POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Or maybe replace the lame chainsaw with a circular saw, the alternate fire shoots the sawblade.

I'd rather have a sledgehammer-style throw for the chainsaw instead of a boomerang-style.

I can't cut off the legs of standing up people with the hedge trimmer. Even if I crouch and aim for the legs, it just cuts their arm off.

They should make the chainsaw alt-fire this: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWzk31p3lk[/MEDIA]

Also alt-fire on the baseball bat should throw it.

Aw man now i'm annoyed now that i know that you guys used the chat function on the forums. I joined on two occasions a few days earlier and NO ONE was on. Now y'all talking and bein all chummy :(

What about a shotgun with a chainsaw attached to it that when fired spits out mini chainsaws at people Replace all of Postal Dudes limbs with chainsaws for extra punch and kick damage

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43581276]Aw man now i'm annoyed now that i know that you guys used the chat function on the forums. I joined on two occasions a few days earlier and NO ONE was on. Now y'all talking and bein all chummy :([/QUOTE] We're talking about the rws forums right? I haven't even signed up yet

The Dev forums at least.

I don't see a developer forum, is it locked away from public gaze?

[QUOTE=Logwood;43580788]Is the balisong 1hitkilling from back going to be pushed to the main game?[/QUOTE] it better I sucked a lotta dicks to get that added to the beta

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43581883]I don't see a developer forum, is it locked away from public gaze?[/QUOTE] I remember when Toploader posted the wrong link :v: Too bad i didn´t saved it though.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43582231]I remember when Toploader posted the wrong link :v: Too bad i didn´t saved it though.[/QUOTE] It's not like that matters, all threads are hidden from people without accounts and to get an account you have to be approved by an admin

[QUOTE=Judas;43582141]it better I sucked a lotta dicks to get that added to the beta[/QUOTE] You also got stabbed

The first thing I did when I got a Balisong was backstab a civilian Too bad it didn't turn out to be an instant kill. Glad it will

[QUOTE=samuel2213;43581191]They should make the chainsaw alt-fire this: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWzk31p3lk[/MEDIA][/QUOTE] Didnt a guy die doing that?It appeared on 1000 ways to die iirc

[QUOTE=-Iker-;43582451]Didnt a guy die doing that?It appeared on 1000 ways to die iirc[/QUOTE] Maybe it's the same guy except he died in the first take and we see the second where he succeeded.

[QUOTE=-Iker-;43582451]Didnt a guy die doing that?It appeared on 1000 ways to die iirc[/QUOTE] Sorry to break it for you but 90% of the deaths in that program are urban myths or completely made up using stupid situations like that in the video as inspiration

[QUOTE=Judas;43582141]it better I sucked a lotta dicks to get that added to the beta[/QUOTE] if you suck one more i'll make sure it gets added to the main game

[QUOTE=-Iker-;43582451]Didnt a guy die doing that?It appeared on 1000 ways to die iirc[/QUOTE] He uploaded a video yesterday.

I was rewatching NCIS, In one of the episodes they go to a police station to get the case file blah blah blah... But one of the police officers stood out to me. [IMG]http://www.oschti.ch/Navy-CIS-Naval-Criminal-Investigative-Service-NCIS/84/Serie/Z-Zack-Ward-Police-Officer-Billy-Krieg-Navy-CIS.jpg[/IMG] (sorry about shite image) But its Zach, who is also the postal dude in the postal movie.

[QUOTE=windows098;43582719]I was rewatching NCIS, In one of the episodes they go to a police station to get the case file blah blah blah... But one of the police officers stood out to me. [IMG]http://www.oschti.ch/Navy-CIS-Naval-Criminal-Investigative-Service-NCIS/84/Serie/Z-Zack-Ward-Police-Officer-Billy-Krieg-Navy-CIS.jpg[/IMG] (sorry about shite image) But its Zach, who is also the postal dude in the postal movie.[/QUOTE] postal is christmas story canon to me [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YxYbPs5nbaM/UKzykDbtwgI/AAAAAAAAAIs/qfxooSYj5kQ/s1600/Scut-farkus.jpg[/img]

Oh yes, so many new awesome things to get creative with in the next update [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/duckhunt.gif[/img]

1. how do you grab people 2. why are grenades so weak against cops

[thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3388131850970044722/1414BDA295802025D63B59A75FC6581D07D975C4/[/thumb] I come back to the pet shop after slaughtering everyone in it to find a woman vomiting while being beaten to death by an officer. There's some more officers patrolling the store, heavily armed. Also the scattergun is awesome.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43582855]Oh yes, so many new awesome things to get creative with in the next update [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/duckhunt.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Imagine them being ragdolized yet alive like adrenaline telekinesis in Dark Messiah

So I went to go get napalm, and everything went to shit. When I found the route back to the starting point, I managed to jump over the pipe blocking it and bypass the entire napalm factory. Gotta remember that if I ever decide to speedrun this.

[QUOTE=windows098;43582719]I was rewatching NCIS, In one of the episodes they go to a police station to get the case file blah blah blah... But one of the police officers stood out to me. [IMG]http://www.oschti.ch/Navy-CIS-Naval-Criminal-Investigative-Service-NCIS/84/Serie/Z-Zack-Ward-Police-Officer-Billy-Krieg-Navy-CIS.jpg[/IMG] (sorry about shite image) But its Zach, who is also the postal dude in the postal movie.[/QUOTE] He also is an umbrella trooper guy in Resident Evil Apocalypse

I'm fairly certain I saw Vince Desi in The Big Leboski's opening it's one of the bowling players

Vince Desi is everywhere. I think i see him watching me from my window right now even. And im on the second floor.