POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Here's an idea for a mod, replace the video game protestors with rust kids.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43583974]Vince Desi is everywhere. I think i see him watching me from my window right now even. And im on the second floor.[/QUOTE] sometimes I see vince desi in my dreams

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43584339]Here's an idea for a mod, replace the video game protestors with rust kids.[/QUOTE] Replace the Allahs with rust kids and have them only use throwing stones

vince desi is my spirit animal

vince desi is my religious deity

Will the transition between levels be changed in any way due to the updates?

vince desi is my waifu no seriously on topic, the hatchet is my favourite melee ever just cutting someone arms and watch him running everywhere with his blood splattering all over the place is the best feeling i've ever gotten since i woke up a saturday and i thought we were monday

Just made it to Friday in an hour. Lets see how long friday takes.

Started extensive testing of AW. Starting with Liebermode. Kill me now, Liebermode is sooo boring.

[QUOTE=draugur;43586228]Started extensive testing of AW. Starting with Liebermode. Kill me now, Liebermode is sooo boring.[/QUOTE] Could be amusing once you combine Brass Knuckles with your Mighty Foot so you can have Postal of the North Star. In the future, someone should make blunt melee attacks vaporize people into blood stains.

Another funny bug found: [video=youtube;AuR-3CTkvuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuR-3CTkvuI[/video]

Oh yeah, I got the 40 year old virgin achievement And I made it without killing anyone

[QUOTE=proch;43586609]Oh yeah, I got the 40 year old virgin achievement And I made it without killing anyone[/QUOTE] I ended up getting that achievement yesterday (no kills). I need to do the Postal and Hestonworld difficulty run achievements. Then I only have the general gameplay ones to get. To anyone who has done the postal difficulty run, is it difficult it to do the petition part of Tuesday without pedestrians killing you in the process?

[QUOTE=mcattack1092;43587146]I ended up getting that achievement yesterday (no kills). I need to do the Postal and Hestonworld difficulty run achievements. Then I only have the general gameplay ones to get. To anyone who has done the postal difficulty run, is it difficult it to do the petition part of Tuesday without pedestrians killing you in the process?[/QUOTE] its removed on that difficulty

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;43587193]its removed on that difficulty[/QUOTE] Ok then, time to start a Postal run then. I thought you would have had to still do it on that difficulty.

Hey Toploader, just curious, has there been any thoughts about upgrading the character models? Since theres been some new weapons and stuff, and i believe i saw pictures of simple improvements to bedrooms and the like as an idea. Also that steam sale money that i know you're all scrooge-mcducking-in.

pardon me ma'am are you okay [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469799292272015753/55E038C261D71AEFC86A0A5BDE66EA13F1493764/[/img]

[i]The Adventures of Draugur: Chapter 2: I Saw You Crouching There[/i] I saw you crouching there, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JNarh28l.jpg[/IMG] I grew close to you, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/caUcmfol.jpg[/IMG] I fed you, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pZsOUtXl.jpg[/IMG] I kept you warm, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MpQv3Ayl.jpg[/IMG] But most of all, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Xo1qiMil.jpg[/IMG] I became you.

[QUOTE=Judas;43588256]pardon me ma'am are you okay [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469799292272015753/55E038C261D71AEFC86A0A5BDE66EA13F1493764/[/img][/QUOTE] I guess you could say she's [I]head over heels![/I]

Is there any documentation for the Postal 2 editor anywhere or is it just standard Unreal Engine 2?

[QUOTE=Amakir;43589087]Is there any documentation for the Postal 2 editor anywhere or is it just standard Unreal Engine 2?[/QUOTE] ? it comes free with the steam game

Someone say Postal drawings? [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/85rSaM.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43590485]Someone say Postal drawings? [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/85rSaM.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I really like your drawing style

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5oG8oW.jpg[/img] I wish i had a tablet or something.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43590645][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5oG8oW.jpg[/img] I wish i had a tablet or something.[/QUOTE] your style reminds me of a cartoon or something i used to watch i really like it

Obviously i should start doing an official ongoing POSTAL comic. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] The Adventures of Krotchy. Issue 1: [i]The Terror Of Trevor Prostate![/i] [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] Every issue ends with "Have a Krotchy Day."

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43590715]Obviously i should start doing an official ongoing POSTAL comic. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] The Adventures of Krotchy. Issue 1: [i]The Terror Of Trevor Prostate![/i] [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] Every issue ends with "Have a Krotchy Day."[/QUOTE] if you actually did it, i'd read the heck out of it but its cool if you dont

I want to, but i dont have a tablet. Or a scanner. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] Also, if anyone has knowledge of rigging and fallout modding, i just got the fucking best Fallout New Vegas mod idea ever, and i want to do the textures for it.

-i'll do a snippitysnip here-

So I got myself arrested to get the police uniform (Yeah I know, you can just run in there, but I was too far away from the police station) After running around like a pinko while dodging aggressive cops and their batons I managed to get the uniform and my items back and then escape, only to realize that the cops had stolen all my cash and pussy. I managed to get the cash back by going around and simply by pissing in person 1's face and then hiding behind person 2, causing person 1 to shot person 2 causing person 2 to shot person 1 alarming person 3 who shots person 2 who gets blown up by person 4. God I love Insane-o