POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43741184]There's nothing particularly remarkable in that video that hasn't already been mentioned in the thread. However, while browsing through the add-on's texture packages, I did come across this unused artwork of The Postal Dude: [img]http://i.imgur.com/a07YDfE.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, I can't find any trace of a high quality version of this image online, so it seems we'll never know the context as to why Akella needed artwork of The Postal Dude in a speedo.[/QUOTE] Pre-Order on-disc super bonus confirmed for Postal 4, Speedo Costume.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43741184]There's nothing particularly remarkable in that video that hasn't already been mentioned in the thread. However, while browsing through the add-on's texture packages, I did come across this unused artwork of The Postal Dude: [img]http://i.imgur.com/a07YDfE.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, I can't find any trace of a high quality version of this image online, so it seems we'll never know the context as to why Akella needed artwork of The Postal Dude in a speedo.[/QUOTE] I always imagined p. dude to be kinda chubby under that trench :v:

I always pictured him as being scrawny.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43743020]I always pictured him as being scrawny.[/QUOTE] Based simply off the playermodels of him in Postal 2 and Postal 3, and the Beta Postal 3 Dude, im pretty sure he is.

[QUOTE=Judas;43742690]I always imagined p. dude to be kinda chubby under that trench :v:[/QUOTE] I don't think you've looked in mirrors enough, dude's got the frame of a meth addict

[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;43743796]I don't think you've looked in mirrors enough, dude's got the frame of a meth addict[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=391311&dateline=1389943804[/IMG] The irony.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43743845][IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=391311&dateline=1389943804[/IMG] The irony.[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35908723/hh.gif[/IMG] [editline]asses[/editline] these ratings confuse me [editline]tits[/editline] help guys i don't know how to react!

[QUOTE=Helios127;43739933]omigodomigod 2. Why did you outsource Postal 3 to Akella man? You enjoy having me cry? [/QUOTE] Even i know the story of this. Pretty much Akella was offering RWS a larger budget and in theory a better game if they developed it inhouse by Akella. Things were going swimmingly (as seen by early e3 and other videos of the game). But then shit started going south economically in russia i think and akella had to cut this A team and handed p3 to their less skilled team. From there things got worse and they released an unfinished game with many things cut and many things broken. Top/mike feel free to correct me.

Not giving RWS an SDK to finish the game or fix anything seemed like a dick move, to me. But, hey, im not a gamedev, i dont know how those crazy russians work.

[QUOTE=Judas;43742690]I always imagined p. dude to be kinda chubby under that trench :v:[/QUOTE] Nah P Dude is a scrawny pasty pale social outcast. [editline]31st January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=AaronM202;43744584]Not giving RWS an SDK to finish the game or fix anything seemed like a dick move, to me. But, hey, im not a gamedev, i dont know how those crazy russians work.[/QUOTE] There was recently a fan made SDK though i don't know to what extent people can do with it. Honestly if someone could just fix the melee/hit detection the game would be well on it's way to being decently fun at least.

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;43739368]Man I totally need a Postal poster to add to my game posters in my room. Woah I'm a nerd.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.cafepress.com/postalstore[/url] I found this link on the RWS forums awhile ago

Oh! I have anouther question actually What does RWS have against Bullfrog Interactive? Excuse me, ******** interactive. I mean, I thought Magic Carpet was p good personally...

I don't think it's Bullfrog specifically, I think they just made up a name for shits.

In the next Postal you should be able to change how fit the dude is like GTASA We should be able to play as a fat fuck chublord dude

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43746514]In the next Postal you should be able to change how fit the dude is like GTASA We should be able to play as a fat fuck chublord dude[/QUOTE] san andreas sucks because the game shits on you for wanting to play as a fat guy, please 1up GTA once again RWS

[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;43746566]san andreas sucks because the game shits on you for wanting to play as a fat guy, please 1up GTA once again RWS[/QUOTE] let the layers of fat act as semi-permanent overheal but as a trade off you walk slower and jump lower the fatter you get

Aaaayyy i'm buying the I regret nothing racerback for my GF.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43743240]Based simply off the playermodels of him in Postal 2 and Postal 3, and the Beta Postal 3 Dude, im pretty sure he is.[/QUOTE] No wonder, he's been living on donuts, crack pip... uhm I meant health pipes and catnip during all that time.

[QUOTE=Helios127;43745740]What does RWS have against Bullfrog Interactive? Excuse me, ******** interactive.[/QUOTE]The name of the fictional publisher in Apocalypse Weekend is "BullFish Interactive", not Bullfrog. It's based on [url=http://www.mobygames.com/company/whiptail-interactive]Whiptail Interactive[/url], the original publishing company for POSTAL 2. The Canadian, plaid-clad, cow-humping president of the fictional BullFish, "Phraud Hogslop", is a reference to Whiptail's actual president [url=http://www.gameindustry.com/interview/item.asp?id=2]Fred Heslop[/url].

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;43746654]let the layers of fat act as semi-permanent overheal but as a trade off you walk slower and jump lower the fatter you get[/QUOTE] But in turn maybe you could take less damage the fatter you are.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43747365]The name of the fictional publisher in Apocalypse Weekend is "BullFish Interactive", not Bullfrog. It's based on [url=http://www.mobygames.com/company/whiptail-interactive]Whiptail Interactive[/url], the original publishing company for POSTAL 2. The Canadian, plaid-clad, cow-humping president of the fictional BullFish, "Phraud Hogslop", is a reference to Whiptail's actual president [url=http://www.gameindustry.com/interview/item.asp?id=2]Fred Heslop[/url].[/QUOTE] I assumed they were ripping on Bullfrog given the name of the company. I never heard of bullfish until now, and they apparently have dissapeared after Postal 2

[QUOTE=Helios127;43752137]I assumed they were ripping on Bullfrog given the name of the company. I never heard of bullfish until now, and they apparently have dissapeared after Postal 2[/QUOTE] Bullfish never existed, can you read?

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43747365]The name of the fictional publisher in Apocalypse Weekend is "BullFish Interactive", not Bullfrog. It's based on [url=http://www.mobygames.com/company/whiptail-interactive]Whiptail Interactive[/url], the original publishing company for POSTAL 2. The Canadian, plaid-clad, cow-humping president of the fictional BullFish, "Phraud Hogslop", is a reference to Whiptail's actual president [url=http://www.gameindustry.com/interview/item.asp?id=2]Fred Heslop[/url].[/QUOTE] according to mikej he's a child molester :v:

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43744584]Not giving RWS an SDK to finish the game or fix anything seemed like a dick move, to me. [/QUOTE] It was spite and/or stupidity and nothing more really. Even they would have benefited. We'd have fixed it up at least a bit to save some face for the P brand and they would have had more happy costumers and maybe more sales. The SDK that got released was not much good though without the source code and Steam backend so we've just moved on and forgotten about PIII and focused on what we could improve (P2)

[QUOTE=diwako;43738389]Engine what are you doing? [IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/whatareareaportals.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Langoliers confirmed in the future update.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43746514]In the next Postal you should be able to change how fit the dude is like GTASA We should be able to play as a fat fuck chublord dude[/QUOTE] to get the ball rolling on this idea i've produced some concept art to show what a more heavily-built dude may look like:* [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35908723/jjjj.png[/t] *real actors may or may not be used

Penn being the Postal Dude in a postal movie would be both the weirdest and funniest shit ever. It'd certainly explain where all his weapons go.

So, I am looking through Postal 2's scripts, and it's pretty well documented. Though, why the hell Policemen take only 20% of the Shotgun damage to the head?

Going out of bounce is fairly easy on some levels, even the NPCs get in Danger. [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3299187118901113710/84E2B72E615B2F4CCCF69BFD8A3BEB14E52765CA/[/t]

How do you enable subtitles in Postal 2?