POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43596144]Left 4 Dead 3 is Champ, Habib, Postal Dude, and Krotchy fighting off wave after wave of gary colemans. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] So, Beta Dude was in the Russian Postal files, right? What about [url=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/131/5/8/postal_3_krotchy_by_jleichliter-d4zbgjs.jpg]beta Krotchy?[/url][/QUOTE] I think I found the beta Dude in my files too or at least the textures and Krotchy looks the same as his ingame model

[QUOTE=jason278;43597011]I think I found the beta Dude in my files too or at least the textures and Krotchy looks the same as his ingame model[/QUOTE] He's thinner, longer shaft, his balls are different, and he has no K chain.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43597066]He's thinner, longer shaft, his balls are different, and he has no K chain.[/QUOTE] Yeah I guess the thinner thing is true but he did have a K chain, I don't think the K chain appeared when the Dude had the outfit

[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43595649]Get rich quick scheme: I bet you all $10 that someone will make a mod for the game that lets you have sex and/or rape NPCs or the other way around and NPCs rape you (someone will probably make the postal dude female too. The Postal Dudette) [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] There's always that one person.[/QUOTE] You mean there's always[URL="http://www.loverslab.com/"][I]that one community[/I][/URL]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43595057]Shame that there are already so many cool people willing to do it simply for the glory, no free game for you![/QUOTE] I'm not even doing it for the glory, I just wanted a reason to justify all the video games I have time to play. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Wingz;43595602]am i the only one who thinks it would be cool to have chain blades like in god of war imagine swinging a couple swords on chains around beheading everyone in a 5 foot radius[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9c_1308368459[/url] ???

Getting around to finish the PIII Dude for SFM. It will have all different outfits and a few basic face flexes (have do do them myself cause the model doesn't have any) Expect it in a few days unless I get too frustrated

I dont know what fucking possessed me to make this, but for whatever reason i drew a [url=http://i.cubeupload.com/duaEIL.jpg]"nega-dude"[/url] (like, opposite)

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43598091]I dont know what fucking possessed me to make this, but for whatever reason i drew a [url=http://i.cubeupload.com/duaEIL.jpg]"nega-dude"[/url] (like, opposite)[/QUOTE] keep drawing man that is top notch

[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43595553]Add all the ED weapons.[/QUOTE] I think it'd be cool if i just restated what testers were told. If the rest of the ED weapons were to be added, they'd have to be completely remade.

Yeah we added all the ED weapons we could (that we got permissions for, that were polished enough). Any weapons that are missing, there is a good reason for. Not to say we won't remake a couple though, so do state your favorite.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43598692]Yeah we added all the ED weapons we could (that we got permissions for, that were polished enough). Any weapons that are missing, there is a good reason for. Not to say we won't remake a couple though, so do state your favorite.[/QUOTE] I would love to see the ED pistol with the laser sight, I remember getting the ED weapons in the non Steam AWP and it was so satisfying to use

Ive never played ED.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43598774]Ive never played ED.[/QUOTE] Its fun, but at the same time pretty hard.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43598692]Yeah we added all the ED weapons we could (that we got permissions for, that were polished enough). Any weapons that are missing, there is a good reason for. Not to say we won't remake a couple though, so do state your favorite.[/QUOTE] You're my favourite.

I like RWS. They make the good games and they post hot chicks.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43598791]You're my favourite.[/QUOTE] If I could do a playthrough with only Toploader's avatar on a 2x4 I would.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43598692]Yeah we added all the ED weapons we could (that we got permissions for, that were polished enough). Any weapons that are missing, there is a good reason for. Not to say we won't remake a couple though, so do state your favorite.[/QUOTE] The bong and the shotguns

[QUOTE=Logwood;43596064]I want to play as a member of the marching band defending myself from the hordes of terrorists[/QUOTE] Boom, Idea: Solo Onslaught mode where you play as Habib Defending lucky ganesh with Wives or as a marching band person with other marching band people as NPCs helping you For Co-op Mode, simply make the wives/other marching band people players too.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;43599842]Boom, Idea: Solo Onslaught mode where you play as Habib Defending lucky ganesh with Wives or as a marching band person with other marching band people as NPCs helping you For Co-op Mode, simply make the wives/other marching band people players too.[/QUOTE] left 4 allah

And the other one should be Escape from Band Camp.

There should be a secret room to the arcade where a bunch of nerds are playing D&D. Related magic or fantasy rewards apply to whatever exciting quest the Dude embarks on (or not, I mean, you could just kill the nerds or something.).

I would love to find a secret door in the arcade and find a bunch of dressed up nerds roleplaying around a table covered in character sheets and figurines inside it, with the room being lit by like 1 dim candle. It would also be cool to hear them talk with lisps.

I think Postal III has voices for nerds, so that could be a good place to use them.

countless hours in adobe after effects [img]http://puu.sh/6rioX.png[/img]

incredibly life-like

Is it bad if I enjoyed Postal 3 more than Apocalypse Weekend? AW had its moments but trudging through hordes of enemies in a linear fashion got old pretty quickly. P3 was like that too but the weapon and enemy variety made it bearable unlike in AW where I'm stuck with only scissors against a thousand demonic Gary Colemans.

If you explore a bit you can get other weapons.

idea: Kickjump. Kick ground and jump to jump higher? :D

[QUOTE=zeldar;43601134]Is it bad if I enjoyed Postal 3 more than Apocalypse Weekend? AW had its moments but trudging through hordes of enemies in a linear fashion got old pretty quickly. P3 was like that too but the weapon and enemy variety made it bearable unlike in AW where I'm stuck with only scissors against a thousand demonic Gary Colemans.[/QUOTE] Gary is easy though, you can just kick his grenades back to him and he'll usually get fucked up.

The Postal III soundtrack is really damn good. Such a shame that the game turned out the way it did. [video=youtube;YpU58gcpsK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpU58gcpsK4[/video] [video=youtube;C-U74V-tnp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-U74V-tnp4[/video] [video=youtube;CYE7T1Z_MVY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYE7T1Z_MVY[/video]