POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
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[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;43215474]I read about a cheat that changes ever NPC into Gary Coleman, but so far every cheat i've looked up about it hasn't been working. Does it exist? [sp]yes i turned SISSY mode on[/sp][/QUOTE]
Type in "whatchutalkinbout".
Someone record some gameplay of the update so I can at least watch it please
I don't know exactly where to find the bug reporter thingy, So I guess i'll just post it here.
[t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/884127380963562800/C24DDCDC658898E4C51DDCCEFA311BC90B560CA5/[/t]
On this building by the 2nd window there is a hole in the map.
[t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/884127380963570673/6B5C1FDA4E615004056482219D8EAB7FF3D61624/[/t]
This area behind the visitors bureau is missing:
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/509203252715105828/F4A38043F75A670ED567B3F2E784DF280EE4B8D2/[/thumb]
[thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/509203252715108580/A2E97F73F8C0E8D81CCB1ECA1FB5195BCC68A409/[/thumb]
The look I got after from my brother after watching me fight [sp]Krotchy[/sp](if this is spoiler worthy I don't know, but better to be safe) was a look of pure "WHY are you wasting your time with this!?" He tried the game and fails to see whats appealing about it.
Also, was anyone else [sp]expecting Krotchy to have a stereotypical squeaky mascot'esque voice? I mean, I fully get why he has such a deep voice, but it wasn't what I expected[/sp].
I love this game.
First five minutes of playing, [sp] I went to behind my trailer and found a sewer pipe behind a bush. I've forgotten this was here, and forgotten what was in it, but I managed to save America from Al Quedan threat, along with obtaining an assault rifle pretty damn early and some frags.[/sp]
Apart from that, has anyone in this thread actually played the first Postal?
I think that deserves some mention.
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;43220187]I love this game.
First five minutes of playing, [sp] I went to behind my trailer and found a sewer pipe behind a bush. I've forgotten this was here, and forgotten what was in it, but I managed to save America from Al Quedan threat, along with obtaining an assault rifle pretty damn early and some frags.[/sp]
Apart from that, has anyone in this thread actually played the first Postal?
I think that deserves some mention.[/QUOTE]
At first I had trouble getting into it but it turned out to be great fun. Pretty dark compared to Postal 2.
You know as much as I love this game it does suffer from something: Fighting soldiers and the terrorist guys are not fun, most of the fun weapons don't work well on them and they all carry assault rifles, and the only real way to fight them is to use assault rifles right back, it really left a bitter taste in my mouth after having to deal with like a gorillion of those dudes towards the end of Postal 2, and I think in the weekend pack too
Postal 2's handgun is severely underrated.
Hide in cover while the badguys pop their head around the corner and you can kill them in 2 shots if you hit them in the head. This works very well against long range as well.
I realized how much I hate the shovel, I tried to make an attempt to get the achievement to beat the Postal 2 levels with it and gave up on Tuesday. Fuck trying to make it out of the library with just that
[QUOTE=Kegan;43220646]You know as much as I love this game it does suffer from something: Fighting soldiers and the terrorist guys are not fun, most of the fun weapons don't work well on them and they all carry assault rifles, and the only real way to fight them is to use assault rifles right back, it really left a bitter taste in my mouth after having to deal with like a gorillion of those dudes towards the end of Postal 2, and I think in the weekend pack too[/QUOTE]
I know. Pretty much the only weapons I ever want to use in serious situations are dismembering melee weapons like the machete, hedge trimmers, baseball bat, etc., the shotgun, and gasoline for enemies that are clustered together.
I personally dislike the assault rifle though. It feels really weak and inaccurate to me so I basically never use it unless it's the only ranged weapon I still have ammo for.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=jason278;43220792]I realized how much I hate the shovel, I tried to make an attempt to get the achievement to beat the Postal 2 levels with it and gave up on Tuesday. Fuck trying to make it out of the library with just that[/QUOTE]
It felt pathetically weak after I got a hold of dismembering melee weapons.
Takes way too goddamn long to kill people with it.
[QUOTE=Rellow;43220942]I know. Pretty much the only weapons I ever want to use in serious situations are dismembering melee weapons like the machete, hedge trimmers, baseball bat, etc., the shotgun, and gasoline for enemies that are clustered together.
I personally dislike the assault rifle though. It feels really weak and inaccurate to me so I basically never use it unless it's the only ranged weapon I still have ammo for.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
It felt pathetically weak after I got a hold of dismembering melee weapons.
Takes way too goddamn long to kill people with it.[/QUOTE]
See now I fucking love the machete, but those cock nobbling soldiers are capable of BLOCKING it if you throw it at them. You have no idea how much that upset me, I had to dredge through those areas just boringly shooting baddies.
I wonder how the postal series would've turned out if the games still had there serious and dark tone?
