POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Toploader;43571748]No discussion about the Mike J office update you QA's just got, okay? :)[/QUOTE] can I tell them about some of the new enhanced mode features? I really love them :v:

[QUOTE=Judas;43571957]can I tell them about some of the new enhanced mode features? I really love them :v:[/QUOTE] No leaking of features

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;43571992]No leaking of features[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judas;43571596]oh yeah whenever a future update rolls out, the Balisong will instakill civilians from behind as a backstab so that'll be awesome :v:[/QUOTE] fuck the police

[QUOTE=Toploader;43571903]In our internal beta only.[/QUOTE] Good thing I am in it then ~

Don't see anywhere on the RWS forums I can post this, so I'll do it here. I feel really bad. Every time I find a bug to report, somebody else has found that shit. Is it bad if all I do is confirm stuff?

This is like my favorite thread right now.

[QUOTE=Judas;43571957]can I tell them about some of the new enhanced mode features? I really love them :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, go for it, anyone following this thread deserves some exclusive news.

The revival of Postal 2 made it into one of my favorite games. It just has this certain something.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43572533]Yeah, go for it, anyone following this thread deserves some exclusive news.[/QUOTE] oh boy oh boy [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/469799292161231648/854CFABB1C1E3977DE977372FD777A219DA97D49/[/img] you'll now be able to fuckin shotgun out clusters of matches at things! :v: its amazing

Oh shit Can you ignite certain people though? Like AW? I think I remember being able to ignite people through throwing matches at their hair but I honestly have no idea if thats true

It's not lol, but not such a bad suggestion...

Don't forget dog shit throwable weapon

[QUOTE=Toploader;43572729]It's not lol, but not such a bad suggestion...[/QUOTE] That's funny, I swear to god I did this at least once :v:

[QUOTE=proch;43572628]Oh shit Can you ignite certain people though? Like AW? I think I remember being able to ignite people through throwing matches at their hair but I honestly have no idea if thats true[/QUOTE] you sure gasoline wasn't involved

[QUOTE=proch;43572841]That's funny, I swear to god I did this at least once :v:[/QUOTE] you can do it to a taliban guy in AW

[QUOTE=lavacano;43572847]you sure gasoline wasn't involved[/QUOTE] As far as I remember it wasn't, but It was really a long time ago. I remember I tried to shirt first and it didn't work and at a particular angle on the hair it did work I don't know maybe I dreamed that or some shit

I'm just really into the idea now of being able to set any NPC's head on fire if they have hair, and seeing then run around.

I had a nightmare about postal 3 :(

[QUOTE=deckief;43573312]I had a nightmare about postal 3 :([/QUOTE] It's okay bro they pass... give it time.

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;43570782]The music in the main menu of P3 is pretty cool [/QUOTE] That's awesome, I never played Postal 3 so I never got to hear this.

Oh man, now I [I]really[/I] wanna be a beta tester if I get to play with cool shit before anybody else.

[url]https://www.facebook.com/mikejaret/posts/10151816782971548[/url] Mike Jaret is really a hungry person.

Toploader, if you can get into contact with MikeJ, tell him Facepunch is stalking his lovely ass!

[QUOTE=Toploader;43571098]You can even share some tidbits as none of it is highly secret[/QUOTE]Great! Here's an exclusive sneak peek from the beta test: [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469796460515861083/7D28B0E3B5E32AD559E9083E00880462D664E16F/[/t] As you can see, testing is going swimmingly.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43573984]Great! Here's an exclusive sneak peek from the beta test: [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469796460515861083/7D28B0E3B5E32AD559E9083E00880462D664E16F/[/t] As you can see, testing is going swimmingly.[/QUOTE] yep. everything seems up to par

Is that elephant shitting a burned rotten corpse or is it a coincidence

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43573755]Oh man, now I [I]really[/I] wanna be a beta tester if I get to play with cool shit before anybody else.[/QUOTE] It's not all fun and games, for example the task I just set is getting them to go around the entire of paradise on Friday smashing every single door they possibility can to see if we've fixed a bug where it resets the day if you smash too many. If it's been fixed, it means they'll have to smash every single door you can in the game, all while keeping count. This this sort of task that separates the 'omg i doz beta testin!' people from the hardcore keepers ;)

I like that the Postal 2 soundtrack is mostly ambiance.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43574051]It's not all fun and games, for example the task I just set is getting them to go around the entire of paradise on Friday smashing every single door they possibility can to see if we've fixed a bug where it resets the day if you smash too many. If it's been fixed, it means they'll have to smash every single door you can in the game, all while keeping count. This this sort of task that separates the 'omg i doz beta testin!' people from the hardcore keepers ;)[/QUOTE] I just realized you put me on that task and I did it wrong and smashed every door from monday to thursday and kept count [i]I just realized that bug is already fixed and you're just weeding out the devoted losers with too much time on their hands[/i] [i][b]I JUST REALIZED I'M ONE OF THOSE LOSERS[/b][/i]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise,_Arizona[/url] So is this where Postal 2 takes place?