POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

ive noticed that walking over heads there is a collision between player physics and the head. it makes it kind of annoying trying to walk out a door if there is a pile-o' heads in front of it

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;43864064]ive noticed that walking over heads there is a collision between player physics and the head. it makes it kind of annoying trying to walk out a door if there is a pile-o' heads in front of it[/QUOTE] Just kick or whack them with the shovel to move them out of the way then.

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;43864015]Do kicking decapitated heads at people cause damage? I haven't played enhanced mode so I'm not sure if it does there but it would be cool.[/QUOTE] Set the head on fire and kick it into a group of people I am proud to say I use this as a legitimate tactic on impossible difficutly (but no it doesn't cause damage normally)

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43863626]im mikej and i support this msg[/QUOTE] Ain't happening.

You know, sometimes I wish you could cut torsos in half. ...I mean in game. No but seriously, while I do understand the technical limitations on this (rigging would probably be the main problem), I really wish I could slice a body in two, with just the meat texture taking up the spot they were cut. Maybe I should stop playing MGR and P2 around the same time, I suppose.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43864231]Ain't happening.[/QUOTE] YOU ARE DEAD 2 ME [editline]10th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=mikejaret;43864301]YOU ARE DEAD 2 ME[/QUOTE] hey guys on another note, Vince is planning to do an AMA on reddit next tuesday at Noon MST, would you all be down to participate in that?

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;43864246]You know, sometimes I wish you could cut torsos in half. ...I mean in game. No but seriously, while I do understand the technical limitations on this (rigging would probably be the main problem), I really wish I could slice a body in two, with just the meat texture taking up the spot they were cut. Maybe I should stop playing MGR and P2 around the same time, I suppose.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/us5ywN9.png[/img] Do you mean like this?

[QUOTE=Drasnus;43864380][img]http://i.imgur.com/us5ywN9.png[/img] Do you mean like this?[/QUOTE] Ah, I see what I'm doing wrong; I'm aiming too high. Sorry about that.

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;43864609]Ah, I see what I'm doing wrong; I'm aiming too high. Sorry about that.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you need either explosives, the sawn-off or the Scythe to cut people in half like that.

The kind, floating spirit of a SWAT officer held the door open for me today. [t]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1600x1200q90/691/krjs.jpg[/t] Also the baseball bat and machete are incredible.

[t]http://puu.sh/6RxLP[/t] What is this, a stats screen for ants?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43864301]YOU ARE DEAD 2 ME [editline]10th February 2014[/editline] hey guys on another note, Vince is planning to do an AMA on reddit next tuesday at Noon MST, would you all be down to participate in that?[/QUOTE] Can i ask how often he nukes rival companies?

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43864975]Can i ask how often he nukes rival companies?[/QUOTE] Let me put it to you like this Have you ever heard of Whiptail Interactive?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43864301]YOU ARE DEAD 2 ME [/QUOTE] Well, SORRY! Not all of us get hard from the pain of a needle going into your prick.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43864301]YOU ARE DEAD 2 ME [editline]10th February 2014[/editline] hey guys on another note, Vince is planning to do an AMA on reddit next tuesday at Noon MST, would you all be down to participate in that?[/QUOTE] I was going to ask if you guys were going to do an AMA, it'd be a nice way to get Postal 2 a little more exposure after these updates. Is it going to just be Vince, or do you think you and Top'll pop in too?

[QUOTE=Reaper33;43865571]I was going to ask if you guys were going to do an AMA, it'd be a nice way to get Postal 2 a little more exposure after these updates. Is it going to just be Vince, or do you think you and Top'll pop in too?[/QUOTE] I dont think he and Top need to, they hang out here :v:

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43865496]Well, SORRY! Not all of us get hard from the pain of a needle going into your prick.[/QUOTE] What if Mike himself did the tattoo? Would you get hard then?

My last play session just got rudely interrupted by a CTD thanks to me dropping Krotchynades all over Greenbelt. I swear, those cheats are just so damn awesome. I even discovered Tora Bora for the first time.

[QUOTE=Reaper33;43865571]I was going to ask if you guys were going to do an AMA, it'd be a nice way to get Postal 2 a little more exposure after these updates. Is it going to just be Vince, or do you think you and Top'll pop in too?[/QUOTE] well all be there

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;43865797]What if Mike himself did the tattoo? Would you get hard then?[/QUOTE] I would jokingly say yes, but I'm afraid his narcissism will get to him and he'll somehow find where I live, show up with a makeshift tattoo machine he created from the spare parts of a sewing machine, and demand I pull my pants down.

one armed bandit, meet no armed cop [t]http://i.imgur.com/YJBSPMh.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=e_k_M;43868346]one armed bandit, meet no armed cop [t]http://i.imgur.com/YJBSPMh.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3300313812169021146/8DD941AB2F888B6E6AF876D7E93200696F42FB4F/[/thumb]

so, did anyone try pissing on the friendship club text? [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/451786796296428570/82A4772DFDE0D3F332879452B7A1146EBB024F00/1024x640.resizedimage[/img]

Still trying to find the hidden weapon. :(

Is there some sort of tutorial to fixing old mods to work on Postal 2 Complete?

[QUOTE=Ellis :P;43870769]Is there some sort of tutorial to fixing old mods to work on Postal 2 Complete?[/QUOTE] There will be one released along with Workshop

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43866289]I would jokingly say yes, but I'm afraid his narcissism will get to him and he'll somehow find where I live, show up with a makeshift tattoo machine he created from the spare parts of a sewing machine, and demand I pull my pants down.[/QUOTE] I do these tattoos with my teeth friend! [editline]11th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Judas;43870088]so, did anyone try pissing on the friendship club text? [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/451786796296428570/82A4772DFDE0D3F332879452B7A1146EBB024F00/1024x640.resizedimage[/img][/QUOTE] it aint gay in a 16 way!

Would it be possible to do something similar to what happens with dogs and dog treats but instead, Mike J and pizza? I'd really like Mike J to obsessively follow me around for the entire game.

[QUOTE=spekter;43872786]Would it be possible to do something similar to what happens with dogs and dog treats but instead, Mike J and pizza? I'd really like Mike J to obsessively follow me around for the entire game.[/QUOTE] to the end of the earth my love! please pee on me

[QUOTE=spekter;43872786]Would it be possible to do something similar to what happens with dogs and dog treats but instead, Mike J and pizza? I'd really like Mike J to obsessively follow me around for the entire game.[/QUOTE] Add this as a Valentine's Day update, please! :v: