POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Judas;43635246]did RWS honestly see this and think "yep, this is who we need to develop the sequel to postal 2"[/QUOTE]Akella did not develop this expansion or Postal III. They have an in-house development team, but they're mostly just a publishing house. Штопор жжот was developed by Avalon Style Entertainment and Postal III was developed by Trashmasters. Anyway, just to rush the Halloween season, here's a Thriller parody made in Postal 2 featuring Gary Coleman: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ilODWjq1I[/media]

HELLO everyone! im back......

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43631877]And done! [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=219599892[/url] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal2.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Now i want this in GMod and L4D2.

[QUOTE=megafat;43640223]Now i want this in GMod and L4D2.[/QUOTE] There's models for him in Gmod somewhere, but they were pretty dodgy. He was missing the 2d parts of his hair on anything other the default model, and there was no finger or mouth posing. [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/613844736880307059/66E3CC49B8F912FA86418DB9C8721A86F6E355CC/[/t][t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/613844736880316648/82C8FD2075BE942603B25686D0CC57C419CFFF68/[/t] [editline]23rd January 2014[/editline] Those are really old screenshots of mine though. Should be better models out there.

P3 dude looks like a frightened child without his glasses on

I'd slit throats for a "Psychotic Friends Network Barbecue" T-shirt

[QUOTE=megafat;43640223]Now i want this in GMod and L4D2.[/QUOTE] While I like the idea of using it in l4d, skinning the fingers and coat to animate properly is going to be a bitch and I don't think I want to do it

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43631877]And done! [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=219599892[/URL] [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/postal2.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]I messed around with something like this in the past using the model dump someone did for GMod, nice to see a more refined version sneak out there. I tried to convert the "generic male pedestrian" model as a test, but unfortunately evidently SFM's model compiler doesn't support the sheer amount of skinfamily abuse those models use to create all those different combinations. Shame, that! It would have been nice to give Postal 3 a second (first?) life as a depot of stupid bullshit for SFM, and the raw untouched models seem pretty schizophrenic as to whether or not they'll crash it. [B]EDIT:[/B] [QUOTE=Spektugalo;43635103][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CFm9lWx5I[/url] Oh lawdy.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k8PqVUs.jpg[/IMG] Are you entirely serious.

[QUOTE=Hammer7;43636158]Plz, no! It was really bad. Weird story about Dude waking up in asylum and finding out his dick is stolen (plastic surgery). Lots of terrible russian memes, silly gay jokes and tons of bugs.[/QUOTE] Also you couldn't piss until the end of the game since you didn't have a dick. Shit was terrible like Postal without fun. I regret paying for this crap.

Looks like the map is pretty big... maybe... just maybe... it shall become the new Catharsis!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI730rsINZE&feature=youtu.be[/media]

it's like bowling only cooler

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43640207]HELLO everyone! im back......[/QUOTE] Glad to see you're back. How was the trip?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43640207]HELLO everyone! im back......[/QUOTE] no go away

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43640207]HELLO everyone! im back......[/QUOTE] the return of the revenge of mike j

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43640207]HELLO everyone! im back......[/QUOTE] Hay bby

[QUOTE=megafat;43640223]Now i want this in GMod and L4D2.[/QUOTE] I'm actually trying to get it to work in GMod as a playermodel (first time) and I got the model lined up with all the bones, but I don't know how to actually rig them. Hopefully someday I'll get it working if someone else hasn't already.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43640207]HELLO everyone! im back......[/QUOTE] Things have been considerably less homoerotic without you.

I just completed the Russian Postal 2 expansion pack, and while it's about as bad as everyone has said, I still found it pretty entertaining. Whether it was giving an enema to an elephant, watching porn on the TVs, posing for photos in a porn shoot, or collecting porn posters (did I mention this expansion has a lot of porn?), it was an enthralling ride from beginning to end. And besides, there's no story more touching than a man wishing to be reunited with the one thing he misses most: his penis. Anyhow, I took some screenshots: A very hairy Mike J threatens The Postal Dude with a suspiciously stiff sock (pictured back: porn): [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626853422141/AAF56A6BE978A97A880943A2C237B1617AF372A3/[/t] Beautiful Russian vistas: [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626853420101/0F585393F76458A5BFF38DEE10AD6D440FBFC20E/[/t] Beautiful Russian women: [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626853423531/6C70380A52625C90F640D42AC483E771AD30341A/[/t] The Ku Klux Krotchy: [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626853427782/FB922B3A04950679105028EF299584D26603D8E7/[/t] The Postal Dude combats an entire prison garrison with a sling shot: [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626853429363/A602D0A64E8468C95487E39AC4EA700FF82E0D5E/[/t] And finally, The Postal Dude gets a blowjob*: [t]http://i.imgur.com/yGU4S3t.jpg[/t] *He still doesn't have his penis back by this point, so I guess it's technically not a blowjob.

wish there was a weapon, where you throw open surströmming

There is certainly a lot of content from that add-on I'd use if we could, the mapping is not that bad in places and it would have made a nice little free-roam add on at least.

[QUOTE=FunkyDarkKnight;43643263]I'm actually trying to get it to work in GMod as a playermodel (first time) and I got the model lined up with all the bones, but I don't know how to actually rig them. Hopefully someday I'll get it working if someone else hasn't already.[/QUOTE] If you're using 3dsmax use skin wrap for instant skinning magic, if you're lucky. Fingers likely won't work In the end I think I might even end up making a survivor replacement for L4D2 eventually, all of the dude's voice lines from PIII are in a source friendly format and the idea of replacing all of a survivors' voice lines with the dude's is just too tempting

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;43643326]wish there was a weapon, where you throw open surströmming[/QUOTE] Could be a higher-tier cowhead or something.

It would be cool if the laser sight pistol had Golden Eye-aiming.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43643532]There is certainly a lot of content from that add-on I'd use if we could, the mapping is not that bad in places and it would have made a nice little free-roam add on at least.[/QUOTE] why cant you?

[QUOTE=Judas;43645188]why cant you?[/QUOTE] Probably because akella owns it not RWS

[QUOTE=Judas;43645188]why cant you?[/QUOTE] Not our assets to use and we are hardly on good terms with Akella.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43645366]Not our assets to use and we are hardly on good terms with Akella.[/QUOTE] just make up over a nice round of handjobs

[QUOTE=Judas;43645452]just make up over a nice round of handjobs[/QUOTE] Never give a russian a handjob just don't

I was really surprised Postal 2 had a DUBBED polish translation How did that even happen I mean fuck, closest thing we got to this is stalker, and i mean fucking look at polish stalker [video=youtube;EmLNr-N5XGs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmLNr-N5XGs[/video]