POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1

[Helios127]

Since I was asked to post this, here are some bugs in Apocalypse Weekend

Theres a vally in the terrorist training camp that is untextured and likewise will kill you if you enter it. You can view it with rocketcams on (which are on in Enahnced Mode) and even get in there with some tricky jumps on rocks and barrels.

Do not go into Fraud Hogslops office with a Coleman book activated. After the cutscene, you will be compleatly disarmed, unable to use your regular weapons (because the book locks them out) and unable to fire coleman heads (because bug)

The ammos for your 'gun' (and by gun I mean... yeah) sometimes bugs out if you go for a while without using it and without changing its ammo. Often I have seen it display normal mode while in actuality firing the self-lighting napalm mode. On this, it would be fun if the diffrent firemodes had diffrent uses. One mod I once played with gave you ice-colored cutterpee, which cut people like machetes did.

Also, Mike J in AW. I already reported this quite a bit back.

Overall though, I am very much enjoying my apocalypse weekend. Very fun slaughtering Al-Qaeda members with your blatently OP weapons.

[ASadPerson]

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43882634]He said this coming Tuesday at noon. Or something like that.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://gyazo.com/711f94f260a091da48bec6e9ac6fce76.png[/img]

[Kuru]

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43883389][img]http://gyazo.com/711f94f260a091da48bec6e9ac6fce76.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43864301]

hey guys on another note, Vince is planning to do an AMA on reddit next tuesday at Noon MST, would you all be down to participate in that?[/QUOTE]

[ASadPerson]

oh

[Drasnus]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bZTLOuK.png[/img]
The only game where you can make piss waterfalls. It's beautiful.

[skeligandrew]

Postal 2 is lacking jewish stereotypes, so much potential

[Grim_2o0o]

[QUOTE=skeligandrew;43884341]Postal 2 is lacking jewish stereotypes, so much potential[/QUOTE]

oi vey!

[SuperPlamz]

Maybe they're already in secretly. After all, all the NPCs can be lured with money.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=skeligandrew;43884341]Postal 2 is lacking jewish stereotypes, so much potential[/QUOTE]

but we have MikeJ already

[Ellis :P]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43884603]oi vey![/QUOTE]

muh shekels

[Judas]

[t]https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1/222684_10151238857866548_1836163086_n.jpg[/t]

look how jewish he is

[editline]12th February 2014[/editline]

welp ninja'd

[Awaken90125]

[QUOTE=skeligandrew;43884341]Postal 2 is lacking jewish stereotypes, so much potential[/QUOTE]

It has Mike J though!

also there is a cheat called jewtown

[skeligandrew]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;43884639]Maybe they're already in secretly. After all, all the NPCs can be lured with money.[/QUOTE]

But they don't walk around with a hunchback and rub their hands together

[ClarkWasHere]

[QUOTE=skeligandrew;43885212]But they don't walk around with a hunchback and rub their hands together[/QUOTE]

When you cut them in half sideways, instead of entrails, they should leak money

I can't believe I just typed that.

[Gufu]

Meh, to be honest, in Postal RPG I'll just use description "The other white meat", because 1950's long passed.

[snake eye]

Just managed to get the 40 year old virgin achievement while streaming to a couple friends. It was fun to get, and despite a few fuckups, I managed to come out with 1 hour and 1 minute. Next up, beating A Week In Paradise on Postal difficulty.

[Toploader]

Eh, Editing is borked, nm.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=snake eye;43886140]Just managed to get the 40 year old virgin achievement while streaming to a couple friends. It was fun to get, and despite a few fuckups, I managed to come out with 1 hour and 1 minute. Next up, beating A Week In Paradise on Postal difficulty.[/QUOTE]

I was going for the Scientology achievement and then on Saturday I realized i'd been playing on Impossible and you need to do it on POSTAL to get the achievement

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuR_ALpzG9s[/media]

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=skeligandrew;43884341]Postal 2 is lacking jewish stereotypes, so much potential[/QUOTE]

I've had guys tell me that their "schwartz" is as big as mine. It sounds like they're saying it in a Yiddish accent.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43886876]I've had guys tell me that their "schwartz" is as big as mine. It sounds like they're saying it in a Yiddish accent.[/QUOTE]

so they were using the power of the schwartz, eh

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Judas;43886529]I was going for the Scientology achievement and then on Saturday I realized i'd been playing on Impossible and you need to do it on POSTAL to get the achievement

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuR_ALpzG9s[/media][/QUOTE]

It works both ways. If it doesn't, it's a bug.

[Toploader]

{TFS} Rock Su, would you mind if we locked this thread and I started a version 2 myself? It would be way easier if I was able to update the OP directly rather than having to ask you and postal to each time, not that either of you have let me down when I've asked :)

[postal]

or i can just work my black magic and make you the OP of this thread. You should be able to edit it now.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=postal;43888158]or i can just work my black magic and make you the OP of this thread. You should be able to edit it now.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://puu.sh/6TMzf.jpg[/img]

[Toploader]

[QUOTE=postal;43888158]or i can just work my black magic and make you the OP of this thread. You should be able to edit it now.[/QUOTE]

Oh that's perfect, thanks.

[lekkimsm]

So what was that thing about pissing napalm and shit in enhanced mode?

I doesn't seem to work for me for whatever reason

[CmdrSkittles]

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;43888790]So what was that thing about pissing napalm and shit in enhanced mode?

I doesn't seem to work for me for whatever reason[/QUOTE]

When in enhanced mode, Right click or alt-fire when you are unzipped and you should see the zipper weapon icon change colour to indicate different piss types.

[lekkimsm]

[QUOTE=mcattack1092;43888889]When in enhanced mode, Right click or alt-fire when you are unzipped and you should see the zipper weapon icon change colour to indicate different piss types.[/QUOTE]

Nothing is happening :C

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;43889056]Nothing is happening :C[/QUOTE]

Then you're probably not in enhanced mode or it's bugged. Try typing open movieoutro and then make a new game that is on average difficulty. Remember, enhanced mode isn't available on every difficulty.

[postal]

Finished the game and unlocked advanced mode, been a year or two since I've done that last. I forgot how much fun advanced mode is after playing the game normally for so long, especially with cheats. I think the best is throwing a ton of boomerang machetes around you, and then just running around town at super speed with a cloud of death trailing behind you.

No idea if these crash logs help, but I set the glock to autofire while chasing after some person running away, and when I clicked to shoot I crashed with [b][url=http://i.imgur.com/UbSsFnW.png?1]this error[/url][/b]

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somehow I always knew he would <3333