POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Any tips for playing through the game on Postal?

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43571393]I like how in that video they added the gore through post processing and the guy is still calmly typing on his pc after getting his head blown off I just looked at the comments and they actually try to hide it, ridiculous. No modding team worth their salt would do something like this: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cXBxM3K.png[/IMG] Basically all they did was a bunch of art assets[/QUOTE] They've now deleted all those comments, I'm kind of embarrassed for them truth be told :( Oh, seems they are back now, guess just more youtube oddness.

Gotta go fast [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/486688340418993250/6B2634A11582323D24637A7B91E59995F572DFB8/[/img] First attempt at a speedrun

[QUOTE=Amakir;43619757]Any tips for playing through the game on Postal?[/QUOTE] use the taser liberally, it's your best friend acquire hedgeclippers as soon as possible you can eat dogfood to regain health avoid confrontation when possible

So, Top, do you plan on providing Word Of God to the canon discussion a few pages back, or are you gonna let people think it out?

Deuurgh [img]http://i.imgur.com/vMGKmcD.png[/img]

Toploader, do you have any idea what the measurements for the RWS signs are on the store? I want to buy one but not if it's teeny tiny.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43620151]Deuurgh [img]http://i.imgur.com/vMGKmcD.png[/img][/QUOTE] christ he looks like such a douchebag with no sunglasses and the ear piece :v

I love this game, and RWS rocks for doing all of this work and participating on the thread !

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43620151]Deuurgh [img]http://i.imgur.com/vMGKmcD.png[/img][/QUOTE] Looks like he's in the middle of pissing. While under the effects of gonorrhea anyway...

[QUOTE=Hatley;43619845]So, Top, do you plan on providing Word Of God to the canon discussion a few pages back, or are you gonna let people think it out?[/QUOTE] I'm honestly not sure about P1 to P2, but from P2 to PIII things follow and I think any future stuff we do will at least acknowledge the events of PIII if only to make fun of it.

I always interpreted P1 to be about Postal Dude Sr. :v:

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43620179]Toploader, do you have any idea what the measurements for the RWS signs are on the store? I want to buy one but not if it's teeny tiny.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they are are 30cm x 30cm.

I thought P3 was non-canon? :v: [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Judas;43620381]I always interpreted P1 to be about Postal Dude Sr. :v:[/QUOTE] I could see that working if they retconned the timeframe P1 takes place in.

The next Postal should feature a mission where you beat up the P3 devs and burn all the copies of the game

Postal 4 should have Postal Dude getting a checkup because he's got to be like in his 40's by now and he smokes a LOT of crack. Wouldnt want him getting sick, right? (yes i know as far as the games are concerned, he and champ are perpetually... whatever age they are.) [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] Toploader, can you confirm that Postal runs off comic book timeline and continuity rules?

"Postal 2 was never banned over here in Sweden. A bunch of angry soccer mom's took the Swedish distributors to court and tried to get the game banned but the case was eventually dismissed. Of course this meant that sales of the game increased and without all this controversy me and my childhood friends would have never heard of this game and the game was even recently put up at the Nobel Museum in an exhibit on free speech" hope this is true

[QUOTE=Judas;43620381]I always interpreted P1 to be about Postal Dude Sr. :v:[/QUOTE] I like to pretend that Postal 2 takes place in The Dude's head from his cell in the insane asylum.

also my fellow QA pals need to join the chat more often, it gets lonely in there :c

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43620447] Toploader, can you confirm that Postal runs off comic book timeline and continuity rules?[/QUOTE] We just make it up as we go along tbh.

I'll take that as a yes. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] Krotchy x Catwoman crossover just came to mind because of comics. Oh god.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43619259]Logwood said Judas looks like a man, Judas got upset, Logwood kept acting like a total douchebag aftewards There you have it, now please move along[/QUOTE] Where can I see this please. Perhaps we can make Judas a POSTAL Babe

[QUOTE=Judas;43620381]I always interpreted P1 to be about Postal Dude Sr. :v:[/QUOTE] Right? Like the dude from postal 1 was the dude in the grave in postal 2. Or so I'd like to think.

[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43621385]Where can I see this please. Perhaps we can make Judas a POSTAL Babe[/QUOTE] o-oh my

Eh would this t-shirt be good for a Postal Dude cosplay? [URL="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Face-T-Shirt-by-Shirtcity/dp/B00BJ5NFQQ/ref=sr_1_48?ie=UTF8&qid=1390339907&sr=8-48&keywords=ufo+alien++t+shirt"]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Face-T-Shirt-by-Shirtcity/dp/B00BJ5NFQQ/ref=sr_1_48?ie=UTF8&qid=1390339907&sr=8-48&keywords=ufo+alien++t+shirt[/URL]

here's a small insight into the postal 2 development process [t]http://puu.sh/6thHF.png[/t]

RWS, can we please have official Postal Dude shirts?

[QUOTE=Judas;43622057]here's a small insight into the postal 2 development process [t]http://puu.sh/6thHF.png[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0B3KkBTfMdKg9VGdTWXcxWEpUZmc[/img]

[QUOTE=Hatley;43622077]RWS, can we please have official Postal Dude shirts?[/QUOTE] hell i would buy a postal dude shirt if RWS made em.

[QUOTE=Hatley;43622077]RWS, can we please have official Postal Dude shirts?[/QUOTE] not before they give us goddamn women's sizes that arent neon-ass pink