POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43834025]Looking at the wall of faces I wish I submitted my own when I had the chance but then I look at you guys and I'm glad I didn't.[/QUOTE] Jealous, aren't we

I love all of you inconditionally [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3336342609353271692/6AF32B86C9780F77258140381407D8CFA48C4726[/img]

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43833943][thumb]http://puu.sh/6OiAS.jpg[/img][/thumb][/QUOTE] Do that in real life now take pictures

[video=youtube_share;An2xM-ycFcg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2xM-ycFcg[/video] am founded bug hopefully not late but if im not does this mean im am a test ;d

Gog update when?

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43834148]Do that in real life now take pictures[/QUOTE] he scratched me, its bleeding pretty bad why ;(

I want to apologise to top and the rest of the QA guys, My sound is still broken and its built into the motherboard, I'm thinking of buying a external soundcard so I should join you beta fellas, because to be honest, its not fun playing postal when you cant hear the screams of a dozen.

What the fuck if you piss on a photo long enough they turn satanic. I turned into some earthworm drinking beer.

[video=youtube;3fJajLeJ4P0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJajLeJ4P0[/video] Just came across this in Tora Bora. No idea if it's been mentioned before, but those are some pretty damn half-assed swimming mechanics

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43834315]What the fuck if you piss on a photo long enough they turn satanic. I turned into some earthworm drinking beer.[/QUOTE] woah what? pics

Is it normal to be able to throw unlimited melee weapons in enhanced mode?

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;43834319][video=youtube;3fJajLeJ4P0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJajLeJ4P0[/video] Just came across this in Tora Bora. No idea if it's been mentioned before, but those are some pretty damn half-assed swimming mechanics[/QUOTE] Ha, the water should at least put the fire out, will look into that.

Anything that needs to be posted into the OP guise?

[QUOTE=Spor;43834232]Gog update when?[/QUOTE] An extremely long time. Steam is the only version being focused on right now. Also I'm the best looking guy on the wall, no joke. PS: The update is only 5.3mb, shouldn't it be a [I]lot[/I] bigger to fit all the new vocal variety?

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43834448]An extremely long time. Steam is the only version being focused on right now. Also I'm the best looking guy on the wall, no joke. PS: The update is only 5.3mb, shouldn't it be a [I]lot[/I] bigger to fit all the new vocal variety?[/QUOTE] Not that long actually, first we need to get the Mac and Linux ready (current focus) and then it's the GoG.com builds of both. And the updates are indeed vastly bigger than that.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43834448] PS: The update is only 5.3mb, shouldn't it be a [I]lot[/I] bigger to fit all the new vocal variety?[/QUOTE] That was just a quick texture hotfix that came after the initial patch, the 'real' patch should have been around 800 MB I think.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43828569]We've not looked into the Linux version for a long time (the recent updates have yet to land on Linux). When we do soon we'll hopefully stomp out any major issues too. Which version of Linux are you running?[/QUOTE] Xubuntu 12.04 Although with a kernel nicked from the 13.10 version, since that solved a serious problem with both the Intel Integrated GPU and wireless card. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/kernel12512153215421432.png[/IMG] [I](No, my penis isn't running Linux)[/I]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;43834423]Is it normal to be able to throw unlimited melee weapons in enhanced mode?[/QUOTE] Yes it is.

Wish I was there when you guys asked for pictures to put in Mike J's bathroom/office or whatever. I wish I was there. Being pissed on by people all around the world would make me feel all tingly. Also for me the ammo cap wasn't raised at all, the shotgun is stuck at 100 and the machine gun is stuck at 400. Is it an enhanced mode only thing?

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43834759]Wish I was there when you guys asked for pictures to put in Mike J's bathroom/office or whatever. I wish I was there. Being pissed on by people all around the world would make me feel all tingly. Also for me the ammo cap wasn't raised at all, the shotgun is stuck at 100 and the machine gun is stuck at 400. Is it an enhanced mode only thing?[/QUOTE] Yes, if you read the changelog it is filed under enhanced only

I've been wanting to get this game for a while, but being able to piss on Facepunchers sealed the deal. Bought it as soon as I saw the new update had been released. Seriously, there is nothing that adds appeal to a game more than "Oh yeah, you can totally piss on Postal from Facepunch™" No, but in all honesty I wish more devs would go back and support their games like this. It's a nice change of pace.

hi me [t]http://puu.sh/6OrgG.jpg[/t]

For some reason I dont jave or cant see the enhanced game option anywhere, I have tried passing the finall level again and I have gotten the message but still no.I have cheats though

[QUOTE=-Iker-;43835296]For some reason I dont jave or cant see the enhanced game option anywhere, I have tried passing the finall level again and I have gotten the message but still no.I have cheats though[/QUOTE] "open movieoutro" in console

Nope,still nothing Also guys you gotta piss on your own photos, magic happens!

How do I acquire the other bodily fluids and pissoline?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43835538]How do I acquire the other bodily fluids and pissoline?[/QUOTE] enhanced mode and right click with the zipper out

Looks like taking damage, being on fire and changing your location disables some cheats like super speed

[img]http://puu.sh/6OooH.jpg[/img] why

Now I really wish I sent in a photo. Guess I'll just have to mod myself in. Also, bug report: [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3300313812104874253/6E00B06D52B93488D2453B11F31D19630DC8CB13/[/thumb] The milk crate is supposed to have a transparent texture, but somebody forgot to flag that in UnrealEd. And from what I remember, this has been around since the base game.