POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=postal;43889374]Finished the game and unlocked advanced mode, been a year or two since I've done that last. I forgot how much fun advanced mode is after playing the game normally for so long, especially with cheats. I think the best is throwing a ton of boomerang machetes around you, and then just running around town at super speed with a cloud of death trailing behind you. [img]http://i.imgur.com/DxtG4ks.jpg?1[/img] somehow I always knew he would <3333 No idea if these crash logs help, but I set the glock to autofire while chasing after some person running away, and clicking to shoot crashed me with [b][url=http://i.imgur.com/UbSsFnW.png?1]this error[/url][/b][/QUOTE] Yeah, top had mentioned before that we can actually submit those with the bug report button and they are looked at.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43889395]Yeah, top had mentioned before that we can actually submit those with the bug report button and they are looked at.[/QUOTE] Oh oops I think i just clicked OK without reading the rest of the options lol. Welp I'll just submit anymore I get.

[QUOTE=postal;43889436]Oh oops I think i just clicked OK without reading the rest of the options lol. Welp I'll just submit anymore I get.[/QUOTE] Despite our best efforts, you still won't have to wait long to get a crash again :V

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LsLbVT6.png[/img] Wait, but that means- [img]http://i.imgur.com/ylxCIST.png[/img] :dance:

Enhanced mode is short hand for 'features we love but might crash your game so we thought we'd better put them behind a new game + barrier' But yeah do submit the crash logs we have used them much already to squash many problems.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43889625]Enhanced mode is short hand for 'features we love but might crash you game so we thought we'd better put them behind a new game + barrier' But yeah do submit the crash logs we have used them much already to squash many problems.[/QUOTE] Well no, If that was the case then you probobly would have the hands be able to pick up objects and bodys in normal mode. Enhanced modes for fun stuff that breaks the game. Flying Shovel Swingin' :dance:

[QUOTE=Helios127;43889962]Well no, If that was the case then you probobly would have the hands be able to pick up objects and bodys in normal mode. Enhanced modes for fun stuff that breaks the game. Flying Shovel Swingin' :dance:[/QUOTE] Actually the hands are buggy You can grab people through walls and pull them through and at one point in the beta you were able to pick up cars and if you threw them in the direction of a corpse, it would instantly crash the game.

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43890222]Actually the hands are buggy You can grab people through walls and pull them through and at one point in the beta you were able to pick up cars and if you threw them in the direction of a corpse, it would instantly crash the game.[/QUOTE] also in the beta if you stood on top of a car, look down, and picked it up, the [i]world would end[/i]

Sometimes when I grab people while looking down at an angle I'll go flying out of the map.

After fooling around with Enhanced Mode, I'm really into this run of P2. Gotta say though, not all weapons have an Enhanced version, which kinda saddens me; the taser could definitely use a rightclick, for example. Other than that, and the fact that throwing someone in the air with hands doesn't hurt them in any way (you'd think they would be affected by fall damage), I think it's just as awesome as ever. Also, there's this visual glitch I found. [IMG]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3335217092196763637/F66991F483C0D5091670CBEAE18A9D83EECF9E60/[/IMG]

Could it be possible to have a robbery sort of feature, saying "Get down!" doesn't really have an effect at the moment, it would be cool if people could get some money out of their pockets and give it to you. Or if you go into a store like the laundromat or something, if they are at gun-point they pull some money out of the cash register.

[QUOTE=Blockhead;43890404]Could it be possible to have a robbery sort of feature[/QUOTE]There are already muggers in the game, but you yourself can't mug anybody. You can steal from the registers in some stores, but unfortunately, there aren't many locations where this is possible. The registers in Grossman's Arcade and Lucky Ganesh are two places with registers that have money in them. Just walk up to them from the merchant side of the counter.

Hoarding cats really pays off. [t]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1600x1200q90/822/lqp0.jpg[/t]

true P2 dev story, even TOP doesn't know this one (prolly).... when we were working on P2:Share The Pain (as in the update with mp) we had a mp class that was Hasidic jews. They were pulled from the game as our publisher for the title was worried about CompUSA's buying manager rejecting the title based on that class alone....we didn't want to, but we did :( There was also a line for my cowboss character that said "You're gonna with Hitler finished the job!"....that also go pulled from AW....same reason :( ya not happy stories...but stories nonetheless!

