POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

so Jewtown stacks with Whatchutalkinbout [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868745038/41DA4DC843A932986E477D9677FA087C4196A301/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868771055/88103D62C43F3F4CCA434A103ECFD7B86FB67B37/[/t]

[QUOTE][IMG]http://www.runningwithscissors.com/images/PressKit/P2/BoxArt/POSTAL%20II%20Russia%20Addon%20-%20Drive%20JP.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] While it says that it's Russian on one line... the rest is in chinese?!

[QUOTE=Judas;43903467]so Jewtown stacks with Whatchutalkinbout [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868745038/41DA4DC843A932986E477D9677FA087C4196A301/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868771055/88103D62C43F3F4CCA434A103ECFD7B86FB67B37/[/t][/QUOTE] I approve

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43903715]I approve[/QUOTE] are you raising your own part-black midget clone army? [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] are you going to use them to replace everyone at RWS for cheaper labor?

[QUOTE=Judas;43903756]are you raising your own part-black midget clone army? YES [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] are you going to use them to replace everyone at RWS for cheaper labor?[/QUOTE] DOUBLE YES...top youre fired!

[QUOTE=Judas;43903756]are you raising your own part-black midget clone army? [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] are you going to use them to replace everyone at RWS for cheaper labor?[/QUOTE] but the clones are half jewish, they aren't going to accept lower wages

[thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195108364034/0D2538069DDEEB1EBC9998D99ED133E6C89B35BB/[/thumb] The best thing about Impossible mode is watching everybody else kill each other. And yes, every single corpse is Mike. One of them won't stop pulsating.

[QUOTE=Judas;43903467]so Jewtown stacks with Whatchutalkinbout [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868745038/41DA4DC843A932986E477D9677FA087C4196A301/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530868771055/88103D62C43F3F4CCA434A103ECFD7B86FB67B37/[/t][/QUOTE] Also stacks with Egoboost [img]http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0B3KkBTfMdKg9ZVRCSzlTcDlucWM[/img]

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;43902561]We had our monthly dick drawing competition[/QUOTE] Every day should be a dick drawing competition

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43907993]Every day should be a dick drawing competition[/QUOTE] is this the artsy kind or the wild west kind because I'm no gunslinger I may need time to practice guys

[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;43908116]is this the artsy kind or the wild west kind because I'm no gunslinger I may need time to practice guys[/QUOTE] This is POSTAL thread Both

[t]http://i.imgur.com/TWeN8BS.jpg[/t] I hit the jars of mayonnaise with the sledge hammer and they started floating.

I was at uncle dave's compound and heard a random explosion on the way to his room, and when I ran over to investigate [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/469801829296894388/10DEEF3763CA1E064AAA09B410D3DA0751EDA977/[/t] It spewed ground beef constantly.

There will be a mini update going out later, when it does be sure to boot up the game (for maximum lolz start a new game and follow the signs that will be there...)

Can't wait.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43908478]There will be a mini update going out later, when it does be sure to boot up the game (for maximum lolz start a new game and follow the signs that will be there...)[/QUOTE] Any mode/difficulty preferences? I want to run at these signs with scissor out.

When's the mini update?

jewtown stacks wth osama too apparently [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530881985581/E8066A3DE76404571CD5E42C1E240476011BECE4/[/t]

[QUOTE=gufu;43903661][quote][img]http://www.runningwithscissors.com/images/PressKit/P2/BoxArt/POSTAL%20II%20Russia%20Addon%20-%20Drive%20JP.jpg[/img][/quote] While it says that it's Russian on one line... the rest is in chinese?![/QUOTE] Well after playing this. I'm considering translating most russian text of the game's textures to English. I was also trying to make it work on the current Postal 2 but something changed in the engine files when Share the Pain came out. Anyways, this is what I get if anyone is curious: [quote]General protection fault! History: UObject::ProcessEvent <- (TubeDudePlayer TubeStartup.TubeDudePlayer0, Function GameTypes.DudePlayer.TravelPostAccept) <- ULevel::SpawnPlayActor <- UGameEngine::Init <- InitEngine[/quote] [sp]Am I a casual if I like playing bad games like Postal III?[/sp] Also. I'm currently doing a project of fixing up those GMod Postal III dude models (Krotchy dude included). The hair, fingerposing and faceposing are done and fixed. All that needs to be done is for me to get a perfect reference of the dude model with glasses attached (no, the SFM version isn't going to work because the glasses that are attached are even not the version the Postal III dude uses in the game itself) and improve those physics.

[QUOTE=Boxcar Racer;43908236][t]http://i.imgur.com/TWeN8BS.jpg[/t] I hit the jars of mayonnaise with the sledge hammer and they started floating.[/QUOTE] obviously youre a wizard.

Just got this game after not playing it for years. Great to know that RWS is still updating it.

I'm having way too much fun with this game. [t]http://i.imgur.com/AU3ciXz.jpg[/t]

Looks like that update hit.

Oh god is that MikeJ [sp]in the kissing booth?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Hatley;43912453]Oh god is that MikeJ [sp]in the kissing booth?[/sp][/QUOTE] yes it is also, funfact: those lips you see when you kiss him are actually my lips, one of the devs had me put on lipstick and kiss a piece of paper :v:

[T]http://i.imgur.com/WtHxOgF.jpg[/T] This is my least soul crushingly depressing valentine's day yet!

this is the original of my lips if you're curious [img]http://puu.sh/6W8J8.jpg[/img]

u got a big mouth

romance is in the air [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530886890758/62E740034236D61C825D52B7BB98001FB4E451D6/[/t]

What is this, a dick kissing booth? [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195127528794/053988370D3704599D6F4A770D8D14D5409E87E1/[/t]