POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43852852]lol fear the wrath! well....i can tell you whenever someone got fired we had a BBQ![/QUOTE] funny, when I got fired I had a BBQ too [img]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/451786796257824107/6FE187A0F93B70432A04FE079E8FDB333C2F2FEE/1024x640.resizedimage[/img]

How does it feel to kill yourself in a game with piss and a cat silenced shotgun, i wonder.

Seeing all these pics brings me back to the good shenanigans I had with this game oh so long ago. I think it's time I buy this on Steam and play it again.

hello guys, i don't know if this is the best place to post this but there was a game i saw and briefly played last year, it was made around the same time as postal 2 and looks pretty similar. it has something to do with the main character being in a foreign nation?? fuck i can't remember anything about it but i really wanna try and find what it is.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43853155]How does it feel to kill yourself in a game with piss and a cat silenced shotgun, i wonder.[/QUOTE] same way it feels to piss on a picture of yourself

[QUOTE=Judas;43853189]same way it feels to piss on a picture of yourself[/QUOTE] aka pretty good

[QUOTE=Judas;43853189]same way it feels to piss on a picture of yourself[/QUOTE] I wouldnt know :C

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43853390]I wouldnt know :C[/QUOTE] you don't need postal 2 to experience that

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43853390]I wouldnt know :C[/QUOTE] >Take selfie >Piss on phone

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43853390]I wouldnt know :C[/QUOTE] Well get on it already.

So I was on Friday, looking for the engine thingy, and suddenly I noticed something. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/433772397752067672/20D896135E62B9FA3DE231C1E5F3F9684A5145D9/1024x576.resizedimage[/t] hey I wonder what that is [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/433772397752070771/56A83B29DB9B2670D7C2838862C92E7662909A75/1024x576.resizedimage[/t] oh no [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/433772397752079929/3786E71825A756E553E32012B81D6DB68A0BA3D3/1024x576.resizedimage[/t] OH NO [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/433772397752086206/78690EC227DEE55D30138EEAF6C643FD0E42828E/1024x576.resizedimage[/t]

I kinda want to be able to perform a Jump Kick by kicking in the air. Like, in Enhanced Mode if you kick in the air you go flying in the direction you're facing (sorta like the opposite of the shovel's primary fire) and deal extra damage/knockback to whatever you hit or something. Also, what exactly has changed with the Machete, Scythe and Sledgehammer in Enhanced Mode?

Can we just have Dragonball Z style fights with catgloves and piss-kamehamehas?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43852354]heh dude P2 was always created by a mod team pretty much, our dev team was tiny and paid shit, we just had fun and it had to come out when it came out. If you knew anything about the state of unreal code at the time we were HELLA bootstraped by the spaghetti code that was out there and what timing they were giving us updates. We didnt even get to use final ue2 code because the final code drop came WAY too late for our 2 and a half programmers to implement it without breaking EVERYTHING. NOW that said, i agree the mod community has made the game better over years, but without greenlight and things like that it would never have happened anyway the way it happened. We love you all but dont trash the original dev team that much. Nathan, geoff, josh, brian, mikeR, Steve, Tim, Dawn and a couple other folks really made something out of nothing despite the major loading issues we had to start! [editline]9th February 2014[/editline] oh and also....i dont give a fuck what plural of penis is, penii sounds better so FUCK OFF! :)[/QUOTE] Oh i wasn't trashing the original devs, sure i question some of it but also understand to think about this game as if it were 2003 again. I always knew the original dev team was pretty small and already different from most other developers even at that time. This is one of my favorite games for a reason, i'd never right out trash the makers. What i was saying with the current team, they were players of the game first before they were developers.

I just have a suggestion for the thrown weapons. Is it possible to make grenades and other throwables be through directly where the player is aiming, instead of a 45 degree angle. Every time I want my grenade to hit a target infront of me, I have to aim down to compensate for the angle.

Going to switch off the Impossible Jesus run, and into the Kill fucking everything on Libermode.

I don't remember guns like the Glock or MP5, these are part of the new complete edition of the game right? If so, why does my MP5 shake my screen like a motherfucker?

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;43855085]I don't remember guns like the Glock or MP5, these are part of the new complete edition of the game right? If so, why does my MP5 shake my screen like a motherfucker?[/QUOTE] The Glock and MP5 are new.

Yeah i had noticed that earlier, the mp5 produces way too much screenshake. Not recoil, but screenshake.

Call me stupid, but I can't find out how to turn on enhanced mode. [B]Edit:[/B] I think I already have it on, but I don't have the other bodily fluids.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43857017]Call me stupid, but I can't find out how to turn on enhanced mode. [B]Edit:[/B] I think I already have it on, but I don't have the other bodily fluids.[/QUOTE] Try using seccondary fire to cock your gun.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43852923]Yeah totally agree there. P2 was a masterpiece for the time frame they had, the budget it was made with and the hurdles they had to jump. AW ended up being a very bad experiment but does not undermine what went before it.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't say AW is very bad, it was just mediocre. There was enough to carry me through it at least.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;43857762]I wouldn't say AW is very bad, it was just mediocre. There was enough to carry me through it at least.[/QUOTE] We've rebalanced it a bit since the updates and now it's not quite such a chore to get though at least. I think also it just aged worse than the original game did even though it's a bit prettier.

I think the worst part of AW is the "kill X amount of something" missions. Those are never fun

Yeah and the fact they have one following another one was an odd design decision (it's why I shortened the Elephant farm from 21 kills to 10 to get it over with faster).

Damn I still wish I had that Штопор Жж0т add-on. Getting it into the current Postal 2 would probably make it more fun to play than when I was little. Speaking of which would it be possible to add it to the current Postal 2 with English voice actors as an Expansion? Heck. Remaking most of the Russian design would be a fun challenge.

i wonder can we have oculus rift support?

Not totally out the question... we do have one coder on the team with a dev kit. We'll see what's up after we've gotten all the Steam features implemented.

Probably old but amusing to me nonetheless. I never knew water reacted to piss this way. [t]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1600x1200q90/191/v02a.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;43859532]Probably old but amusing to me nonetheless. I never knew water reacted to piss this way. [t]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1600x1200q90/191/v02a.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] It's weird in the mall because if you do that and walk outside the water ripples throughout the foodcourt.