POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Yeah but according to that he only got 3 so something's not right there I'm sure it should be higher than that for this award.

stats are still kinda buggy

Then go elaborate in the forums ;)

And done! [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=219599892[/url] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal2.gif[/img]

Is it just me or does the POSTAL III version of The Dude have too much hair?

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3336341088066484064/6A6CA98FBFF597AFE19E5056E406A00A9BF7C7AA/[/t] ''Today was a good day.''

wow I got to Sunday somehow I literally fell asleep during some missions. I hope you guys learned your lesson

Hey Toploader, i just remembered, wasnt there a Postal 2 expansion exclusive to Russia? Akella made that, right? Is there a rights issue or whatever, or an agreement, and thats why it isnt available to the rest of us? Or was it just that Rick Hunter was being a mysterious beast, wandering the world in search for enlightenment?

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43633025]wow I got to Sunday somehow I literally fell asleep during some missions. I hope you guys learned your lesson[/QUOTE] Kind of a rude way to put it, don't you think?

[QUOTE=krix;43633291]Kind of a rude way to put it, don't you think?[/QUOTE] yep. Altough I am not the only one who said that Apocalypse Weekend has just non-interesting missions

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43633433]yep. Altough I am not the only one who said that Apocalypse Weekend has just non-interesting missions[/QUOTE] If you really wanted their future games to be better you would actually provide critical feedback not just rudely slander the game.

I fell a sleep at Cow Mission in Apocalypse Weekend. Monday to Friday was all top notch stuff then suddenly linear corridors and mindless killing for hours. Seriously. That hospital level was way too long.

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43633025]wow I got to Sunday somehow I literally fell asleep during some missions. I hope you guys learned your lesson[/QUOTE] didn't know that was possible

[QUOTE=spekter;43633549]If you really wanted their future games to be better you would actually provide critical feedback not just rudely slander the game.[/QUOTE] Oh I'm sorry I have to repeat what everyone has already said First of all, the extremely linear levels. Altough the mapping was top notch, the free-roam feel is completely lost, due to the map size being a fraction of a normal district, and thus removing any possibility of hidden easter eggs. Most you can find is an health pipe in the cow ranch level if you look hard enough Then, the kill missions. Slaughter 20 zombies! Now slaughter 80 zombies! Now slaughter 10 elephants! very good! now slaughter the final boss! All of this in a corridor-like fashion. What saved me most of the grind is having the weapons I found jumping around from Monday to Friday. An example is the boatload of hunting rifle ammo. Or the baseball bat, which spared me the ball-grinding fest of the elephant reserve You can understand why it gets annoying real fast Thankfully they did know AW is just not up to par with P2. At least RWS is connected with fans and reality There now, happy?

It's okay I was not impressed with AW at all either, for the 1412 updates I made it a whole lot easier and changed that kill elephant mission from 21 to 10 to try and help people get though it quicker. I can assure you whatever we make in house next won't be like that, at all. [editline]22nd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=AaronM202;43633095]Hey Toploader, i just remembered, wasnt there a Postal 2 expansion exclusive to Russia? Akella made that, right? Is there a rights issue or whatever, or an agreement, and thats why it isnt available to the rest of us? Or was it just that Rick Hunter was being a mysterious beast, wandering the world in search for enlightenment?[/QUOTE] There was, any Russian will tell you it was pretty bad, and there was nothing there worth salvaging for Western release.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43633982]I. I can assume you whatever we make in house next won't be like that, at all.[/QUOTE] I am so happy I have predicted correctly this very exact post [editline]22nd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Toploader;43633982] There was, any Russian will tell you it was pretty bad, and there was nothing there worth salvaging for Western release.[/QUOTE] What was in it?

I've been playing Postal 2 at work the last two days. It's been a bit slow, you see.

So I'm trying to do a no-kills run for the Anustart achievement. I'm currently on Wednesday, but when the hillbillies die to the conveyor belt traps in the brewery it (according to the clipboard at least) counts as a kill for me. Will this stop me from getting the achievement?

[QUOTE=GaseousPizza;43634220]So I'm trying to do a no-kills run for the Anustart achievement. I'm currently on Wednesday, but when the hillbillies die to the conveyor belt traps in the brewery it (according to the clipboard at least) counts as a kill for me. Will this stop me from getting the achievement?[/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me in when some of the protesters in the library got killed by some rubble.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43633982] There was, any Russian will tell you it was pretty bad, and there was nothing there worth salvaging for Western release.[/QUOTE] Im curious and dissapointed. Mostly curious.

Well, the expansion was... well... since i bought it. "from russia with love" look it up

[T]http://i.imgur.com/AmAEpKq.jpg[/T] babys first reskin this actually broke all my textures you can see the broken side view of the game to your left [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FNsFEGW.png[/IMG]

For those of you wondering 'bout the Russian P2 add-on, here's the cover: [thumb]http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120702173615/postal/ru/images/9/9d/4a0c79a00ee816f6024ebafcf2cb4ce0.jpg[/thumb]

postal dude lookin a little flamboyant there

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43634000] What was in it?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CFm9lWx5I[/url] Oh lawdy.

didnt know postal dude had tits

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43635002]For those of you wondering 'bout the Russian P2 add-on, here's the cover: [thumb]http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120702173615/postal/ru/images/9/9d/4a0c79a00ee816f6024ebafcf2cb4ce0.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] I want this to be an alternate costume in the next Postal game.

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43635103][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CFm9lWx5I[/url] Oh lawdy.[/QUOTE] did RWS honestly see this and think "yep, this is who we need to develop the sequel to postal 2"

[QUOTE=Spektugalo;43635103][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CFm9lWx5I[/url] Oh lawdy.[/QUOTE] why does this remind me of russians who make s.t.a.l.k.e.r. mods

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43635002]For those of you wondering 'bout the Russian P2 add-on, here's the cover: [thumb]http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120702173615/postal/ru/images/9/9d/4a0c79a00ee816f6024ebafcf2cb4ce0.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Plz, no! It was really bad. Weird story about Dude waking up in asylum and finding out his dick is stolen (plastic surgery). Lots of terrible russian memes, silly gay jokes and tons of bugs.