[QUOTE=Rellow;43220942]I know. Pretty much the only weapons I ever want to use in serious situations are dismembering melee weapons like the machete, hedge trimmers, baseball bat, etc., the shotgun, and gasoline for enemies that are clustered together.
I personally dislike the assault rifle though. It feels really weak and inaccurate to me so I basically never use it unless it's the only ranged weapon I still have ammo for.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
It felt pathetically weak after I got a hold of dismembering melee weapons.
Takes way too goddamn long to kill people with it.[/QUOTE]
Agree about the melee weapons but now that I think about it, I'm sure if I stocked up on the catnip I could make it through those enemies in the library or whatever else if I'm trying to go for shovel only. I managed to make it through the slaughterhouse part with the police by using catnip and running through them with a machete, never got hit once
[QUOTE=Compent;43221029]I wonder how the postal series would've turned out if the games still had there serious and dark tone?[/QUOTE]
postal's theme scared the shit out of me when I played it as a kid. RWS's old logo was pretty spooks. I'm so glad postal 2 took a more humorous and satirical approach.
[QUOTE=Rellow;43220942]I know. Pretty much the only weapons I ever want to use in serious situations are dismembering melee weapons like the machete, hedge trimmers, baseball bat, etc., the shotgun, and gasoline for enemies that are clustered together.
I personally dislike the assault rifle though. It feels really weak and inaccurate to me so I basically never use it unless it's the only ranged weapon I still have ammo for.[/QUOTE]
I went through most of the game with the hedge trimmers and chainsaw. Most of the enemies that got in my way ended up writhing on the floor rather than dead.
I did end up having to use guns for Apocalypse Weekend though. All those soldiers in open spaces made my usual tactics hard to do.
Anyone else like it when you decapitate someone who's vomiting to see the vomit still spewing out of the trachea?
My favorite weapon has to be [sp]the WMD launcher that you find at Tora Bora. I thought it was just a bomb that made anybody near the explosion sick, but then I saw that the disease actually spreads from person to person. When I used it at the bank and got my money from the safe, the cops started to run in. They ran into an infected person and were infected themselves and they ran madly around.
It's also funny to watch them crawl on the ground perpetually vomiting.[/sp]
Postal 2: Making gamers want their everyday life to be just as insane
Personally my fav is the Mad Cow Head. It makes everyone puke blood.
Mine is machete
[QUOTE=Kegan;43221021]See now I fucking love the machete, but those cock nobbling soldiers are capable of BLOCKING it if you throw it at them. You have no idea how much that upset me, I had to dredge through those areas just boringly shooting baddies.[/QUOTE]
If you don't throw it, enemies with two handed weapons can't block it if you aim at their feet or their heads.
Also, I'm slightly disappointed that Eternal Damnation wasn't included with Postal Complete.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;43223460]Also, I'm slightly disappointed that Eternal Damnation wasn't included with Postal Complete.[/QUOTE]
The plan is to finish off the updates that were started on that and throw it onto the workshop in time.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=jason278;43220792]I realized how much I hate the shovel, I tried to make an attempt to get the achievement to beat the Postal 2 levels with it and gave up on Tuesday. Fuck trying to make it out of the library with just that[/QUOTE]
Someone on these forums suggested we make it dismember with the alt swing sometimes (much like the regular swing will sometimes decapitate), I added it to our suggestion tracker, seems like a good idea.
Even thought they're pretty weak compared to other melee it feels satisfying killing someone with the Brass Knuckles
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTPvduj4sb8&feature=youtu.be[/media]
The boot animation makes that video infinitely more hilarious. I want a mod where we can boot with both legs freely but still run around while we do it.
[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43223733]The boot animation makes that video infinitely more hilarious. I want a mod where we can boot with both legs freely but still run around while we do it.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wZQRr0b.gif[/IMG]
Wouldn't it be fun to gib someone by gomba stomping?
[QUOTE=Toploader;43223601]The plan is to finish off the updates that were started on that and throw it onto the workshop in time.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
Someone on these forums suggested we make it dismember with the alt swing sometimes (much like the regular swing will sometimes decapitate), I added it to our suggestion tracker, seems like a good idea.[/QUOTE]
I don't like to be the ideas guy, but I've noticed that the pistol will do more damage if you aim it at the back of somebody's head while they're unaware. (It will kill civilians in one shot instead of two.) I think it would be cool if some melee weapons did more damage in a similar fashion. The balisong is a very fun weapon for making people bleed out and I think it would be satisfying if it could kill in one hit to somebody's back if they aren't aware of you, similar to the TF2 Spy knife. It would be fun for people like me who like to sneak around the houses and bases and steal shit.
I was trying to make a mod to do this but I frankly don't know what I'm doing.
[editline]18th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Minimole;43223642]Even thought they're pretty weak compared to other melee it feels satisfying killing someone with the Brass Knuckles
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTPvduj4sb8&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE]
In enhanced mode, [sp]occasionally punches to the head will knock their head off in slow motion.[/sp]
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POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
