POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43724642]tales from beta testing we accidentally made the petition require 9999 signatures on enhanced mode[/QUOTE] honestly wouldn't mind there being some way to change it, i could totally go around asking people to sign my petition for far too long

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43724642]tales from beta testing we accidentally made the petition require 9999 signatures on enhanced mode[/QUOTE] that was no accident, you're just a giant casual B)

If I try to load my game, it either doesn't load at all or I fall in a box made of flame textures, not being able to do anything

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43712523]The proportions on your head aren't correct. You can see a clean version of The Postal Dude's shirt on the clothes model you pick up after the Brewery mission. Here's an aspect ratio-corrected export of the raw texture: [img]http://i.imgur.com/UBM8h0J.png[/img] Incidentally, much evidence suggests that The Postal Dude's alien head shirt was based on a real shirt. Here's a picture of Josh Leichliter wearing it while dressed as the Dude: [img]http://i.imgur.com/EhwIOfb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] let me blow your mind.....we taped a printed piece of paper on his shirt! BOOYA!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43726381]let me blow your mind.....we taped a printed piece of paper on his shirt! BOOYA![/QUOTE] incredible special effects

[QUOTE=Judas;43727046]incredible special effects[/QUOTE] youd better watch your mouth.....them guns was real!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43727391]youd better watch your mouth.....them guns was real![/QUOTE] real CARDBOARD

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43727391]youd better watch your mouth.....them guns was real![/QUOTE] You can't fool me! Those were clearly repainted water guns with muzzle flashes made in After Effects

suck off you alls......we dont wanna give you the alien head shirt! BOOM....we have them locked up in our basements!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43729911]suck off you alls......we dont wanna give you the alien head shirt! BOOM....we have them locked up in our basements![/QUOTE] that's not the only thing you have locked up in your basement mike

[video=youtube;qSapFXy7Iew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSapFXy7Iew[/video] this was interesting.

She wants the pee.

I gotta say, I love all the new additions Steam Postal 2 has now. Made it worth buying the game again to see all the little tweaks that were done

[QUOTE=Helios127;43732672]I gotta say, I love all the new additions Steam Postal 2 has now. Made it worth buying the game again to see all the little tweaks that were done[/QUOTE] You'll be quite pleased when the next update rolls out then. Let's just say between the beta testers and the devs themselves we've logged over 300 bugs and we're still not done.

So I finally got around to doing a pacifist run on Impossible mode. Most difficult, excruciating, and relieving thing I've ever done. [IMG]http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu165/Cragbones/2014-01-31_00002_zpsc063a254.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu165/Cragbones/2014-01-31_00001_zps580b6fb9.jpg[/IMG] My advice: [B]Catnip.[/B] Lots of it.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43734304]You'll be quite pleased when the next update rolls out then. Let's just say between the beta testers and the devs themselves we've logged over 300 bugs and we're still not done.[/QUOTE] Woah, RWS is involved in this thread?

[QUOTE=Helios127;43734947]Woah, RWS is involved in this thread?[/QUOTE] Both mikejaret and Toploader are RWS employees, and have been here since the last P2 update. They're both also really fuckin awesome, actually spending time here, rather than doing an AMA on Reddit and not giving a fuck about anything further. Almost forgot about Vince, he's posted here at least once methinks, but that's all AFAIK.

Let's not forget Spektugalo, our amazing mapper whose screen name on the dev forums shall not be mentioned as to not embarass him

[QUOTE=zombini;43735343]Both mikejaret and Toploader are RWS employees, and have been here since the last P2 update. They're both also really fuckin awesome, actually spending time here, rather than doing an AMA on Reddit and not giving a fuck about anything further. Almost forgot about Vince, he's posted here at least once methinks, but that's all AFAIK.[/QUOTE] thats amazing. RWS, you guys are amazing.

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43699006]"Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!"[/QUOTE] Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good

Engine what are you doing? [IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/whatareareaportals.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=diwako;43738389]Engine what are you doing? [IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/whatareareaportals.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [B][I]THE VOID APPROACHES[/I][/B] pray that you are not consumed

[QUOTE=Helios127;43735569]thats amazing. RWS, you guys are amazing.[/QUOTE] no problem Helios! keep playin and well keep showin up and wag our cocks in your faces!

God DAMN this update. PLEASE COME TO US COMMONERS

[QUOTE=diwako;43738389]Engine what are you doing? [IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/whatareareaportals.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Anti portals mofucka. Our gracious map master is bestowing upon us fixes for various things like that.

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;43739368]Man I totally need a Postal poster to add to my game posters in my room. Woah I'm a nerd.[/QUOTE] I'll do you one better. Get a RWS metal sign for the price of a poster. For an extra five bucks you can get one riddled with bullet holes from an RWS employee. [url]http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-9/Running-With-Scissors-Metal/Detail[/url]

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43739414]I'll do you one better. Get a RWS metal sign for the price of a poster. For an extra five bucks you can get one riddled with bullet holes from an RWS employee. [url]http://www.postalgames.com/servlet/the-9/Running-With-Scissors-Metal/Detail[/url][/QUOTE] [quote]Real metal Running With Scissors sign ACTUALLY shot by one of the RWS Team...probably MikeJ or Steve as they are the ones packin', but sometimes Vince [b]or even Gary Coleman join in on the fun! [/b][/quote] I'm not so sure about that

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43738558]no problem Helios! keep playin and well keep showin up and wag our cocks in your faces![/QUOTE] omigodomigod so I have a few questions 1. Why is your office a bathroom? And I mean no offense but it also smells funny 2. Why did you outsource Postal 3 to Akella man? You enjoy having me cry? 3. In vallys, theres this odd echo sound. What exactly is it supposed to be? In the Eternal Damnation mod, you hear it all the time 4. Any intresting gameplay secrets I should know about? [editline]31st January 2014[/editline] [video=youtube;-f93jY2_mlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f93jY2_mlI[/video] Video of the obscure russian Postal 2 addon by Marphy Black

There's nothing particularly remarkable in that video that hasn't already been mentioned in the thread. However, while browsing through the add-on's texture packages, I did come across this unused artwork of The Postal Dude: [img]http://i.imgur.com/a07YDfE.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, I can't find any trace of a high quality version of this image online, so it seems we'll never know the context as to why Akella needed artwork of The Postal Dude in a speedo.

[QUOTE=Helios127;43739933] [video=youtube;-f93jY2_mlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f93jY2_mlI[/video] Video of the obscure russian Postal 2 addon by Marphy Black[/QUOTE] I know people keep calling Postal 3 'Russian Postal', but this expansion pack literally [i]is[/i] Russian Postal. It's almost the same as the vanilla game in almost every way, but refitted for a russian audience.