POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;43789790]my shirt and sign arrived! they are good quality, I do not regret this[/QUOTE] This is going to sound very creepy but what is your waist size :v: I want to buy one myself but I have no idea if it'd fit I hate buying shirts online, you never know what size the damn things are since everyone's using a different standard

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43790228]This is going to sound very creepy but what is your waist size :v: I want to buy one myself but I have no idea if it'd fit I hate buying shirts online, you never know what size the damn things are since everyone's using a different standard[/QUOTE] I got a size medium and I'm pretty thin and it fits fine, I'm sorry I don't know my waist size, I'll get back to you once I do

[QUOTE=NoFaTe;43784438][img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1560484_286715408146330_1087679401_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tomthetechy;43784455]Looks like a character from POSTAL 2[/QUOTE]

insight into the postal 2 development process [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/451786796120722123/E96EAD4FDB279EA488A58DBBF1D76513517FF3F1/1024x640.resizedimage[/img]

I'm thinking about getting one of those signs, bulletholes included. They look sick

my only problem with the bullethole ones is that you never know where the holes will be or how many there are

That's a problem? I'd rather have an actually shot sign than a sign that was made to look like it was shot. More natural and it'd look a hell of a lot better.

Just make super pressurized pipe-shit-weapon from mike j's toilet to multiple barrels infront of 30 signs and mass produce identical signs.

[QUOTE=Judas;43800660]my only problem with the bullethole ones is that you never know where the holes will be or how many there are[/QUOTE] Every one is unique!

[QUOTE=TheClayMan;43800646]I'm thinking about getting one of those signs, bulletholes included. They look sick[/QUOTE] It's more fun to buy a normal one and put the holes in it yourself. If you don't own a gun, go to a shooting range and rent a gun to do it with.

For testing I decided to track all the ways you can sequence break. I needed a visual way to track everything because I simply would not be able to just keep a checklist without overwhelming myself. I needed a map, but the one in the game didn't make the cut for what I wanted to do; It showed geography just fine, but it didn't clearly define where each map began or ended as well as I needed it to. To that end, I created my own chart. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/Postal%202/SequenceBreaks/01-Overview.png[/t] Thought you guys might be interested.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43805321]For testing I decided to track all the ways you can sequence break. I needed a visual way to track everything because I simply would not be able to just keep a checklist without overwhelming myself. I needed a map, but the one in the game didn't make the cut for what I wanted to do; It showed geography just fine, but it didn't clearly define where each map began or ended as well as I needed it to. To that end, I created my own chart. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/Postal%202/SequenceBreaks/01-Overview.png[/t] Thought you guys might be interested.[/QUOTE] holy jewsis

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43805321]For testing I decided to track all the ways you can sequence break. I needed a visual way to track everything because I simply would not be able to just keep a checklist without overwhelming myself. I needed a map, but the one in the game didn't make the cut for what I wanted to do; It showed geography just fine, but it didn't clearly define where each map began or ended as well as I needed it to. To that end, I created my own chart. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/Postal%202/SequenceBreaks/01-Overview.png[/t] Thought you guys might be interested.[/QUOTE] I don't know what the heck you did but every time that image tries to load it crashes the webpage for me. I had to block the damn thing to even make this post. Please re-host it.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43809846]I don't know what the heck you did but every time that image tries to load it crashes the webpage for me. I had to block the damn thing to even make this post. Please re-host it.[/QUOTE] it's just fucking massive

everyone who quoted that map please snip it it's lagging the page to hell

[highlight]!!!![56K WARNING]!!!![/highlight]

that pic's bigger than mike's dick

I'm sorry, I didn't realize how fuckhuge it was. Using the magic of Dropbox, I made the image 10% of its original size and it should still be perfectly readable. It was originally 2.82 mb, it had no reason to be so huge. Nobody should have to snip anything, it's fixed now. [editline]6th February 2014[/editline] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/Postal%202/SequenceBreaks/01-Overview_large.png[/url] here's the fuckhuge version if, for some reason, it helps.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43810241]I'm sorry, I didn't realize how fuckhuge it was. Using the magic of Dropbox, I made the image 10% of its original size and it should still be perfectly readable. It was originally 2.82 mb, it had no reason to be so huge. Nobody should have to snip anything, it's fixed now. [editline]6th February 2014[/editline] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7333627/pics/Games/Postal%202/SequenceBreaks/01-Overview_large.png[/url] here's the fuckhuge version if, for some reason, it helps.[/QUOTE] Yeah that huge one just tanks Chrome for me, doesn't even get a chance to load, it just dies. Thanks for making a smaller one tho. I'll blame dropbox.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43810401]Yeah that huge one just tanks Chrome for me, doesn't even get a chance to load, it just dies. Thanks for making a smaller one tho. I'll blame dropbox.[/QUOTE] didn't cause any problem for me

yeah i had no issue at all loading the thing when it was first posted and still don't, and my internet connection here doesn't even break 700kb/s

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43810401]Yeah that huge one just tanks Chrome for me, doesn't even get a chance to load, it just dies. Thanks for making a smaller one tho. I'll blame dropbox.[/QUOTE] Windows XP is probably behind the issue, since I assume you're on 32-bit, which in turn probably limits Chrome's ability to view large images without dying.

deviantart makes some top notch postal fan art [img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/035/0/c/tickle_treat__shooters_of_a_different_nature_by_splashyd-d7558r4.png[/img]

what even inspires someone to draw that

where's mike j on that picture

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;43811719]deviantart makes some top notch postal fan art [img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/035/0/c/tickle_treat__shooters_of_a_different_nature_by_splashyd-d7558r4.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/6Mhpm.jpg[/img] is that a tumor

Looks like a prolapse with some cocaine on it.

[QUOTE=Coffee;43812258]Looks like a prolapse with some cocaine on it.[/QUOTE] well it's pretty postal 2 like then

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;43811719]deviantart makes some top notch postal fan art [img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/035/0/c/tickle_treat__shooters_of_a_different_nature_by_splashyd-d7558r4.png[/img][/QUOTE] I legitimately thought i was on a furry site and just misclicked on a random image then i realized i was in the postal thread. Also that gun makes no sense like at all

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43818300]I legitimately thought i was on a furry site and just misclicked on a random image then i realized i was in the postal thread. Also that gun makes no sense like at all[/QUOTE] It looks like a bullpuziMP9.