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2014-02/13T02-12-50.png[/img] A+

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43892967]true P2 dev story, even TOP doesn't know this one (prolly).... when we were working on P2:Share The Pain (as in the update with mp) we had a mp class that was Hasidic jews. They were pulled from the game as our publisher for the title was worried about CompUSA's buying manager rejecting the title based on that class alone....we didn't want to, but we did :( There was also a line for my cowboss character that said "You're gonna with Hitler finished the job!"....that also go pulled from AW....same reason :( ya not happy stories...but stories nonetheless![/QUOTE] Actually, I was meaning to ask, why was Fag Hunter changed to Bastard Fish, anyways? I mean yeah its an incredibly crude and insensitive joke, but given the rest of the games content unless somebody was breathing down your back to change it I dont see why it would need to be. So who was breathing down your back, mike ;)

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43892967]true P2 dev story, even TOP doesn't know this one (prolly).... when we were working on P2:Share The Pain (as in the update with mp) we had a mp class that was Hasidic jews. They were pulled from the game as our publisher for the title was worried about CompUSA's buying manager rejecting the title based on that class alone....we didn't want to, but we did :( There was also a line for my cowboss character that said "You're gonna with Hitler finished the job!"....that also go pulled from AW....same reason :( ya not happy stories...but stories nonetheless![/QUOTE] I didn't want to say it but since you mentioned it.. I have connections~ [IMG]http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8665/irzi.png[/IMG] Shame it was cut, it looked great

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43892967]true P2 dev story, even TOP doesn't know this one (prolly).... [/QUOTE] I knew, Steve told us about it all back in the day we we dug this NPC out to use in Eternal Damnation. Guess we can stick him back into the main P2 game too now.

I think you guys should a polar bear into the game.

I got a bug report, not sure if this is for everyone but when entering a new zone my mouse sensitivity drops then goes back to normal after a few seconds. and a feature request: add a confirm option for 'reset defaults', I clicked it by accident yesterday. Cheers

You guys still haven't fixed this and it's been like that forever :v: [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/74813117/2013-12-16_00002.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=xianlee;43894864]I got a bug report, not sure if this is for everyone but when entering a new zone my mouse sensitivity drops then goes back to normal after a few seconds. and a feature request: add a confirm option for 'reset defaults', I clicked it by accident yesterday. Cheers[/QUOTE] I can confirm this.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43895059]I can confirm this.[/QUOTE] Yeah, we really hope to have this fixed by the next patch, it's rather annoying.

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43894952]You guys still haven't fixed this and it's been like that forever :v: [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/74813117/2013-12-16_00002.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Uuuh, this was fixed some time ago (at least many betas ago) and should have been fixed ever since 1413 came out. I assume you are playing an old savegame, because if you save a game in Postal 2 it will save a copy of the map + all changes (pickups, bystander positions etc). Thus, even if the original map is changed, you will still play the old version if you load an old save game. 1. Leave the area and enter it again. 2. ??? 3. Profit

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43889197]Then you're probably not in enhanced mode or it's bugged. Try typing open movieoutro and then make a new game that is on average difficulty. Remember, enhanced mode isn't available on every difficulty.[/QUOTE] Ah, Open movieoutro did the trick! Thanks!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43892967]true P2 dev story, even TOP doesn't know this one (prolly).... when we were working on P2:Share The Pain (as in the update with mp) we had a mp class that was Hasidic jews. They were pulled from the game as our publisher for the title was worried about CompUSA's buying manager rejecting the title based on that class alone....we didn't want to, but we did :( There was also a line for my cowboss character that said "You're gonna with Hitler finished the job!"....that also go pulled from AW....same reason :( ya not happy stories...but stories nonetheless![/QUOTE] I think you need to re-add both that and fag hunter i'm a fag so it's ok

Soooo i just saw that Toploader is now the OP of the thread. 10/10, now i can totally go play some other games. (Just kidding, tho a ghost from the past where there was a postal footage in some tv news station made me scared of the game a bit(and before you ask, yes it was a report on school shooting)).

How the fuck did Mike find me?! I said I was joking about that tattoo! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/co92xzr.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43895797]Soooo i just saw that Toploader is now the OP of the thread. 10/10, now i can totally go play some other games. (Just kidding, tho a ghost from the past where there was a postal footage in some tv news station made me scared of the game a bit(and before you ask, yes it was a report on school shooting)).[/QUOTE] did you know Postal 2 was featured in a black eyed peas music video? :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc[/media]

Exactly how many secret weapons are there? I know you guys had a few in the game, I was able to find the Krotchy Nades and the obvious WMD, but what else is there to find?