POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Some more Insane-O madness. So it's Tuesday and I need people to sign my petition. Sure enough, I get some, including from a cop. As I walk past the library, a boring looking businessman with his stars and stripes tie refuses to sign my petition three times. I piss in his face until he pukes and jump through a nearby house window. Inside I find a dog, which I quickly defuse with a dog biscuit. The house owner comes out of the bedroom and begins shooting at me, and then at her dog, which is my friend and so is attacking her. I leave via the same window as a cop runs through the door with a Glock to dish out the law. As I am watching the cop and dog battle it out with the woman, I hear a sound. I turn, and the sound is repeated - along with a scissor sticking to the wall. I turn once more, and there I see the source: the businessman I had urinated on is back, and he's fucking angry - and he's throwing fucking scissors. I don't have time to react, and a scissor impacts the Dude's head, causing critical damage. I slump to the floor, dead, as the cop walks out of the house (having apparently killed both the house owner and the dog) and proceeds to shoot the businessman (who is still throwing scissors at my corpse) dead. Ladies and Gentlemen, Paradise.

Whoever the guy who said his pacifist run was ruined by two unknown kills? [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/883001481120833022/34AAA33D25DA82B9031CAA4F21908E465A86B284/[/t] Me too buddy, fucking piss. Then again, I took a dumb risk of trying to do it on Hestonworld :v:

Someone should make a map which is just a sea of piss. The only thing you can do is piss in it. Then they should title it "Facepunch".

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43212974]Whoever the guy who said his pacifist run was ruined by two unknown kills? [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/883001481120833022/34AAA33D25DA82B9031CAA4F21908E465A86B284/[/t] Me too buddy, fucking piss. Then again, I took a dumb risk of trying to do it on Hestonworld :v:[/QUOTE] I think it's including the dogs as people.

So I decided to go with Insane-o. On monday LOTS of people got in random fights and all I had to to was pick up their guns. (Got almost every Postal 2 weapon,a grenade launcher and other shit) But jesus fucking christ tuesday was wacky as shit. I started out by going around and getting some signatures. The marching band was there, but I just ignored them since none of them would sign my petition. They rounded a corner and all of the sudden I hear a shit ton of explosions. I round the corner to find the whole band + some bystanders all blown up by some unknown source. To add insult to injury I saw a cop standing besides the mess and laughing his ass off and two random bystanders jumping up and down while clapping. GOTYAY

it was a terrorist

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43213068]I think it's including the dogs as people.[/QUOTE] Well still, I can not recall a single kill. Unless somehow a dog companion kill counts as a kill for you. oh well SHIT. [QUOTE=riki2cool;43213243]So I decided to go with Insane-o. On monday LOTS of people got in random fights and all I had to to was pick up their guns. (Got almost every Postal 2 weapon,a grenade launcher and other shit) But jesus fucking christ tuesday was wacky as shit. I started out by going around and getting some signatures. The marching band was there, but I just ignored them since none of them would sign my petition. They rounded a corner and all of the sudden I hear a shit ton of explosions. I round the corner to find the whole band + some bystanders all blown up by some unknown source. To add insult to injury I saw a cop standing besides the mess and laughing his ass off and two random bystanders jumping up and down while clapping. GOTYAY[/QUOTE] Shit is amazing, I was on Tuesday on Hestonworld, I was just walking around outside of the arcade and asking people to sign my stupid petition, now the streets were already littered with corpses because of the armed marching band, but what happened next literally left me awestruck. I'm about to get someone's signature, and as soon as I turn around the clipboard to let him sign, I see at the corner of my eye some dude pulling out a pistol, running up to him, put a bullet in the back of his head and then just laughed and left prancing. Fuck Paradise.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43212162]Why so? Never played any of the newer fallout games, but i think that the UE4 would be a wiser choice.[/QUOTE] It crashes a metric fuckton.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;43213735]It crashes a metric fuckton.[/QUOTE] didn't mean gamebryo, i meant the /original/ fallout engine, the one they used for 1 and 2 although gamebryo is a good idea ;o)

[QUOTE=Griffster26;43213735]It crashes a metric fuckton.[/QUOTE] Why didn't I see it before. That would be perfect

Postal 3: Redemption on Gamebryo sounds p cool i wonder if gamebryo can do cities

Game starts up with Postal Dude waking up from a 10 year coma only to realize that what happened in AW and P3 was just a coma dream. He then spends the rest of the game struggling to keep up with the modern times. He gets an office job, finds a (good) wife, gets 2 kids and a dog. The end.

Then a Marvel style after credits scene with Uwe Boll.

I was doing Hestonworld and behind the laundromat I watched some guy pull out a machine gun and order a stick up to some lady, she pulled out a glock and killed him in one shot to the head. I fucking love this game

