POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Hideous;43535339]I have modelling skills! (worked on The Stanley Parable, as well as several TF2 items) Where do I sign up? :v:[/QUOTE] Swear to god if you pull off somethng amazing.... I do know modeling and basic rigging. Should I get in touch?

[QUOTE=Wingz;43535833]press ~ to open dev console type sissy type BEHINDVIEW 1 for third person type BEHINDVIEW 0 for first person[/QUOTE] except that the third person in that game is garbage.

man now i'm in the mood to dick about in PIII. I could still have fun in it but at the time i was so bitter over it all.

[QUOTE=Hideous;43535339]I have modelling skills! (worked on The Stanley Parable, as well as several TF2 items) Where do I sign up? :v:[/QUOTE] I was wondering how that Facepunch logo got in there

[QUOTE=lavacano;43535997]I was wondering how that Facepunch logo got in there[/QUOTE] Don't you remember? They said that if it passed the Kickstarter, they would replace every texture in the game with the Facepunch logo.

[QUOTE=Hideous;43535339]I have modelling skills! (worked on The Stanley Parable, as well as several TF2 items) Where do I sign up? :v:[/QUOTE] Shoot me a PM just so I don't forget you and we'll talk about it very soon!

for some reason the pm's you sent out toploader, reminded me of the postal prime cuts newsletter.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43534402]...Orkel?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=proch;43534438]le maxe of course[/QUOTE] Wrong. Postal, you numbnuts.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43536113]Wrong. Postal, you numbnuts.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's Craptasket.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43536113]Wrong. Postal, you numbnuts.[/QUOTE] No, starpluck

So when can we piss on photos of eachother, Top?

[QUOTE=Hatley;43536181]So when can we piss on photos of eachother, Top?[/QUOTE] Soonish hopefully, need to do some testing as quite a bit changed lately. BTW, anyone here know any reasonably good artists for concept art? That can draw more than just penis?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536218]Soonish hopefully, need to do some testing as quite a bit changed lately. BTW, anyone here know any reasonably good artists for concept art? That can draw more than just penis?[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258652[/url] Just PM those if needed.

Most of the one's i know just draw porn, which while that's not a problem for this instance, i'm still not going to ask.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43536229][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258652[/url] Just PM those if needed.[/QUOTE] I'd rather someone that's already a fan of the game and is following this thread first, but thanks. Also, someone has already gotten in touch via PM about it so dicks crossed!

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536218]Soonish hopefully, need to do some testing as quite a bit changed lately. BTW, anyone here know any reasonably good artists for concept art? That can draw more than just penis?[/QUOTE] why would you want more than penis?

Because our modelers and texture artists don't really need concept art to creative a good penis, they have reference 'on hand'.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536484]Because our modelers and texture artists don't really need concept art to creative a good penis, they have reference 'on hand'.[/QUOTE] its hard to model something thats microscopic tho

Jesus fucking christ, it just occurred to me. It hit me like a fucking sledgehammer! [B]Toploader is really a [I]preeetty[/I] fucking awesome guy! [/B]

Aw yiss. Finished AW. [sp]Catnipcatnip boomboom[/sp] [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] There's a bug in military base (AW). When you enter the elevator down with dog (you let dog first/kick him on the platform) the elevator/platform will simply be stuck and you can't continue playing (until reload).

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536218]Soonish hopefully, need to do some testing as quite a bit changed lately. BTW, anyone here know any reasonably good artists for concept art? That can draw more than just penis?[/QUOTE] I can draw, i'm not one of those fancy digital painting artists, I could do something, like at least try. Some porfolio stuff i guess? [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/gunconcepts.png[/url] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/HEYREVOLVER.png[/url] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/Phone.png[/url] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/Futurestuff.png[/url] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/Drawings/QuxBeta.png[/url]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536311]I'd rather someone that's already a fan of the game and is following this thread first, but thanks. Also, someone has already gotten in touch via PM about it so dicks crossed![/QUOTE] as you can already tell from my past posts in this thread i am an incredibly talented artist and willing to do concept art 4 u for the low price of 50k a year + tip + sexual favors [t]http://puu.sh/6eXGi.jpg[/t]

Where the fuck is mikej

I think he's visiting New York.

wow what a dick

I've done some minor animation stuff in blender for CSS a little while back, I'm not super amazing and shit, but I'd definitely be up for contributing if you still need someone :)

Just finished A week in paradise and wow holy shit what the fuck was even going on at the weekend like what the fuck that was almost like real life weekends [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] I regret nothing.

I wonder how many times Mike says "Fuck Akella" in one day.

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/1zmfn1z.gif[/IMG] Bringing in a few features from AWP would be great, like ED Weapons which are some of the most well done and fun to use, and more of the gore system from AWP. It tends to crash more in AWP but it might not be hard to fix

[QUOTE=Toploader;43536084]Shoot me a PM just so I don't forget you and we'll talk about it very soon![/QUOTE] This is the second time ive seen someone at RWS go "Dude, we'll hook you up, send me a thing" on a forum. :v: [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Wish i had modelling skills. I just have texturing ones. [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Also, speaking of which, anyone here who might be interested in taking the Postal 3 Postal Dude and fixing him up proper to look like the Postal 2 Postal dude? For SFM or unreal or whatever? Ive already done the textures.