POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43610136]So, I was checking the postal store and noticed this. [url]http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-10/Running-With-Scissors-Metal/Detail[/url] you guys really shoot the sign yourselves? also if anyone's interested, i noticed somebody posted the postal 3 ost on the rws forums, [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1076.0[/url][/QUOTE] They really need to update that store page because last time I checked Gary Coleman is dead.

Wait, what, Gary Coleman is dead?

he died in 2010

[QUOTE=proch;43610458]Wait, what, Gary Coleman is dead?[/QUOTE] he died like 3 years ago

[QUOTE=Satansick;43609790]He was pretty insane during Postal 1 though.[/QUOTE] Isn't Postal 1 played with the Postal dudes's father ?

[QUOTE=proch;43610368]Why wouldn't Postal I be canon though?[/QUOTE] He's locked up in an asylum in the ending.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43610490]He's locked up in an asylum in the ending.[/QUOTE] Well then Blooper Reel's thesis would make sense then :v:

I think Postal 3 was all just a dream.

[QUOTE=Judas;43610484]he died like 3 years ago[/QUOTE] oh [editline]20th January 2014[/editline] holy shit, next thing you gonna tell me Kurt Cobain is dead [editline]20th January 2014[/editline] wait why are you rating this funny WHY ARE YOU RATING THI oh shit

[QUOTE=proch;43610718]oh [editline]20th January 2014[/editline] holy shit, next thing you gonna tell me Kurt Cobain is dead[/QUOTE] Nah, he is dating Tupac.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43604637]We at RWS liked it, although it was a tad too long and I was not a fan of the dude himself being such a total pussy at the start.[/QUOTE] The dude was still a pussy at the end, [sp]he tried to make everyone swap their guns for hugs.[/sp] What the fuck.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43611003]The dude was still a pussy at the end, [sp]he tried to make everyone swap their guns for hugs.[/sp] What the fuck.[/QUOTE] He was bullshitting his way out, or trying at least

[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;43609953]Not fully Postal related, but going on the guy who made Postal Dude in Saints Row, I was hoping to make Postal Dude in Fallout: New Vegas but I don't know what armour would look like his. There are no mods that put in an outfit like his either.[/QUOTE] I closest I got was reskinning the Merc Grunt outfit, and then installing a mod that let's you wear the Lonesome Road courier coat as an accessory. Worked okay, but the coat is short sleeved.

[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;43609953]Not fully Postal related, but going on the guy who made Postal Dude in Saints Row, I was hoping to make Postal Dude in Fallout: New Vegas but I don't know what armour would look like his. There are no mods that put in an outfit like his either.[/QUOTE] riot gear [t]http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621190355/fallout/images/c/c5/Riot_gear.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Hatley;43610165]I bet someone on FP could retexture the Ranger Combat Armour.[/QUOTE] Would I be better off asking the Fallout section for that or would it be problematic as an "ideas guy" thing? [QUOTE=Judas;43611250]riot gear [t]http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621190355/fallout/images/c/c5/Riot_gear.png[/t][/QUOTE] If I was to go with in-game armor instead of a proper Dude outfit I'd go with the retextured Courier's Duster found here: [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/44122/?"]http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/44122/?[/URL] [editline]response[/editline] [QUOTE=eggman249;43611097]I closest I got was reskinning the Merc Grunt outfit, and then installing a mod that let's you wear the Lonesome Road courier coat as an accessory. Worked okay, but the coat is short sleeved.[/QUOTE] That actually sounds good.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43610136]So, I was checking the postal store and noticed this. [url]http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-10/Running-With-Scissors-Metal/Detail[/url] you guys really shoot the sign yourselves? also if anyone's interested, i noticed somebody posted the postal 3 ost on the rws forums, [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1076.0[/url][/QUOTE] Lovin how the "Brief" description is longer than the "Detailed" description. Also is it a full sized sign or one of those mini ones? Some measurements on the store page would be nice.

women am i right [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469799841800703205/A568196C68CA12A727F362E25C725ADC21D5AB56/[/t]

mike j what are you doing here [t]http://i.imgur.com/S08suEc.jpg[/t] mike stop it

[QUOTE=MegaMario1500;43614115]mike j what are you doing here [t]http://i.imgur.com/S08suEc.jpg[/t] mike stop it[/QUOTE] Mike J, ace detective

[QUOTE=MegaMario1500;43614115]mike j what are you doing here [t]http://i.imgur.com/S08suEc.jpg[/t] mike stop it[/QUOTE] he's so majestic [img]http://puu.sh/6sw1o.jpg[/img]

that ball is bigger than the hoop it will never fit poor mike

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43615397]that ball is bigger than the hoop it will never fit poor mike[/QUOTE] [url=http://youtu.be/nQfviud1GYk?t=53s]"Your net is smaller than my ball, bitch, how am I gonna score?"[/url] [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] So, what's the record time on completing Postal 2? Speed running this game must be a pain.

I'm at 56 minutes or so but I wasn't really trying to speedrun, just rushing through the game to get the no kill achievement There's a rating for finishing the game in 45 minutes

Mike's flying back today I think, I know you've all missed him.

Doing it in an hour and 20 minutes is quite easy, I didn't bother to cut corners at all, so there's that. And I was waiting at the lines and stuff.

[QUOTE=proch;43616535]Doing it in an hour and 20 minutes is quite easy, I didn't bother to cut corners at all, so there's that. And I was waiting at the lines and stuff.[/QUOTE] Fuck waiting in line. Just shot in the air or kick one of them and most of them run screaming.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43616451]Mike's flying back today I think, I know you've all missed him.[/QUOTE] why did mike's back grow wings and fly?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43616451]Mike's flying back today I think, I know you've all missed him.[/QUOTE] Is he bringing back [del]the decapitated heads of the world leaders he's conquered[/del] souvenirs?

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43614301]Mike J, ace detective[/QUOTE] More like Mike J, ACE DEFECTIVE!

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43615397]that ball is bigger than the hoop it will never fit poor mike[/QUOTE] mike experiences that problem very often