Someone should create a FP Postal 2 server for us to fuck around in.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43213243]So I decided to go with Insane-o. On monday LOTS of people got in random fights and all I had to to was pick up their guns. (Got almost every Postal 2 weapon,a grenade launcher and other shit) But jesus fucking christ tuesday was wacky as shit. I started out by going around and getting some signatures. The marching band was there, but I just ignored them since none of them would sign my petition. They rounded a corner and all of the sudden I hear a shit ton of explosions. I round the corner to find the whole band + some bystanders all blown up by some unknown source. To add insult to injury I saw a cop standing besides the mess and laughing his ass off and two random bystanders jumping up and down while clapping. GOTYAY[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Taggart;43212769]Some more Insane-O madness. So it's Tuesday and I need people to sign my petition. Sure enough, I get some, including from a cop. As I walk past the library, a boring looking businessman with his stars and stripes tie refuses to sign my petition three times. I piss in his face until he pukes and jump through a nearby house window. Inside I find a dog, which I quickly defuse with a dog biscuit. The house owner comes out of the bedroom and begins shooting at me, and then at her dog, which is my friend and so is attacking her. I leave via the same window as a cop runs through the door with a Glock to dish out the law. As I am watching the cop and dog battle it out with the woman, I hear a sound. I turn, and the sound is repeated - along with a scissor sticking to the wall. I turn once more, and there I see the source: the businessman I had urinated on is back, and he's fucking angry - and he's throwing fucking scissors. I don't have time to react, and a scissor impacts the Dude's head, causing critical damage. I slump to the floor, dead, as the cop walks out of the house (having apparently killed both the house owner and the dog) and proceeds to shoot the businessman (who is still throwing scissors at my corpse) dead. Ladies and Gentlemen, Paradise.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jason278;43214813]I was doing Hestonworld and behind the laundromat I watched some guy pull out a machine gun and order a stick up to some lady, she pulled out a glock and killed him in one shot to the head. I fucking love this game[/QUOTE] Love these stories. People often talk about how shit P2's AI is, and yeah it's not super real, but the original devs I think did a good job of making the world feel alive in its own, goofy way. The sort of chain relations you can start are awesome. I hope to one day really add to this with some tweaks and additions.

I read about a cheat that changes ever NPC into Gary Coleman, but so far every cheat i've looked up about it hasn't been working. Does it exist? [sp]yes i turned SISSY mode on[/sp]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43215298]Love these stories. People often talk about how shit P2's AI is, and yeah it's not super real, but the original devs I think did a good job of making the world feel alive in its own, goofy way. The sort of chain relations you can start are awesome. I hope to one day really add to this with some tweaks and additions.[/QUOTE] The AI of Postal 2 is a good example of it being so bad that it's good :v:

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;43215474]I read about a cheat that changes ever NPC into Gary Coleman, but so far every cheat i've looked up about it hasn't been working. Does it exist? [sp]yes i turned SISSY mode one[/sp][/QUOTE] It does, I remember getting a patch that enabled the cheat menu and you could turn everybody into Coleman. That and bouncing cats on the guns.

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;43215474]I read about a cheat that changes ever NPC into Gary Coleman, but so far every cheat i've looked up about it hasn't been working. Does it exist? [sp]yes i turned SISSY mode on[/sp][/QUOTE] Some cheats only work on the original AWP and/or Postal 2 [editline]17th December 2013[/editline] Does anyone know if it's possible to install the full AWP over this update? I miss a lot of the weapons that came with it and I can't get [URL="http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?topic=808.0"]this weapon mod[/URL] to work with this current AWP-lite thing we have right now.

Sadly, this update does break a ton of mods, we'll post a guide soon (before workshop) letting people know how to recompile older mods to work with it, and for modders there are tones more options to mod with if they start poking around the code a bit. Old AWP will not work with this, no. As mentioned before the original build will be made made available in some form once we've tackled the pressing issues (save crashes and optimization).

Well, at least this latest update sure kickstarted the game's community again, along with that sale. Sure looking forward to playing the old mods on this new version.

Yeah, I have big hopes for this once workshop is up. Then we can pick the best community stuff and roll it into the main game for the foreseeable future I suppose, based on feedback.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43216597]Yeah, I have big hopes for this one workshop is up. Then we can pick the best community stuff and roll it into the main game for the foreseeable future I suppose, based on feedback.[/QUOTE] Workshop will extend the lifetime of a game tenfold. Can't wait! Do we have some sort of date on it, or is it a "Will be done when it's done" kind of thing?

Pretty much, I mean it's the first focus after the bug clean up which hopefully won't take too long thanks to everyone's clear reports, then onto that. We just don't know what it entails yet and how hard it will be, not something we've looked at too closely yet beyond 'yup, that's doable'

[QUOTE=Toploader;43216884]Pretty much, I mean it's the first focus after the bug clean up which hopefully won't take too long thanks to everyone's clear reports, then onto that. We just don't know what it entails yet and how hard it will be, not something we've looked at too closely yet beyond '[B]yup, that's doable[/B]'[/QUOTE] That part I bolded is what I thought of with my first dates Thanks for listening!

They added fedoras, now every facepuncher can live out their fantasy [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/468670818538076741/DF6DBE2C0507A26A73992131EF58A981FD5254B3/[/t]

[QUOTE=ForDaNords;43217469]They added fedoras, now every facepuncher can live out their fantasy [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/468670818538076741/DF6DBE2C0507A26A73992131EF58A981FD5254B3/[/t][/QUOTE] Beating the shit out of everyone wearing a fedora and then pissing on them while they cry on the ground?

One of the best things in this game is the endless vomit loop. If you manage to get two npcs to vomit on another with a delay between the two they both will just stand there and vomit at each other for eternity or someone decides to end their suffering. The most fun thing is when it happens randomly and you just stumble on it. Had a good long laugh when i first saw that way back.

The vomiting is one of the best things of the npcs in Postal, I love cutting off someone's head while vomiting and watch a stream of it shoot out of the neck instead of blood