POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Fuck Postal Dude shirts, where are my cat silencers? Im waiting, RWS. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] I need to kill a dude at 7, fedex that shit.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43622388]Fuck Postal Dude shirts, where are my cat silencers? Im waiting, RWS. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] I need to kill a dude at 7, fedex that shit.[/QUOTE] the humane society

[QUOTE=Judas;43622437]the humane society[/QUOTE] There aint nothin humane about whats goin on up in the cats asshole soon.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43622533]There aint nothin humane about whats goin on up in the cats asshole soon.[/QUOTE] Why do you need to buy one? Just find a stray cat and use them. Saves money and time.

[video=youtube;oMXnB-ZjBeM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMXnB-ZjBeM[/video] Even though i hate pewfuckingdiepie, i must admit this is great marketing for RWS.

[QUOTE=RazorsharpLT;43623077][video=youtube;oMXnB-ZjBeM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMXnB-ZjBeM[/video] Even though i hate pewfuckingdiepie, i must admit this is great marketing for RWS.[/QUOTE] that video is almost 2 years old

Apologies if this has been mentioned before, but I'm not sure if I'm alone on this. My mirrors and water don't work, they haven't for quite some time. Is this something in an upcoming fix or do I have to do something to fix this?

[QUOTE=Judas;43623099]that video is almost 2 years old[/QUOTE] It still has people commenting and viewing it. And more than half million views.

You're not alone.. but you're in the 1%. If you do work out what's causing the water to break (and you're not in Open GL) do let us know.

[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;43622991]Why do you need to buy one? Just find a stray cat and use them. Saves money and time.[/QUOTE] Higher quality, puffier. Also, where else are you going to find a cat with a digestive system thats simply a straight line?

[QUOTE=Toploader;43623261]You're not alone.. but you're in the 1%. If you do work out what's causing the water to break (and you're not in Open GL) do let us know.[/QUOTE] Switched to Direct3D and they're working now, didn't know the game was default in OpenGL

It should not be, odd it was for you. You'd just have gotten a fairly big framerate jump then too, openGL on Windows in P2 does not handle well at all.

[QUOTE=robotman5;43622206]hell i would buy a postal dude shirt if RWS made em.[/QUOTE] I still think Katatonic's idea of a Postal Dude NECA figure would be great, hell I'd probably buy 3

Postal Dude Hot Toys figure. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] With posable Cat and Champ with real fur.

you just stepped in the wrong neighborhood motherfucker [t]http://puu.sh/6tpNv.jpg[/t]

Mirrors arent seen enough in games.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43623877]Mirrors arent seen enough in games.[/QUOTE] Given the buggy mess they are in P2, I can see why!

[QUOTE=Judas;43622260]not before they give us goddamn women's sizes that arent neon-ass pink[/QUOTE] but neon-ass pink is the best color also, I remember having a shitload of fun with my buddies back in middle school just fucking around in this game and I'm gonna get it on Steam ASAP (read: when I'm not a broke-ass student) (read: in the distant future) oh yeah and you rule, RWS dudes

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43624355]Given the buggy mess they are in P2, I can see why![/QUOTE] Buggy mess? [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=M.Ciaster;43624403] oh yeah and you rule, RWS dudes[/QUOTE] Like, honestly, having rediscovered Postal 2 and reading up about RWS, they're in my top 5 simply because of how friendly and cool they are with their fans and shit. Also they made Postal 2.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43623583]Postal Dude [b]Hot Toys[/b] figure. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] With posable Cat and Champ with real fur.[/QUOTE] I don't think I love Postal Dude enough for 299$

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43619813]Gotta go fast [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/486688340418993250/6B2634A11582323D24637A7B91E59995F572DFB8/[/img] First attempt at a speedrun[/QUOTE] my personal record: [t]http://puu.sh/6twFi.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Minimole;43624967]I don't think I love Postal Dude enough for 299$[/QUOTE] Steal it afterwards. Then sell it for twice the original amount, buy it legit, give the rest to RWS. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/wd5gKS.jpg[/img] Im not good at action figure heads. [editline]21st January 2014[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/wWkycf.jpg[/img] This feels better.

sup nerds [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/487814329732631662/BC9A9D5B0EEBC28E19E654D1225667B9F97F5419/[/IMG] I bet you all wish you were me How did I get this title? :V:

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/deuXcd.jpg[/img] I cant stop.

[url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=1774[/url] This is for fp member usa ;)

You're getting better.

What's this? Looks like Vince is going for a leisurely ride in the RWS-mobile. [IMG]http://puu.sh/6tYEk/71d6da32fc.jpg[/IMG] Damnit, Vince. That's not how you drive a car. [IMG]http://puu.sh/6tYF9/d62e206e14.jpg[/IMG] Vince is causing a highway accident. [IMG]http://puu.sh/6tYGs/96fde238c9.jpg[/IMG] Didn't go so well for Vince or the RWS-mobile :( [IMG]http://puu.sh/6tYHF/cb3ce8555e.jpg[/IMG] (the game is Turbo Dismount)

[QUOTE=Hideous;43629300]What's this? Looks like Vince is going for a leisurely ride in the RWS-mobile. [IMG]http://puu.sh/6tYEk/71d6da32fc.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I had the same idea. Goddamnit. I'll just make one with Mike's head.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43626052][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/deuXcd.jpg[/img] I cant stop.[/QUOTE] I like your pictures but the proportions need some work. The Dude's legs are shorter than the rest of his body and his left arm seems to be weighing him down with its immense length.

[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43625347]sup nerds [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/487814329732631662/BC9A9D5B0EEBC28E19E654D1225667B9F97F5419/[/IMG] I bet you all wish you were me How did I get this title? :V:[/QUOTE] You have inspected very many bovine prostates, no? (One word, Sledgehammer)