Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time

[KnightLight]

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[Bugga12]

To everyone that suggested AI play to relax, you were very right.

[MissingGlitch]

They are so predictable. No randomness. They run in straight lines. Really just lets you let loose and just kill without worrying about team comp.

But hard bots though. Fuck those aimbotting shits. :v:

[KnightLight]

Tactical D.Va dump

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Obligatory gremlin
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[alpha00zero]

Hoy! First legendary and it's a Mercy one.

I already played so much of her, thanks game! Even if I prefer the other color, I'll keep that.

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[KnightLight]

Wat.

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[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=KnightLight;50495514]Wat.

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Asking the hard hitting questions.

[HyperTails]

Friend bought me the game for my bday a few days ago
Am I playing it correctly?
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[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=KnightLight;50495514]Wat.

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[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;50495529][img]http://overwatch.blizzplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winston-victory-pose-4-the-thinker.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Hell, if anyone would know it has to be Winston.

he made the device.

[OlegFreeman]

I'm really enjoying Overwatch visual style but sometimes it's a bit ridiculous

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[fhASSA]

A-mei-zing

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[URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4nhj9y/now_shes_ruining_my_lootbox_experience/"]https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4nhj9y/now_shes_ruining_my_lootbox_experience/[/URL]

[MissingGlitch]

Gotta go.....damn.
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[Altimor]

[QUOTE=KnightLight;50495514]Wat.

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Bullets don't go back in the gun so no

[darkrei9n]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50495577]Bullets don't go back in the gun so no[/QUOTE]

But her guns reload if you recall. Is it the bullets that were fired or does she just happen to reload while doing a recall?

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;50495600]But her guns reload if you recall. Is it the bullets that were fired or does she just happen to reload while doing a recall?[/QUOTE]

Yeah but the bullets fired into her aren't returned, so the nut wouldn't be either.

[Anti Christ]

I think I'm pretty much done with the game. I've been forcing myself to play it, because I want to enjoy it, but every match is just awful. I've fallen to something around a 30% win rate, and it feels like most enemy teams have at least a few friends grouped up, while my team is always randoms. I find myself just more and more frustrated the more I play, and I don't think I need that kind of negativity in my life.

[MissingGlitch]

Imagine if it worked like that. Recalling took back the bullets you just shot. THink of all that damage that would be done to the enemy with the bullets exiting them as fast as they were given.

[GarReaper]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50495577]Bullets don't go back in the gun so no[/QUOTE]

But bullets/arrows in her body kinda disappear don't they? So where do they go?

[Wulfram]

I think Symmetra is pretty, but her constant scowl makes her unattractive. I get that shes a perfectionist control freak kind of character but I dont think she EVER smiles.

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;50495616]I think I'm pretty much done with the game. I've been forcing myself to play it, because I want to enjoy it, but every match is just awful. I've fallen to something around a 30% win rate, and it feels like most enemy teams have at least a few friends grouped up, while my team is always randoms. I find myself just more and more frustrated the more I play, and I don't think I need that kind of negativity in my life.[/QUOTE]

have you tried grouping up

[KnightLight]

I can't believe you guys are actually having a full on discussion involving time-traveling semen, it's hilarious

Also here's a thing, I can't find the source tho
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[MissingGlitch]

-snip I think this joke might be going to far-

[Anti Christ]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50495625]have you tried grouping up[/QUOTE]

My work schedule does not allow for me to group up with any of my friends.

[gbx]

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;50495646]My work schedule does not allow for me to group up with any of my friends.[/QUOTE]

add cool people you meet ingame, eventually you'll always have at least 1-2 people to queue with at any given time

worked for me at least

[gbx]

need zarya in powerlifting outfit :(

[Altimor]

I hope they add a female omnic at some point

I hope she's cute

[Ricenchicken]

So first full game of Zarya I actually played tonight:

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she is [B]SO GOOD[/B] with a team that works together

[inaba]

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Guuyyss, the cart is over here, and I've got health tooo

[booster]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50495701]I hope they add a female omnic at some point

I hope she's cute[/QUOTE]

My money is on Athena.