POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Yeah well my game lit my PSU on fire, no fucking idea how but it fucking did and I am suing Toploader for all of his money

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43548701]Why was Postal 3 on source, anyway?[/QUOTE] Well, RWS hailed Satan so much for Postal 2 that Satan himself took over development of Postal 3.

Been doing a full playthrough lately and its amazing how different Apocalypse Weekend is to vanilla Postal 2. The mapping is much nicer and more detailed, but is much more linear. It need to be more open. Also, [i]sledgehammer OP plz nerf[/i]

Our new bugtracker we set up for the 30 strong QA testers is already over 100 reports. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Toploader;43557445]Our new bugtracker we set up for the 30 strong QA testers is already over 100 reports. :suicide:[/QUOTE] 80% of those thanks to fuckin samuel :v:

[QUOTE=Judas;43557465]80% of those thanks to fuckin samuel :v:[/QUOTE] When I beta test, I FUCKING BETA TEST!

[QUOTE=Toploader;43557445]Our new bugtracker we set up for the 30 strong QA testers is already over 100 reports. :suicide:[/QUOTE] I hope we're not being more trouble than we're worth. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43558101]I hope we're not being more trouble than we're worth. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I only managed to find 2 and they are both minor :v:

I've only just found 1. god damn samuel

This isn't a contest you guys Unless the person with the most bug reports gets a romantic dinner with MikeJ in that case it's on

And I thought [I]I[/I] was being over the top when I reported, like, 7 in a row.

BTW QA people, I've just moved, and i dont have internet, so I wont be able to join you on your postal 2 steak with mikej quest

Where is the chainsaw? :o I've found every weapon excluding the double barrel and the chainsaw.

[QUOTE=Maximoon;43558878]Where is the chainsaw? :o I've found every weapon excluding the double barrel and the chainsaw.[/QUOTE] True, I still haven't found an tazer in apocalypse weekend either.

I just beat the POSTAL 2 gamemode while trying to get the CAN YOU DIG IT? and I should buy a boat achievements. I killed exactly 20 people with the shovel and got the newspaper everyday, but I neither one of the achievements unlocked. Does anybody know why this happens, I'm reasonably sure I didn't get any false positive kills either, I used shortcuts in the burning library and easy saves to make sure I didn't get any of those.

[QUOTE=Boxcar Racer;43559642]I just beat the POSTAL 2 gamemode while trying to get the CAN YOU DIG IT? and I should buy a boat achievements. I killed exactly 20 people with the shovel and got the newspaper everyday, but I neither one of the achievements unlocked. Does anybody know why this happens, I'm reasonably sure I didn't get any false positive kills either, I used shortcuts in the burning library and easy saves to make sure I didn't get any of those.[/QUOTE] I got the shovel one doing it on the easiest difficully. I killed 10 people with it then speedran the rest. If you kill anyone with another weapon or method it invalidats the run for the achievement. You also need to kill propper enemies like one of the hate groups like the parents for decency or the tree huggers. Also if you use cheats at all it blocks the achievements from unlocking on that save.

How much money did RWS get from the steam release so far anyway?

[QUOTE=samuel2213;43557479]When I beta test, I FUCKING BETA TEST![/QUOTE] To be fair you're really just reporting anything that's off at all / improvements. But hey it's called quality assurance for a reason.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43561168]To be fair you're really just reporting anything that's off at all / improvements. But hey it's called quality assurance for a reason.[/QUOTE] It all helps, nice to have this all logged. While many of his reports are trivial, they are also easy fixes so why not.

I know Postal 3 is meh at best but this makes the game seem pretty cool I guess. I saw it in my suggested videos [video=youtube;UH6iuLFb4aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6iuLFb4aY[/video]

Ah, what could have been. PIII can be kinda fun in sandbox just the god awful missions and broken melee ruin it. And the god damn over talkative NPC's. :(

[QUOTE=Toploader;43563458]Ah, what could have been. PIII can be kinda fun in sandbox just the god awful missions and broken melee ruin it. And the god damn over talkative NPC's. :([/QUOTE] Don't forget the extremely buggy gas can, sometimes it just goes through the floor and the fact the match is a physic prop was annoying to because of the sounds when dropped

Anyone else crash when shooting at the cop cars?

Small map bug: When exiting the police station, you can jump down the stairs from the sides, skipping the map change trigger. Then you can explore the scenery, fall outside the map, and misteriously die while walking a path. By the way, I'm curious as why you die while just walking down a path.

God. Postal 3 Postal Dudes voice seems so wrong. He should come back in Postal 4 as the nega-postal dude and die in an extrmely quick and humiliating way.

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;43563270]I know Postal 3 is meh at best but this makes the game seem pretty cool I guess. I saw it in my suggested videos [video=youtube;UH6iuLFb4aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6iuLFb4aY[/video][/QUOTE] It doesn't look half-bad. It just needs some major improvement.

If you guys ever decide to make another Postal game in place of Postal 3, would you still choose to use the source engine? (Albeit with proper optimization and in first person.)

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;43564667]If you guys ever decide to make another Postal game in place of Postal 3, would you still choose to use the source engine? (Albeit with proper optimization and in first person.)[/QUOTE] Nah.

Good.

I liked it on Source 'cause that meant I could easily use its assets in Hammer. Postal 2's tedious having to go through Photoshop and 3DS Max only to get a half-assed model with no proper collision or weight. Hell, I even started a Postal 2 model thread that I abandoned after I realized the models were useless in GMod.