POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Incorrect usage of homophones makes me angry.

Only in postal 2 [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450658993848305847/5223746B5B09C0F600F22796C2418802AFEE54A7/[/t]

HERE HAVE SOME MATCHES [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/matches.png[/img]

this looks so fun

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43575990]HERE HAVE SOME MATCHES [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/matches.png[/img][/QUOTE] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SCISSORS WITH THAT [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/469799292229178673/6C275A4561E300EC2D6EB1C7535AB9C5B6165AB7/[/t]

I've unfortunately have fallen behind in submitting bugs, i'm working one last week before heading back to uni, so i was trying to pull in as many hours as i could. Now though after tonight i'll be golden. I actually have a backlog of about 15 bugs i need to put in though some may have been submitted already. Then again i have some minor ones i found days ago that have yet to be reported.

Other than the people that have done literally nothing, everyone will get a few weeks to prove their worth don't stress it.

Top, Will my sexy QA beta work on mac, because hell, might as well become your mac qa faggot while my PC is scattered around more then the chaos emeralds.

Nah, we don't have the Mac or Linux versions ready but we will need this one day as none of us have Macs...

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43575031]That's not my point, many people didn't even care enough to make a post in the introduction thread, let alone in the other sections, looks like a pretty clear sign that we'll never hear from them ever again[/QUOTE] An introduction thread seems trivial and pointless when I can just post in this thread if I want to talk to people. I'm QA testing, not making social hour with you. I've reported only one bug, yes, but almost all of the ones I found have been reported by other people, instead of posting every bug I find, I have been cross referencing the bug tracker when I find one. It makes the process take longer but ultimately makes it less of a headache for the dev team.

I'm not going to argue about this, but as Toploader keeps saying the attitude matters as much as the results, and you don't seem to be doing well in either As a bottom note if you read my post again I'm talking about the people that haven't posted even a single time, so your getting all worked up over this is unnecessary

[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3423034747842721172/6B616D48680A281C1A72AF995D781CC387B0B94D/[/T] Beat the final boss of the game only to have the boss be in the walk animation forever after I took a good chunk of his Heath by Chainsaw.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43575990]HERE HAVE SOME MATCHES [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/matches.png[/img][/QUOTE] [I]You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep[/I]

Feature request: Rightclick to throw chainsaw like a boomerang. :v:

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43577224]I'm not going to argue about this, but as Toploader keeps saying the attitude matters as much as the results, and you don't seem to be doing well in either As a bottom note if you read my post again I'm talking about the people that haven't posted even a single time, so your getting all worked up over this is unnecessary[/QUOTE] I'm not worked up? I'm just saying that post count is not a good indicator of productivity. I actually discovered the pissing in water bug two weeks ago, but I figured it was already known, since it seemed like that would have been heavily tested. ANYWAY, I present to you all, [i]The Adventures of Draugur: Holy Fuck Where Am I?[/i] Well, I was doing some good ol' door kicking, like I do every Friday, and this just happened to become an issue, however I wasn't experiencing the usual. I was trying to enter the Lucky Ganesh through the second story window, and all was going well, until I jumped into the ledge instead of on to it. 9/10 times the "lol ur stuck, faget" feature kicked in near instantly and saved me, except, there was that one odd time out of a few that resulted in me experiencing a sort of euphoric feeling, and I didn't even have my fedora on. (For picture purposes I had to noclip my way back down, since 10/10 times, I would fall to my death upon entering this strange realm, the ground has proven to be no more soft than the above world) [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SoZYriYl.jpg[/IMG] My first experience led me to this strange fellow, he seemed to have somehow wandered from his mum's basement and found his way here. He too was missing his fedora. "Will you sign my petition?" I inquired, hoping to make polite conversation. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n2EYyrYl.jpg[/IMG] But our meeting was short lived, he tromped off in some unknown direction, as if he had some unknown purpose, completely ignoring my greeting. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7GQU7L6l.jpg[/IMG] So I set him on fire for his crimes and left. (I still have no idea how he got here, he may have spawned here, I'll probably have to do it Shaun of the Dead style and do as the AI do, walk into all the walls for a good few hours or so.) This went well up until the creepy ambient sound started to play, I don't know where they came from, but it was fucking annoying, so I reloaded my save and continued with my day. To my dismay, I do not think this was directly related to my door kicking antics. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UafWhf1l.jpg[/IMG] Also there is this little land chunk outside the train yard/industrial/mine/whatever. I got bored and felt like exploring space and time further. Also I just realized, five of the seven hours I have playing P2 on steam are from QA testing. Nevermind how much I played back when I first bought the CD till I got it on steam. If any game would be worth a $60 price tag, it's probably P2.

[QUOTE=Hideous;43577410]Feature request: Rightclick to throw chainsaw like a boomerang. :v:[/QUOTE] or in enhanced mode have something shoot chainsaws, sorta like the machine gun scissors

[QUOTE=jason278;43577975]or in enhanced mode have something shoot chainsaws, sorta like the machine gun scissors[/QUOTE] The rocket launcher should shoot rocket chainsaws!

[QUOTE=draugur;43577416] ..This went well up until the creepy ambient sound started to play.[/QUOTE] Was is that sound that played in the background of the mines level in Postal 1? [video=youtube;BytzSV6tJvY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BytzSV6tJvY[/video] Edit: Also, where did that sound even originate from?

[IMG]http://puu.sh/6oP0f.png[/IMG] What was in the update?

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;43578254][IMG]http://puu.sh/6oP0f.png[/IMG] What was in the update?[/QUOTE] Satanic worship to keep the devil from coming to collect MikeJ's soul for a few more months.

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;43578254][IMG]http://puu.sh/6oP0f.png[/IMG] What was in the update?[/QUOTE] magic [editline]18th January 2014[/editline] snort snort

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;43578254][IMG]http://puu.sh/6oP0f.png[/IMG] What was in the update?[/QUOTE] You had me both excited and worried for a moment. Excited because of a huge update, worried that I'd have to start a new game since I'm on Thursday.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43579753]You had me both excited and worried for a moment. Excited because of a huge update, worried that I'd have to start a new game since I'm on Thursday.[/QUOTE] Well thats the thing about postal. A 'normal' play through could last like 3-4 hours for some, for others, a single day takes 5 hours. But if you cut the dilly dally you can get to thursday fast.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43576341]Other than the people that have done literally nothing, everyone will get a few weeks to prove their worth don't stress it.[/QUOTE] Am I part of the people who have done literally nothing? Since I only found like one bug in one day..

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43577224]*Rant*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=draugur;43577416]*Retaliation Rant*[/QUOTE] Lets just agree that your penises are of roughly equal length, and all be friends :)

Posted two more bugs from the bank on monday, not sure if second one is actually a bug. [editline]18th January 2014[/editline] Also, if you set people on fire, champ purposefully runs in that fire and gets set on fire. Should I add it to the bug tracker or what?

If you think something should be fixed then add it, and then a discussion can be had. It is certainly the case that some bugs are just funny and should be left as they are though.

Is the balisong 1hitkilling from back going to be pushed to the main game?

[QUOTE=draugur;43578024]The rocket launcher should shoot rocket chainsaws![/QUOTE] That could be it's own weapon altogether though. [t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080418002617/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d1/ImageC.jpg/500px-ImageC.jpg[/t] It could bounce all over the place like the cheats makes the cats do. And then it could explode or maybe you'd be able to collect it?

Share the pain is literally the most unfun game I have ever played. It is impossible to get any kills as a new player because all the sad assholes who spend their life on the game destroy you.