POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1

[Helios127]

I just noticed something, holding scissors makes you run faster.

Was this added to the Steam ed? Is it an enhacment of Enhanced mode (which is now properly named due to how pee isnt instantly replaced with flaming napalm - fun!)

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Helios127;43841669]I just noticed something, holding scissors makes you run faster.

Was this added to the Steam ed? Is it an enhacment of Enhanced mode (which is now properly named due to how pee isnt instantly replaced with flaming napalm - fun!)[/QUOTE]

yes

[Bralef]

Well, this update was a pleasant surprise. I never knew I wanted the ability to piss blood and vomit until you added the option to. It's also nice to be able to switch to regular piss in Enhanced Mode.

Picking up and throwing things is great, even though the props don't really interact with NPCs much. I also like how NPCs can be picked up and tossed around. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but it's fucking hilarious.

That being said, I don't notice any additional features with the Machete, Scythe or Sledgehammer. I can throw them infinitely with Altfire, but I'm pretty sure that's always been a feature in Enhanced mode.

[Helios127]

Found a bug. Peed on Mike on Apocalypse Weekend. He shot me.

Edit: I thought this was fixed

[Trekintosh]

[QUOTE=Judas;43835152]hi me

[t]http://puu.sh/6OrgG.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Then I went there there was a knife sticking out of your face.

[editline]8th February 2014[/editline]

Also can someone remind me where to find the ED shotgun?

[Trekintosh]

So I've been playing with the alt fire on the shovel in enhanced mode and I think that's my favorite thing about this update. However I have a suggestion: [b]GOOMBA STOMPING![/B] Whenever you fall on someone from high enough to do fall damage, it does many times that damage to them!

[editline]8th February 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=bloboo;43842019]Its in one of those nooks above the little compound thing by the mall and church entrances[/QUOTE]

What compound thing? The office complex?

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43841981]Then I went there there was a knife sticking out of your face.

[editline]8th February 2014[/editline]

Also can someone remind me where to find the ED shotgun?[/QUOTE]

yeah, a knife sticks out of my face on Thursday and beyond, or all days on Enhanced

:v:

[timothy80]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43842242]So I've been playing with the alt fire on the shovel in enhanced mode and I think that's my favorite thing about this update. However I have a suggestion: [b]GOOMBA STOMPING![/B] Whenever you fall on someone from high enough to do fall damage, it does many times that damage to them!

[/QUOTE]

Exactly what I was thinking to myself while on a power line. "Can I fucking kill this cop doing this shit?"

I wish we could also get some of the content that got removed from (A-12,AK47) the beta that was shown during E3. If you guys still have the assets around, would you think about it?

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=timothy80;43842394]Exactly what I was thinking to myself while on a power line. "Can I fucking kill this cop doing this shit?"

I wish we could also get some of the content that got removed from (sawn-off,A-12,AK47) the beta that was shown during E3. If you guys still have the assets around, would you think about it?[/QUOTE]

there is still a sawn off in the game, granted not the original.

[Coffee]

The Sawn off is hilarious in enhanced mode.

[Marphy Black]

[QUOTE=timothy80;43842394]I wish we could also get some of the content that got removed from (A-12,AK47) the beta that was shown during E3.[/QUOTE]There were never any such weapons in POSTAL 2.

For reference, this is what POSTAL 2 looked like during E3 2002:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLEgXoduN1Y[/media]

And just for fun, more beta and development footage with some really loud music:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaruTifeGFA[/media]

[Kuru]

Man, with school going on and my manager thinking it's a great idea to to add more hours to my work schedule, I barely have time to keep beta testing.

I know, I need to get my priorities straight. But I have to mention that I've enjoyed helping out with development.

[Hollywood SN]

I dont know why, but i had the thought that if there was ever a Co-Op mode in Postal, the 2nd player's Dude should look like Zack Ward's Postal Dude.

[Helios127]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43844187]I dont know why, but i had the thought that if there was ever a Co-Op mode in Postal, the 2nd player's Dude should look like Zack Ward's Postal Dude.[/QUOTE]

I was personally thinking the Postal Babe from that one comic series on the RWS site.

Speaking of which, I remember they used to do theese chuckleworthy newsletters. What happend to them? What happend to the old site with all its old site goodness?

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=Helios127;43844320]I was personally thinking the Postal Babe from that one comic series on the RWS site.

Speaking of which, I remember they used to do theese chuckleworthy newsletters. What happend to them? What happend to the old site with all its old site goodness?[/QUOTE]

Naw, they should be able to combine like Transformers into the Postal Babe by pissing on eachother for 10 seconds.

[Helios127]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43844381]Naw, they should be able to combine like Transformers into the Postal Babe by pissing on eachother for 10 seconds.[/QUOTE]

Or! Or! 4 player coop: Zack Ward Postal Dude, Regular Postal Dude, Postal Babe and ED from Eternal Damnation.

Am I the only one who actually enjoyed that mod?

also nevermind I cant outdo the mental image of them combining.

