POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

I think there's a game that hasn't been brought up yet: [IMG]http://d3ud0p3w1nur5n.cloudfront.net/res/games/postal_babes/en/s_240_320/8.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43660460]I think there's a game that hasn't been brought up yet: [IMG]http://d3ud0p3w1nur5n.cloudfront.net/res/games/postal_babes/en/s_240_320/8.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] we don't talk about that for a reason

the mobile game? oh lord i remember the prime cut newsletters for that.

The menu music for postal 1 is beautiful

How about Postal 3?

[QUOTE=Zender Troop;43661617]How about Postal 3?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judas;43660807]we don't talk about that for a reason[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;43661655][/QUOTE] but you guys talk about it all the time

[QUOTE=Rellow;43661700]but you guys talk about it all the time[/QUOTE] we've always not talked about postal III

[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/616166913236330226/2DD7D83D1DCD23D957B7F78BCF216513E14CF0D9/[/T] So I splattered a cat on this guy and he proceeded to moonwalk while puking.

How come we have naked girls dancing around the winning team in share the pain but the Dude's dick is censored? Sexism !

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43664966]How come we have naked girls dancing around the winning team in share the pain but the Dude's dick is censored? Sexism ![/QUOTE] Devs were not sure about Dude's dick size. So they left it to your imagination.

It's actually a black hole since the dude's penis is infinitely long.

[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVmFa68Qqh8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/media]

[QUOTE=Hammer7;43664990]Devs were not sure about Dude's dick size. So they left it to your imagination.[/QUOTE] then if we have postal babes waving their boobs at the winners why can't we have postal hunks waving their cocks

So where exactly in the RWS forums do you report bugs.. err.. features? Been running around for a bit and found some places you can go out of bounce/skip map change triggers.

[QUOTE=diwako;43665935]So where exactly in the RWS forums do you report bugs.. err.. features? Been running around for a bit and found some places you can go out of bounce/skip map change triggers.[/QUOTE] There are no dedicated bug report forums in the RWS forums, we have some internal QA forums, but only approved people can post there. Feel free to send me (mapping related) bug reports via PM or post them into the [URL=http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?board=15.0]P2 and AW Support forums[/URL].

[QUOTE=Judas;43659242]sir are you okay [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626894331765/84E4FEBE716E2E2E9798E7AEBCB91602583F7936/[/t][/QUOTE] "To pee, or not to pee?"

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43665291]then if we have postal babes waving their boobs at the winners why can't we have postal hunks waving their cocks[/QUOTE] it would cover the entire screen

[QUOTE=Hammer7;43664990]Devs were not sure about Dude's dick size. So they left it to your imagination.[/QUOTE] Ive got an idea, and RWS devs, take it if you want, its a longshot, okay, stay with me: Dynamic Dick Generation.

this is the postal 2 beta testing experience for those of you who arent involved [img]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/450659626914918838/6C27EF4A1CC566A80DC72B4960E6FC7679742E1E/[/img]

The garage is really easy to climb [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3296934591422724673/29BBAB51B2D92B63CA9A5AD344F7B5477CCE47F0/[/t]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43665251][Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVmFa68Qqh8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/media][/QUOTE] As a narcissist this is my favorite game ever!!!!!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43667976]As a narcissist this is my favorite game ever!!!!![/QUOTE] So mike How close are you to sleeping with 100 women?

Just to assuage anyone's fears as to whether or not the beta testers are doing their job, here's some bona fide video evidence of genuine bug testing: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EM72FplAic[/media] As you can see, we are tackling the tough issues [I]head on[/I].

Oh my god this is [I][B]PERFECT[/B][/I]

We're throwing (up) a party! [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102775431/2014-01-25_00023.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43669531]Just to assuage anyone's fears as to whether or not the beta testers are doing their job, here's some bona fide video evidence of genuine bug testing: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EM72FplAic[/media] As you can see, we are tackling the tough issues [I]head on[/I].[/QUOTE] im not sure what the bug is here...... [editline]25th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Rika-chan;43668001]So mike How close are you to sleeping with 100 women?[/QUOTE] im a virgin faggot!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43669903]im not sure what the bug is here...... [editline]25th January 2014[/editline] im a virgin faggot![/QUOTE] one of us, one of us

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43669903] im a virgin faggot![/QUOTE] Oh my, so pure.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43669903] im a virgin faggot![/QUOTE] commas are important, milke