POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43872817]to the end of the earth my love! please pee on me[/QUOTE] it would be much more accurate if MikeJ followed piss trails

Truly heart-warming edition: A Mike J at the start of every day. Replace Chomp with Mike J wearing a valentines day appropriate outfit.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43872624]I do these tattoos with my teeth friend! [editline]11th February 2014[/editline] it aint gay in a 16 way![/QUOTE] it plain aint gay if there're two girls remember kids, it's only gay if the balls touch, and as long as you say "no homo", it aint gay atall

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43872817]to the end of the earth my love! please pee on me[/QUOTE] Mike J dating simulator minigame confirmed. [sp]Katawa Postal[/sp]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43872624]I do these tattoos with my teeth friend! [editline]11th February 2014[/editline] it aint gay in a 16 way![/QUOTE] is it gay with 17 males, 2 females, a dog, a cat, and Postal?

[QUOTE=spekter;43873043]Truly heart-warming edition: A Mike J at the start of every day. Replace Chomp with Mike J wearing a valentines day appropriate outfit.[/QUOTE] So cross dressing as sexy girl cupid with nipple clamp suspenders holding up his junk?

[QUOTE=spekter;43873043]Truly heart-warming edition: A Mike J at the start of every day. Replace Chomp with Mike J wearing a valentines day appropriate outfit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100920120557/postal/images/5/5d/Fag.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43873195]So cross dressing as sexy girl cupid with nipple clamp suspenders holding up his junk?[/QUOTE] but that's Mike's usual outfit

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43868565][thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3300313812169021146/8DD941AB2F888B6E6AF876D7E93200696F42FB4F/[/thumb][/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469801194776121736/21BB9321346302924E07BD16F1123F848972D811/[/t][t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/469801194776122912/7576EFC65BD8C21C004ED40A64515AAA612E22CA/[/t] i win

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43873087]it plain aint gay if there're two girls remember kids, it's only gay if the balls touch, and as long as you say "no homo", it aint gay atall[/QUOTE] It's only gay if the balls touch. Anyway, Mike should be wearing the gimp suit for Valentine's Day. And in the game.

[QUOTE=spekter;43873043]Truly heart-warming edition: A Mike J at the start of every day. Replace Chomp with Mike J wearing a valentines day appropriate outfit.[/QUOTE] Mike J in a gimp suit Also mike it took you fucking long enough to ship my shit

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43873737]Mike J in a gimp suit Also mike it took you fucking long enough to ship my shit[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42joatIAn1r0uzpto1_500.gif[/IMG]

So Canada apparently has vending machine crack pipes now. Toploader, do you have something to do with this?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43874206][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42joatIAn1r0uzpto1_500.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] ship the postal shirt I ordered on friday or i'm reporting you for image macro >:(

Why have so many ppl left the beta team? I know im not active because PC problems, but honestly.

People left? Is there a spot open? :v:

Many find beta testing to sound exotic and fun but when it comes down to it they don't really get into it. I took 30 from here expecting maybe 5 to be good enough to keep. It was actually around 8 meaning I had to leave a few good testers on the side lines for inclusion at the early stages of the next project, I didn't expect to have to do that but there will be a place for the rest soon enough. So sorry AaronM202, we are good for now :)

Ah fuck.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43874920]Many find beta testing to sound exotic and fun but when it comes down to it they don't really get into it. I took 30 from here expecting maybe 5 to be good enough to keep. It was actually around 8 meaning I had to leave a few good testers on the side lines for inclusion at the early stages of the next project, I didn't expect to have to do that but there will be a place for the rest soon enough. So sorry AaronM202, we are good for now :)[/QUOTE] you just kept me because i'm cute didn't you

On Friday for the Uncle's birthday, you can skip half the building by jumping on the window panels on the left of the tank and just jump into that trap door or hole where the tank is. I know a lot of these jumps are exploitable but this one confused the shit out of me when I realized I was supposed to enter through the underside of some broken down building.

[QUOTE=Judas;43875302]you just kept me because i'm cute didn't you[/QUOTE] They always keep the kawaii gurls [editline]11th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=windows098;43874781]Why have so many ppl left the beta team? I know im not active because PC problems, but honestly.[/QUOTE] I still check the forums multiple times a day, I just don't post as often since the patch was released and everything has slowed down.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;43876157]I realized I was supposed to enter through the underside of some broken down building.[/QUOTE] What? I thought you were supposed to go around back and jump up onto the roof and go through the hole.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43875015]Ah fuck.[/QUOTE] Maybe they'll open up more spaces later, who knows. For now though, I'm content with my mass murdering.

So I stabbed a guy as he started to vomit over a couple corpses [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/469801194757588596/367F88579B3B77102A7D1C9C6649BDA549F0AF30/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469801194757589241/A23C3707841DD5F2533DC7BBAEA55C748D482968/[/t] Good times.

Uh... [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21499454/screenshots/Postal%20II/2014-02-10_00004.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21499454/screenshots/Postal%20II/2014-02-10_00006.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21499454/screenshots/Postal%20II/2014-02-10_00007.jpg[/thumb] What am I missing here? [b]ALSO DON'T THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS BECAUSE I DID:[/b] [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21499454/screenshots/Postal%20II/2014-02-10_00009.jpg[/thumb] Stay classy, RWS.

[QUOTE=spekter;43872786]Would it be possible to do something similar to what happens with dogs and dog treats but instead, Mike J and pizza? I'd really like Mike J to obsessively follow me around for the entire game.[/QUOTE] This is not such a bad idea, could be fun :)

so when will Vince do a IAMA on reddit?

I was having fun on multiplayer until the players started spamming voice commands, rockets, grenades and scissors alike.

Holy shit why didn't i use the shovel more often in enhanced mode? All those new faster routs you can go with it. You even can skip several cutscenes with it.

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;43881643]so when will Vince do a IAMA on reddit?[/QUOTE] He said this coming Tuesday at noon. Or something like that.