POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43773332]Top what are you doing, you shouldn't be putting easter eggs in the changelog D:[/QUOTE] I won't in the official one, but here you get inside info ;)

And that's why we love you. :v:

[QUOTE=bloboo;43777465]I found a strange map loop thing in AW. When you get the nuke, have the episode, kill the gary's and go through the door next to them, you are confronted with the military fighting zombies, go into the warehouse on the right. Theres a door that if you go through, it brings you right back to the map where you get the nuke. All the people respawn, the cutscene happened again, the episode occurred again. This left me with less ammo and health, but I had 2 nukes. also Mike is 99% likely to be the greatest community manager to exist because of his unique methods other managers "oh yes we'll get right on that, hmm yes thats a good idea you people are funny" mike says "Faggot"[/QUOTE] I also will mail free semen to anyone who wants any!

no more little mikes pls

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43785074]I also will mail free semen to anyone who wants any![/QUOTE] Can you mail a 500 ml test tube of pure semen at 12, heritage dr, salem Massachusetts ?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43785074]I also will mail free semen to anyone who wants any![/QUOTE] I'll take a gallon to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC!

i sent loads and videos of me shooting em to both addys!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43785846]i sent loads and videos of me shooting em to both addys![/QUOTE] can i have some pls c:

This is turning more homoerotic than Gay Chat, yikes.

Wow some sweet changes. Best devs for sure. How's controller support coming? Would love to be able to play the game in bed from big picture mode. Also, I don't know if I was dreaming it but I heard there was talk of local co op? Any truth?

Time to start a Impossible run of A Week in Paradise. I'm scared. Edit: Made it to Habib's with 9 health left, holy shit.

[QUOTE=Over-Run;43786171]Wow some sweet changes. Best devs for sure. How's controller support coming? Would love to be able to play the game in bed from big picture mode. Also, I don't know if I was dreaming it but I heard there was talk of local co op? Any truth?[/QUOTE] I have heard online co-op, not local

a chat with running with scissors get gay? NEVER!!!!!!!

uh rws is the straightest thing ever

Apparently, picking up a milk carton makes the whole town want to murder me.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43786334]uh rws is the straightest thing ever[/QUOTE] damn fuckin right....so straight, straight like 'MURIKA!

Everybody's gay for Mike J

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43786548]Everybody's gay for Mike J[/QUOTE] Sounds reasonable.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43786499]damn fuckin right....so straight, straight like 'MURIKA![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crying-eagle.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43786499]damn fuckin right....so straight, straight like 'MURIKA![/QUOTE] straight like everyone's boner for mikej

im so honored that you all get hard over me....please keep me in your dreams.......and spank bank!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43786637]im so honored that you all get hard over me....please keep me in your dreams.......and spank bank![/QUOTE] Will do.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43786637]....please keep me in your dreams.......and spank bank![/QUOTE] But will you keep us in your heart? :(

why keep you in my heart when i have pics of you guys on my wall in my office in the bathroom to jerk off on!

I just realized piss is the best tool for a Jesus run.

I feel violated.

I'm starting to think that I sent in the wrong picture, seeing as it has my dog too.

my shirt and sign arrived! they are good quality, I do not regret this [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/57540497/phot/nothing.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Over-Run;43786171]Wow some sweet changes. Best devs for sure. How's controller support coming? Would love to be able to play the game in bed from big picture mode. Also, I don't know if I was dreaming it but I heard there was talk of local co op? Any truth?[/QUOTE] It's coming, although we've not started on it yet. It's in our best interest to be fully SteamOS ready in the long term. We didn't prioritize it because in the here and now most are going POSTAL on mouse and keyboard still, but the controller demand is increasing (as is the Linux port, which we'll start on soon!)

Ever since it first came out Postal has been in my top list of games alongside Half Life, Bioshock and Max Payne etc. Sweet jesus it's been a long time but it's never got old for me.