POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43818348]It looks like a bullpuziMP9.[/QUOTE] It just looks like a bullpup ak74u with an mp9 merged into it. The foregrip is also the receiver, the stock is literally just two rotating bars because there isn't a wire curve in there to nestle on your shoulder, it's just 2 rods. Oh gosh and the underside grip is just like an inch away from the trigger guard :V

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;43811719]deviantart makes some top notch postal fan art[/QUOTE]I wonder if there's any DeviantArt art dedicated specifically to Postal III? [thumb]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/171/7/4/together_again_by_annapostal666-d69vjlo.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/082/d/6/last_name_is_dude_by_somefurryartist-d5z0zwc.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/361/f/1/postal_ferret__hate_time_by_drerika-d6zkxhw.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/304/d/4/share_the_pain_by_annapostal666-d5jjvaa.jpg[/thumb] Well, at least aren't any Postal III/anime/Juggalo crossovers. [thumb]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/159/b/f/postal3_juggalo_dude_matsu_sensei_got_fucked_up_by_tehel0lumbra-d68a1jc.jpg[/thumb] I regret everything.

With the fact that my school got closed for the fourth day in a row, I can now spend my Friday shootin' shit up in the new multicultural wasteland of Paradise.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43818861]I wonder if there's any DeviantArt art dedicated specifically to Postal III? [thumb]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/171/7/4/together_again_by_annapostal666-d69vjlo.jpg[/thumb] [/QUOTE] That's not an official model is it? Looks like a cross between the PII and III Dude models [editline]7th February 2014[/editline] Looked around, seems to be a head replacement on the III model [editline]7th February 2014[/editline] [t]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/158/c/4/postal_by_annapostal666-d684cz7.jpg[/t]

Please stop shitting up the thread with godawful art Regards, my mental sanity

on a less incredibly disturbing note, the big update should ship to the public tonight if everything goes smoothly!

[QUOTE=Judas;43822413]on a less incredibly disturbing note, the big update should ship to the public tonight if everything goes smoothly![/QUOTE] Then again nothing goes smoothly

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43818861]I wonder if there's any DeviantArt art dedicated specifically to Postal III? [thumb]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/171/7/4/together_again_by_annapostal666-d69vjlo.jpg[/thumb] [/QUOTE] I actually think this is kinda cool tbh

[QUOTE=Toploader;43823833]I actually think this is kinda cool tbh[/QUOTE]Great, because it gets a whole lot weirder! [thumb]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/301/e/2/halloween_night_by_annapostal666-d5j766w.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/010/f/6/steampunk_by_annapostal666-d5r1r9c.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/239/c/8/dude_marionette_by_annapostal666-d5clc9a.jpg[/thumb]

that's a really weird pairing how old is american mcgee's version of alice again? like 14?

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43824032]Great, because it gets a whole lot weirder! [thumb]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/301/e/2/halloween_night_by_annapostal666-d5j766w.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/010/f/6/steampunk_by_annapostal666-d5r1r9c.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/239/c/8/dude_marionette_by_annapostal666-d5clc9a.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/010/f/6/steampunk_by_annapostal666-d5r1r9c.jpg[/img] no anarchy tattoo 0/10

[QUOTE=Rellow;43824410]that's a really weird pairing how old is american mcgee's version of alice again? like 14?[/QUOTE] I hope nobody is taping this!

[QUOTE=Rellow;43824410]that's a really weird pairing how old is american mcgee's version of alice again? like 14?[/QUOTE] It's purely innocent, the dude just saved her from the hands of the priests. It's Joel and Ellie but cooler.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43824686]It's purely innocent, the dude just saved her from the hands of the priests. It's Joel and Ellie but cooler.[/QUOTE] is this canon

[QUOTE=Toploader;43824686][B]It's purely innocent[/B], the dude just saved her from the hands of the priests. It's Joel and Ellie but cooler.[/QUOTE] it came from deviantart i highly doubt that

For a second, I thought this thread was the dA Appreciation station thread.

Is it tonight yet? I want to play Postal 2.0 already!

[QUOTE=Judas;43824811]is this canon[/QUOTE] American McGee and Running With Scissors to bring you Postal 4: Healthpipe land.

Does the big update include the MikeJ office update too?

[QUOTE=Hatley;43826749]Does the big update include the MikeJ office update too?[/QUOTE] Yes It is great

[QUOTE=Hatley;43826749]Does the big update include the MikeJ office update too?[/QUOTE] Headline feature.

[QUOTE=Hatley;43826749]Does the big update include the MikeJ office update too?[/QUOTE] damn straight

oooh i cant wait to see my face in his office :)

I hope my face is there, but then again it might not be so I wont excite myself.

was my work of art added to the update?

Been playing Postal 2 on my Linux netbook, and surprisingly didn't encounter any serious bugs. Well, that is until in-game I had to go to the Police station to pay that damn ticket. Can't go to the area containing the police station, community center and whatnot without the game freezing right when the loading bar is "full". Launched the postal2-bin with console to gain some answers, and well, I got [I]SOMETHING[/i] out of it: [CODE]*** glibc detected *** /home/USER/.steam/steam/SteamApps/common/POSTAL2Complete/System/postal2-bin: malloc(): memory corruption: 0x122023a8 *** [/CODE] Problem is, that's all moonspeak to me. And yeah, it's a vanilla and fully updated Steam version, nothing beta or any kinds of fancy mods, and I already tried Steams [I]"verify file integrity"[/I] utility thing and that didn't do shit.

[QUOTE=Rellow;43824866]it came from deviantart i highly doubt that[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/twGH8gr.jpg[/t] OC donut steal [editline]7th February 2014[/editline] Also thumbed because its fucking huge

[QUOTE=O Cheerios O;43827722]Been playing Postal 2 on my Linux netbook, and surprisingly didn't encounter any serious bugs. Well, that is until in-game I had to go to the Police station to pay that damn ticket. Can't go to the area containing the police station, community center and whatnot without the game freezing right when the loading bar is "full". Launched the postal2-bin with console to gain some answers, and well, I got [I]SOMETHING[/i] out of it: [CODE]*** glibc detected *** /home/USER/.steam/steam/SteamApps/common/POSTAL2Complete/System/postal2-bin: malloc(): memory corruption: 0x122023a8 *** [/CODE] Problem is, that's all moonspeak to me. And yeah, it's a vanilla and fully updated Steam version, nothing beta or any kinds of fancy mods, and I already tried Steams [I]"verify file integrity"[/I] utility thing and that didn't do shit.[/QUOTE] We've not looked into the Linux version for a long time (the recent updates have yet to land on Linux). When we do soon we'll hopefully stomp out any major issues too. Which version of Linux are you running?

So what's the update's ETA now?

10 minutes