatever idea comes to mind. Even if your ideas are bad, just spit them out there and maybe someone can turn it into a good idea. All of my ideas are terrible. I mean they specifically asked for suggestions so go crazy. If it never makes it in, big deal. [editline]13th January 2014[/editline] For example, I think a cool weapon idea would be a zombie gun. And then the zombies created with the zombie gun would create more zombies. And then it would spread throughout the whole map, like with the WMD.

Personally I wouldn't mind silly shit like that just for say such a sandbox mode.

[QUOTE=proch;43523096]And I imagined generally some features and stuff to play around with, but I can't for the life of me think of anything. Like, I don't know, random events like the Muslims and Christians trying to take the church form each other every now and again or stuff like that.[/QUOTE] When it comes to coop, even single player-like freeroaming would be amazing fun

The most it would ever be is a few players, NPC's and maps with load zones. It would be months of work to get that far though so... I'm not sure it will happen, as much as I would love to see it. We'll see about a single player freeroaming set up first and go from there.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43523641]The most it would ever be is a few players, NPC's and maps with load zones. It would be months of work to get that far though so... I'm not sure it will happen, as much as I would love to see it. We'll see about a single player freeroaming set up first and go from there.[/QUOTE] I figured it would be very far off if it happened at all. Still, it's an exciting idea. As for the player count, all I'd need is one friend to tear shit up with. It would still be amazing fun.

Why did that mom buy and play the game is she didn't like it? And why did she not just close the game and get a job or a life instead of whining so badly so that nobody else has their own respective right in an entire country to play it? I don't want to know people like that exist. And how can anybody do something like that and not realize "Wow im a fucking bitch, I'd kill me if I ever had to deal with myself"