[Hollywood SN]

We must regret nothing, no matter the cost.

[Gigababait]

I think I have a revolutionary idea right here:
PISS SKATING
We should be able to slide around in our piss pools and create piss slides.
On enhanced you slide faster and everyone you slide into will explode into bits and pieces.

[Toploader]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43842242]So I've been playing with the alt fire on the shovel in enhanced mode and I think that's my favorite thing about this update. However I have a suggestion: [b]GOOMBA STOMPING![/B] Whenever you fall on someone from high enough to do fall damage, it does many times that damage to them!
[/QUOTE]

[img]http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0B3KkBTfMdKg9TS1QRlkxb1VkMGM[/img]

[Gorou]

Aw man, the new patches are still missing from the GOG version.

[ASadPerson]

Guys hear me out

Just

Guys listen

What if

Guys

A

Listen to me guys

A wiffle bat

guys

A wiffle bat

and on alt fire

It throws wiffle balls

And guys

guys guys

on enhanced mode

guys...

the wiffle balls... guys... they set people on fire.

[Toploader]

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;43845406]Aw man, the new patches are still missing from the GOG version.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but we'll get that sorted next after the Mac / Linux builds are up on Steam.

[redback3]

For some reason Postal 2 Apocalypse Weekend keeps crashing after I finish the cow relocation mission, it crashes right after the loading screen.

Anybody got any clues why?

EDIT:

Fixed the problem, my FOV was set at 100, setting it back down to 80 during the cutscene fixed the issue.

[-Iker-]

Finally got enhanced mode to work, its awesome

Also did you guys do sometying to water? It looks more flowy now

[ASadPerson]

no idea where to do bug reports, but if you set fire to habib with napalm piss while he's in his booth, it crashes the game.

[Toploader]

We really need this threads OP updated with some of the main highlight of the Dec and Feb updates, I'll get something together for that later.

[Klowjow]

Haven't played since the last update, looking forward to it though. How far are we away from Workshop?

[gestalt]

Can somebody point me to the locations of the machete and the chainsaw?
I just started Friday and have found everything else but failed to spot those two.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=gestalt;43848253]Can somebody point me to the locations of the machete and the chainsaw?
I just started Friday and have found everything else but failed to spot those two.[/QUOTE]

For machete you'll have to [sp]go upstairs in habib's and kill the terrorists.[/sp]

I don't remember if it was enhanced mode for this but [sp]Chainsaw is behind the RWS building in an alleyway.[/sp]

[Toploader]

Okay here is the P2 info I'd like to you post please in the OP

[B][U]POSTAL 2[/U][/B]

[B][U]Initial Release dates[/U][/B]
2003: POSTAL 2 (PC, Mac, Linux)
2005: POSTAL 2 : Apocalypse Weekend (PC, Mac, Linux)

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]
PC
MacOS
Linux

[B][U]Engine[/U][/B]
Unreal Engine 2

[B][U]Manual[/U][/B]
[url]https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B3Kk...it?usp=sharing[/url]

[B][U]Purchase[/U][/B]
Steam : $9.99 ([url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/[/url])
Desrua : $9.99 ([url]http://www.desura.com/games/postal-2[/url])
GoG: $9.99 ([url]http://www.gog.com/game/postal_2_complete[/url])
GMG: $9.99 ([url]http://www.greenmangaming.com/s/gb/e...l-ii-complete/[/url])

[B][U]Description[/U][/B]
Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.

Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

[B][U]Release and Update History[/U][/B]
2003: POSTAL 2 released for PC, Mac and Linux.

2003:POSTAL 2 Multiplayer add-on ‘Share The Pain’ Patch released 6 months later, also adding content and applying fixes to the Singleplayer game.

2005: POSTAL 2 Apocalypse Weekend expansion pack released for PC, Mac and Linux.

2009: POSTAL and its expansion released onto Good Old Games as ‘POSTAL 2 : Complete’ for PC.

2010: 1409X Multiplayer patch released adding many new features and game modes.
For more information on the 1409X patch, see [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/1409x-multiplayer-patch[/url]

2012:POSTAL 2 and its expansion released onto Desura as ‘POSTAL 2 : Complete’ for PC, Mac and Linux

2013:POSTAL 2 and its expansion released onto Steam as ‘POSTAL 2 : Complete’ for PC, Mac and Linux

2013:RWS release a new patch,1412, for the windows version of POSTAL 2 on Steam. The patch includes many fixes improving compatibility for newer systems and adds many new features, weapons and the ability to play the entire 7 days in one playthrough.
For more information on 1412 see: [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/...php?topic=1707[/url]

2014: RWS release yet another new patch patch for the Windows version on steam. The 1413 patch headline feature is The amount of vocal variety has been massively increased, including race specific dialog. 5 new voice classes in total! Also adds more situational dialog for NPC's such as seeing cats, and being on fire. There are even a few more Dude lines now too. Also tons more features and bug fixes.
For more informaiton on 1413 see: [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/...php?topic=1786[/url]